阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICmpyDaXXl
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwVVEbzlwM
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA0a56gT6p
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我：「好兄弟。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu8yGVGQFG
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBAeqV3ouj
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTkmjWJw88
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BShuKGh2M
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolxCUDuUcO
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡna8hPLtTWm
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我：「洗埋先準走。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5tnAaYp5p
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6vOoTbx1a
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t5jcrYTrV
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGqjaPyawp
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZmq3K72ds
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1azwqbnzz
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3voE1ad8A
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfm7iHNbHu
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEidVKacJE
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnoKtoXbo0
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjZZvi0uFN
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pstB6qnek
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uThOSHSuR
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9PKWTP2w9
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiD823TZO6
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3ONmlP1iJ
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRCndhmxrP
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我：「你係咪未死過。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLT8BPyR8U
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVsVhcC3JO
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我：「擰轉身。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHxq4hA3jd
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希逸：「做咩先。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlH31eV0vf
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我：「你轉咗先。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVrw5JrFNS
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANZV91bYkl
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjFu5FKV0K
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpEWDdOOBK
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb8Ae16tQ1
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpESfYrITa6
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUutJ7vM1m
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM90t6glQxA
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL3FZQUGhF
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYE5p7uJDB
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6foJOwIjXR
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJsgK64qPy
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rjHindPOd
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr0fGmYre7
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cSqXl8Eys
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoMqWddeqc
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWUlDnDqC6
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchE5sdOkAg
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mbZfCqEwg
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGydFdSHuy
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIjjWtgbqO
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2KjNWXBx3
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VJYWjWUax
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpfUGwXtrz
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOktU7V5ei
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcv7EXk2VdU
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwHccwOg4n
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ633NxY2mE5
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHu51W7onq
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZczS7wQsac
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9myzjn5EN0
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEHyg64dG1
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8DMR9uzZO
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TS6mgPqlm
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oyggQy7B8
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAKp9i3oGK
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYU5Ss2Meq
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYTwIdkQ9E
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9X8arLdNR
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHn6Z3rVXY0
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgRV5IBSF1
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRt4yeXswS
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dPH5xWxSi
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyBFjsXGSo
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SPFEh0QuX
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFVltllOOW
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj58qkALpB4
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22Z8enqWDz
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8DKacajkr
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ401d3wCSf5
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楚翹：「除非咩？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelrdbGVix5
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5oeL4kT5x
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUSYOT6ayO
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95SMa9rW6U
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希逸：「大嫂好！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QWOcvtf1i
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQ0ZteevYs
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRyD7EiPx7
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83UkDsIDOo
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QjO8JGaAR
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7rWR7AIrJ
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKs4XRWbo4
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUvt9byPGV
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqryoizHdB
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVpqT4D5QK
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（待續 To be continued）345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2mKhBoYOE
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