我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GqbDm2kVe
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhhLYQ5LGe
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5xEFxGi3K
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSODDpDfjAt
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4rudlg7oo
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuubNwuKd4s
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJfTpBbAw3
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxD2riN0HWB
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7m4KdLaQl
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCKfw3sTjp
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHC0HQuFxb
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老闆：「我會喎！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcmF7e3up7
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCxnRrNX1M
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECmp8jkn0o
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJHh93Pw34
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KS03xPqbO
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCP44Iey037
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1QqIyp1TN
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi3lGkZ5hb
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw71hvJWG3b
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ59N5OmUf
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqU1R1vJDON
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dNB5nwNRj
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11FtXbDziL
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw1fSzdRYJ
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvNz5b2qVW
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOWzUnLPHg
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOVEaDXKK9
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y416YbjI3
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj2rXhH7Ev
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAWV5OS9bZ
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJp8zUjRAqr
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFH1TFAZAOu
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Iu8efUadX
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUPrCsjdvn
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8Zqhh8GJm
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4K1YxZgPi
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uYjfgZQFu
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXvbuhxwNR
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRHOvR79pv
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6VlBmFPlY
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjU7Tdm5bD
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrtgnEyMT9
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfueawTHlAS
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoG0n4iFBO
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPmCXOY4D9
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS7QYidauQ
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo4WiXKOWQ
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我：「係靈活。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIb353Qf26
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhhBS8o22Y
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVjaQf1uhk
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7i0jCdEpA
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih2ORpluCT
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWwVD6uY4d
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme2t0H2NoS
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0POmPQMZJ
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB2uypICJq
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZcM51Y3Uk
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42WF9lIyBt
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmYoD1mBdD
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XFsQidgIL
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHpHleD9OF
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrk94IrzK5
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7iriv1kjc
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXlEpq9DfF
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx1uy28ct9
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fQftAoFdR
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL7j9WJHQv
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEbWYkvxWl
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楚翹：「流~德華。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKErtDS7kv
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80CTTStRE5
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKpRwL21ve
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7ZsuLe4bE
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79WAsRUOBh
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMSqahb0J5
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtb8HmLcjaN
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumohJqRrTF
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPHLvrfQOV
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我：「牛津囉！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvgbTjwpyE
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BOEkoAQPJ
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSB9VJ9ddP
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx67NvFjJd
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbatgP2v2Lx
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxtNOOeqnD
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sN9JBDEUF
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUpsJ2F8DZ
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAL1fGSWGF
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