我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNblgo55NU
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJHwdsFIBC
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkypJPG8OSs
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw3X1K9yot
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJThtTSZfcV
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEsu5E4nn8
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpLhnohWr6
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJPraXEC6x
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl30WyatX8
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QGSc1Lq3k
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiMbKmdJlQ
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老闆：「我會喎！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRcAvgh8Cr
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzLwudqCUf
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtoekkTNxc
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AMyxQLWSD
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AQJiyUFtZ
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC0DBQ7n4z
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkpGQIDG4L
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9Lfvq1Tnm
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY66ZcoT7L
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqTwjCqGnF
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYitWVb3dW
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DiWZHQyPs
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeeGD3Vd4D
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24d1p3fBIQ
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nKPwmg9l5
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN93GDvCBv
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZtwyDoTYN
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9H4aPJxbtL
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavqd0HN7k6
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC2BWCwwGI
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcbj5X81QB
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRG3U0ravs
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPsGdq6Jo9
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKHNAAYDOF
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm0V1lXjWB
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvxc1mmJiV
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1elwIXuOeX
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kPlIX6UvS
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s1uv0VaMP
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXzK7VxGYW
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UGBcBqMSt
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX6iHSH8Xk
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS41KCpyrd
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ592ewmIHrB
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodEN4aAip1
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCgPXlOnca
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ633MAnAHTD
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我：「係靈活。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s6zDjX6N5
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ElQJHQtCv
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET2eCvKhTS
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wov225XZu
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rV79mrhIT
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3CuX0eLBT
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqWLGAdywh
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcxlAKw4xI
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjWAwmv9Dh
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvaEZ4grk6
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zCNZAsiKC
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqVun5H7av
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uAfTzEt9F
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp5SeFnP2L
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQPtAkUzee
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQMn8VE5lr
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0tbCDlHre
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpy0rhe1Bk
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUfjUzc2Ge
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalFKxjUCjm
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7cQ2z2oXS
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楚翹：「流~德華。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzMStBIWrb
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOrqru2dM3
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pvxeF6uXy
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBpADJ5lxA
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKtGpYV3AW
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJZS68FJ8L
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqmVDtnaVA
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nEe6GdEFh
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我：「牛津囉！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXETPpF4KD3
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Zuzt5atZI
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnePD0WZMP5
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjuLfMJ5vd
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2TrDRs1by
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX29iAJtDjX
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhbhTmCwyu
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb1SH0VtM5
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeYiqSXXc3
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