我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5ZwbTIlPJ
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5cqiQcqdy
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZZGMG5xQg
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPbAbiZpmS
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OFYb0O4GD
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg70MM2lLZn
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1126QkRCVq
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RjD4tgVBB
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjAJH08b1o
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CN0JWMb04
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVWI9QHvbj
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老闆：「我會喎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuV36y0rNw
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqYg2Ab73V
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRFCKDS0CP
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXxsTFlWFB
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxkNbszW13
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjsAODR56s
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw8hRjg2ji
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocxG0TMEB1
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacurJMK05h
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEfOfteeBZ
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyWjsHIDoD
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflmYDkFwhw
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVzwektR0r
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoZqVGUsgr
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxzr32BrVf
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbbZRgHSsd
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUb1UkvD4I
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhZPjBbXRa
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ590rExzUAJ
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxeus68Qnx
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIcnLRpncI
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnMrUzuTXh
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVanJ7o2qyt
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEFMGOsWCJ
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGG7rWNMEb
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHSMeCrdlZ
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWfDAJedOC
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLDIcYP1ML
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoldA436ZaQ
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgYapm49wm
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkudoTSSaw
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvAYyrc3rm
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Nv78o4iiO
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdRZy7rfkf
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnykUiRDZT
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0kWILW5vJ
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiXppeVAA3
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我：「係靈活。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzA2UiyUcSQ
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYM9yV0xFB
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlbJ1BLTUm
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW76McUgFw
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs0RFJqok3
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXWeQg6Tgp
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDtStNLF0I
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr5Mbu6RMz
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ657vs3unjo
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAcbFjsY5o
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIMb3iyGKd
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24OrlkWneL
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqiV2yHQEW
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAkXgnU2bf
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdP2axKo3a
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hgLwjqJGj
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmThYBJtJTy
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG20QugKJp
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToLrYAsV3V
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSntAvIX7TV
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrFuHKU1RQ
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4rTibPB1W
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楚翹：「流~德華。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvluXQEFJgM
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhCxqffmoT
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3p6BnY4CCM
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9Vf4U6QEo
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fvHO876Pf
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05oVZfpQw0
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGTSI53JzK
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6AL4aPtDz
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxakxEsWx4
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdUlOrQLlu
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我：「牛津囉！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGjIhX5X3W
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcycawCTTc
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7mskff0f7
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonRcp0qW86
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarCuOCpQE8
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG9NhnXuV4
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH95q7Io2W
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgp0vlHOl4
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xDx9iL7yS
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