我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Js8oqRnT1
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMaqlYgI7v

  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaDMzmDOI4
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzcRns0Sq6

  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRehKa6lcU
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgWyK5wezP

  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLvI5F2uh7
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvmihUbekq

  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXU9CsAUY0g
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02QECcfUN6

  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ztOYYCNuX
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh7UV27xpp

「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzvYJyB12e
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiEsKurNbZ

「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzYFD17nu3
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu27lnlA52

「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7sVwkxNOb
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXDypB7QUW

「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ2z7HhARx
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9rwq8Vll4

「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVnXH7DX7d
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3QVxxNgEz

「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgNFYJFUt9
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhsOPhfAiY

「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ931P48k5K1
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1MKxmHOtL

「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuymFoHWQa
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx2QtcDmFi

「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA102vWs8tV
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOAz12CKEQ

「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISp8qjjxVj
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWA9F4x2pP

「這個又不會醉！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0LmCOFn2A
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rvHQFGCn8

「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34SlfkpEUo
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vpgijwXj9

「九十六。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsTAqkthw8
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHHKYyRr7c

「九十六趴最好不會醉！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEyDpOLBwK
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf34v5wMoZ

「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTHVglSuqq
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOc1Tv0AQrK

「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSVFIkDGMe
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiWdgXDztO

「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelW6QjMSf4
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ECaRF8eJH

「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfUQiWWxxM
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhT3rkS5ef

「一。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e9bfszueR
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKZZZafGxW

「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5rgUlmCrg
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23KedjNPqv

「現在是怪我囉！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVrlVXVUQx
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJitqTTKSEo

「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ll39QltbS
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVnjxgQA4W

「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6fIBe4s6i
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUs1xyVxge

「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsn6aA17MOq
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GOp1JDYXj

「鬼才需要！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzO9U6xC75
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGvUwud8Tf

「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeitDg4EKP
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFNdYNpciO

「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PCKZ7eeTD
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj6X5ZIK5N

「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP8CnOSfPw
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmhQ6wiAfk

「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffD4ximCK4
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsWhcG6Uhv

「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi2R2DCagS
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScGRbu6RpS

「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtKZ8pZpDu
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY0ktlrnul

「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqd5P5PPDUN
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp8UdDvW5G

「讓他清醒啊？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeMlLayT4N
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAfChoxZWZ

「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxWXiFjFPi
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHNWNaHTvM

「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GFXIWwDrO
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6zLBld7hd

「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUthu7P14Q
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gXYBxyxgD

「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgXsukkZ1O
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn28wtnAz5

「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtlCNsDjFw
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5PoPwEvLf

「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpGUgmhYSf
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SOGlXYzM1

「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3zIYu1bWW
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMiBt85d1F

「Je suis très triste.」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxPhFL435t
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bvGwopS3R

「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB61MERnkr
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqiJzjt8pJ

「法文。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgdiSzvnQr
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGggfATFA4

「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSvv6NNJJA
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCbxE3mIWT

「我很難過。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdp6JhxW8K
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThI12GgisE

「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2kZ4o4krC
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRdkMM5csM

「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DsXE3kzZQ
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo33hVPz8e

「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecVioyAZsW
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXTvKhQGOY

「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sT3jdjmm2
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlf6I13nd3

「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20bff268zd
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAyOXrm10F

「你們真是太殘酷了……」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRXGS8id8z
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHvNmMciji

「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVTlghVkkR
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOLN4yMdXB

「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZ1B5Kc1Gw
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyERZ6OHpHl

「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iBcMr1KpG
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxG7Wq64RE

「我有一個方法。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfPPzZc6ud
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumEHxetkYs

「什麼方法？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JW5WfzED5
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXClGbUM7D

「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV8TytaMMr
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTUkODVNjf

「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcBmHxcnFh
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBk4Tb6dI9

「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9TjjYsKRg
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr85ElMvyZ

「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h1NR12Az7
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70r9r21xq6

「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiOYRWndD1
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfAuO58JjN

「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3PkkTbAA9
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDyShQ7A4q

「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmdZPOHfTP
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEjsHR19kX

「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeslQfxlgX
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZYLDIYAUy

「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNgoKLysYB
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Bl1HnttWw

「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwXmx3C1tY
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6ui5U7FUO

「你在開玩笑嗎？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPDVuZuZ3Z
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyN6G4f0BT

「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ifeGS5fxl
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBs9Na1aER

「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4ce7BISvL
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPbPFQ4dCw

「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHojdr3ApKA
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgk1ZXKKei2

「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaCeIz5YzY
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TYWEAN741

「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOEmWp5a0o
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeW8TRReyPR

「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAW3jYFvtM8
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2L5ogDqhx5

「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuYKab2zll
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0k4NVCZ8U

「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4i3FvcUEy
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mNOa9AkbQ

「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9gYeegzfA
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvl0SNaeH7

「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrfa18fWhP
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFLDKY1RQ0

「我才不要回去那裡咧。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1Hg7aIyub
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkr1njl6HB

「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN9vSPhgU6
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNIgvgvp43

「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IALCfXo8o
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBpoj5ERiA

「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRttsOqqFhu
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6uCcXa71s

「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWZ6OxPN6P
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnIj9viqBB

「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6h6u7vqHY
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2A5KogR2G

「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVMNHPmgiJ
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM9c3UjqTE

「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9SpWc6gUA
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhv5S4Jptfa

「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n9Qjcjis7
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4QHNpBOyr

「他就在偷懶咩。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktdfwrXVVy
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFrK7aRxFd

「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxErSQEeUu
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fptUQgIZd

「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBClrZbAw8
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eURHo3SnP

「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ufqKZGsDM
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzNChqhQol

「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1kw9Vi582
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBqSROcYV6

「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxZ9Bp2ntN
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEhJVetYhr

「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPDuaH16jY
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m0fMwqz6v

「你是在哪聽到的？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7TKDMCEot
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquHNgQL7uo

「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcUE3djVkz
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyOr30QB5S

「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeOzYdR776
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAXkbUO9PJ

「製造假車禍。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpijuQmy6bM
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9l9P8u4Br9

「車又不是你在開！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D52Th2pqu
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavWmrFpYiJ

「相信我，我可以的。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡry5akBVgtY
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7HJ6JdNyI

「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDL5EstMY1b
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUh2qwYwzhP

「那放火。」另一位少年接口。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenX1pP4Na2
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81YScESPFS

「不！可！以！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeOlrc2m1c
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs0gFnZIqS

「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnolWQLa2p
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdhvtMLOEW

「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof0sC61F8y
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejyXQ4lXgI

「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTajzP1pSaN
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVQ57JkQ1r

「誰會帶啊！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvGSR7EgcM
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNF7l4Po4q

「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOQhWQ3cDF
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBrU45zFR6

「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyel1IeQZP
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbse7Ww6DzG

「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeIf4ZZu9W
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQUsHq05of

    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrZWCWTjSl
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExttw4RXNj

「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNA1jaDu6N
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSfx9l71Dn

「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS5WrQKU8S
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyLT944gIm

    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WYa3FSLpb
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5LMETnsvv

「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CL3a4SvtP
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyK8MKrgo5

「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXKLYCNtDv
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYIssm09od

「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr8yFhXgyZ
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9doIJFxzeJ

「為什麼？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OTMHT8FZS
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkYpCwOqCE

「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhRQStx9aV
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5R838dqlV8

「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFsKEZ0nYa
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITnk76bHyQ

    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqjnGZLorS
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZZ5ZaIXTZ

「「對。」」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wiSgwpzaD
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtYLodXucJ

「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqet1hBWVP9
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6E7VHLXJ2

「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bPpMCni2R
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHKkoVLxPI

「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hWjcNb4AE
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmwGnKzvDT

「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBIvTcnFoA
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX6V3uvjqL

「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAupEljIS60
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkZ68C2V1Z

「我的包包裡面。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza14ZHKPEq
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZfldcA3SI

「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZAd1t8cn2
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUtzPNsV1G

「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbNhgt96AA
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPXUGkJ8DD

「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYa3lr9vMn
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs6tZDXnEg

「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxP2HKlWxC
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9FPK83uB5

「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTA6RRqIDW
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu07dezsFZn

    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenomVmY4aZ
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjd1k1DI38

    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1GbaFtC7H
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlZTfbccIs

    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RfftQGbvH
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsL3qy6PJa

「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyfvdfQ8sX
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ2pOCQWdj

「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyl37iYk0T
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeaZnsmG0P

「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZzviBzNUu
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvf8WYxb3Sd

「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXjRUdMEJK
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRleAL1PHfX

「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiR73jSYXBA
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYbbYTrxV8

「……」少女看起來有點受傷。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozZmy0RBpb
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6761M8MskK

「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjKkNqOUo5
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbGMWxtavm

「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLQl6nZgPh
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXJXF59FX7

「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcxAD5cJ4v
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEykqz3SOj

「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVoz4UasC7
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxkkSKvfei

「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdORIdoLBZW
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFdbtVQRg2

「嘖。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZ4uUpyyI1
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4v37r5wj9

「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXKb3L67Tv
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3ImXvB2fm

「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1gotnymmz
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0crobCw05

「方方子是誰啦！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIZFYUnK2g
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mp5Zf2Tqh

「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmjF97PIbJ
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEV8DXzA8t

「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvxgNFUzhr
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgkp4QY9Hh

「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZwdWeM3oW
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CPdPI9y2u

「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp2iMqMGoL
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoMaoSp8I4

「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCYtqYu0na
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe13FkI7JH

「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT39B1CfwL6
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmTXApET9h

「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrqBvdDuq1
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh78P8DunM7

「與老太太分居了嗎！？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAnRBpIZwa
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6ouoZwWkg

「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DIXmUKtju
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzIHghEljm

「這又是什麼超展開！？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaLLiPDsSU
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2KIMKZgCt

「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrXHHEXNuy
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kKiWm1bvg

「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOWgGKHzHE
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2JRoTgVGz

「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscfisWchTU
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48kPCaDaev

「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYiCOhCCzC
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG1NQABP1f

「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfgbyxlfLX
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRzDVwBur2

「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpYQjwzVDk
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AXvFNv3jP

「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yvF1u6MlL
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUBgL8k5fF

「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM7RfJlnJu
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQByb9JTp7

「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQsGZRLDKB
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq8RY2Zw8e

「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpo3ZyubcC
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyXGUd459p

「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu6Do5HHvl
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCiGAtTnlA

「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRDCACqnwP
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcu9ubo0Gz

    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn87A0f8JJm
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIoKQzzKdQ

    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD7oI5abov
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGLwi0GnUb

「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNQstvNj8B
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzXgvlev6t
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAaLPz0s7s
(同一時間，教室內)304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMG2Hew4mw
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrMPYaivfW

「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVnCSKoOLB
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUpzEXo3V9

「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhN5TsA4iF
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAWghmOjPD

「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8dQMqfMvh
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61JJO2aBdD

「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj0IxfyT6M
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7tVjfBtHJ

「我改天燒給你好了。」簡澄抄完筆記抬頭說。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmDtuHuKtd
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvks4QJGYEp

「你要燒的話直接買給我不是更好！！」304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhUoR30ld4
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQN3wIe90Z

「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Dh1ZB1e2K
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj9Qin3R0Z
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9uFJXiuFe

當日結果：304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdc6KqZEoX
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z4aDzuBX3

    去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人，他們還在教室中努力(？)的學習。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5h0SOGIOk
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuvzPgrbDE

    在計程車行駛的路段被路人目擊到名酒飛出計程車外的畫面，因而開始流傳「酒神的計程車」的傳說。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBe6VIW9P5
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS21vD3iFC

     邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的Ｏ醬抱枕。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bOyhXDD4T
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGFJRUnq43

    地中海少年的假髮在回家後不知道塞到哪裡去了。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONEKLnNSW0
304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNdGu5gGnV

    在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。304Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGnIEOeN7n