《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBWe8B82kL

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrvLxKeqhl
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「答對囉！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Zv86GyOr5
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjtM4TZkLS
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQDHJOATqr
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「咦咦咦！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM498N72nA
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnHgPovr1M
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AIpaBovRZ
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「要開始囉！一號！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbIT0tLukU
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是三岐。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEfQ67dGM7
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstI5O1yKFN
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO59Va7drcC
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOIfL1ea5Y
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後面追著兩個人。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwjYMjYFYr
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgPuUNPmuN
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEPpAkQTYT
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3TrZ2WuKY
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我加快腳步。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7JYfWfZCf
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpBcwXGvpR
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtREl8NhQt4
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeDzGQGS0N
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt772mE0dnF
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQKukTul0O
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflAThALDGw
我開始默默祈禱。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7F6c2fYyv
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv01Jch7EOW
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn8pfLQGjy
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三岐走下台。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlfxmyfKBg
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJqhn5WBa0
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoEDHsXNdm
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunHAon2AcX
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0YS2t3umh
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyql1ruJgxb
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2CqnGT7uH
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTXm3WA314
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2nqicSAEY
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「五十。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM59LVxj6o
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfJq39c2uy
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDj1EEtql2
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAZGRxvmmo
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIeITAse1X
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G6CM3Dc4Y
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「因為這是背景設定。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF5kQqtAIi
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lPRbOuLWc
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFJWzwt7vg
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「再縮短一點。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcsoLQ2SDy
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1Ke6aysqj
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「再短一點。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bycZgj8O9
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLLBQxFaGt
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej90MC058W
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEGVTYls4o
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「世債哈樓。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPpC0awBrO
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ys76xT52q
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH08WNjQ4NV
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsoFVuQmtW
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「請把酒放回桌上。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8yubGMLPB
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrgnw8XMl6
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqq6nEacYG
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xFnAVTPZA
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1YsFCRfoL
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO23lpBwqmU
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN4mi2OinS
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡro6gb68uoF
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SLBTgg8qR
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5ijI5snnp
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNp2s3GZh0
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO0DhPeBxp
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「貓公爵是什麼？」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEstCl2dvrH
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnWTogVq4z
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5bnokgyuf
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQJpYudkLd
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnbaWMZzS5
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rEJFl1qeQ
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFT1f1jRkB
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「三等於八。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8iHfoMWl2
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIwerVhYS9
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEOQR5Ahoc
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluvjV7IVuP
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwykNZCbm3
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU2eM6l3LC
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnJmy05bQ3
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你們這群小王八蛋。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHd5wn5Dv2
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNekfqw5MAp
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqewCMg6Gh
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVizNCLEXj
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaARx1DrLC
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7erNeeWqf
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7THQtEv3r
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXCfFpdc81
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxuIZuqtE3
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESZkD62UD2
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAD0XtMZ6r
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPndjLr11Vj
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7Dwp0Mwdh
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVKZT9JRYp
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0WW2sIDvx
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡew1iKV4rvQ
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「廢話！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIfGHPbon9
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUSVQWacgS
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOxCgkbxsL
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKX3WN3PpL
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「三等於八等於五十。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EOeiBEj2s
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOcsxAFBZK
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XSCrRUbLJ
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVv4XUD5PV
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8S5kxnvza
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqmeaIJad7
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBw5RvB8Iu
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyV9vJw6NH
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rQCY25kN9
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJF3e3YctM
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzUzCB5y4k
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq88GFx4bel
這時，小女孩───」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKR00KeXK5v
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vj9HZS5o4
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEKGZUzNXf
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNo51xzWNF
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqvUym48f9
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmacQczlKcn
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「完美結尾！？」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8tZollzPx
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5RaDoOSOI

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL8BVD80zX
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesosQJ4s29
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難得沒有事件發生。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUMXC5Se5o
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柳困依然單身。

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