《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgloYnK2jdF

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHUuYhzX8K
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「答對囉！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yLEMnalIN
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAk4ztnmkN
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3H0soE1SP
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「咦咦咦！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHlCHBeY2A
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5ie4jzZPJ
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELXy4VMQIT
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「要開始囉！一號！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0GTXIERgp
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是三岐。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Zu0G1vnwW
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyJEuL1vzP
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxqgjqxg0w
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguEk72C68N
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後面追著兩個人。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVpVFYich3
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6SkB4DXhE
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYA0J2yqdvH
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCXAux4AGm
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我加快腳步。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgP92fk4KH3
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmv4cCj9wt
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLVUwqD7MM
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSZ3p0cAZe
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAixRk7USkV
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tnKCeoqno
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nKWEvwBpY
我開始默默祈禱。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzzwNMA7cf
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM6ckKnhXH
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9lYTc24oP
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三岐走下台。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCnE8bXli4
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ClLzoh93o
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KM1n0S2r7
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN0XleN65a
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kf9aGSgIz
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNjGlwPtQH
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB1OomoOyF
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxwJQNph2Y
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBbhB5pGlc
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「五十。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyZZNAUTY9
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAgq5MhhTV
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cti6hsFn9
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNxKSWY5BA
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonwfR6AhYN
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGXFD1SwIu
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「因為這是背景設定。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFeAhEkv1O
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsiuszbBY8
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAgcwV5KKJ
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「再縮短一點。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUbh5NcAvI
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu9bndmgbN
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「再短一點。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6YTUs5WuT
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIFpXD6tPE
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVSwZAFX1z
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIdLwDLr2g
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「世債哈樓。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FWDQBTR4w
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mg0iqeflm
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BvvGFU9IM
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmCIedJgkA
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「請把酒放回桌上。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2ZuLHYNh5
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP01TWEoyEz
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH16nuCO9Z
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsJHF4fuRX
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNS6fjcYWV
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvNRrmIPo8
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJOMLvTMvh
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11rcRjzh74
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZmaLN37Za
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFWPehTi5D
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagkj6RTvQi
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg562Gon6A
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「貓公爵是什麼？」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoXsISgerU
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYRoNhYrF1
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzC8Pbb2Vny
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnaHIYF8nQ
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6bk4vj7MM
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcyLC1TGYB
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXzS6klmXN
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「三等於八。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3oZOROrBX
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzLA8wkHes
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEAAPtLWPi
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUF8B9DDh4
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NPZmsMXVW
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRmFcdMt3h
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUV3tfsI9w
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你們這群小王八蛋。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fIdOQ90ko
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEOWbTqGVX
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Id8viEE0w
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmf9ZncrD0N
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlrggWbUzM
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkgHaEQaDk
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62lYxgDHfU
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MYmg1OqxL
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGn3HI1BwY
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyW41DLeyPc
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgP20XxIJFz
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「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyac2BKHJp3
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQIG8uCvUE
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuIqLtqVgT
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubJWnn2ADC
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpkPRAFQpe
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dbxWyK7Tb
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「我還沒說完欸！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNav1uy9Xg
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjQ8GiaKTr
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnPTmfQLoy
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiuKwfwf3b
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bK06amGPb
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「上台吧，快下課了。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszHHtEhuuQ
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPxaJcYSpP
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwB18m3rTP
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIgwsRcjZn
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT60xHnSYP
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xR70u9iJ6
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynmcpr46OS
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9dkSPDm6c
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam6sNjtbdK
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTcPydS7k2
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkf7pIL8Uz
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p1FJxhblf
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaILe7Rl2w
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUGMGtWTQR
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「廢話！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMfY98a6m1
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps3w8KSK8G
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy1O1l6vyL
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3EEfxW1zO
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86NPnXxWZD
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdypCDwgx7
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf2PbfT1nC
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「三等於八等於五十。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKBbT7yDcL
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv7hBdkCYd
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLbyzpcF9f
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNRFy4t7Ak
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfilMpagffW
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfDmlrlqMK
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNTokwYw1D
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6pSqSGirU
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEBXdOdbxs
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUHDx3H1tA
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZFo7QXAV9
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1Hkcualtc
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2lnIJW6Ay
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7rFOqqYO3
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60LXSTvBzj
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvMwrS2njf
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdgLpms5vA
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLILQHBGPFA
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4REswPQg54
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72KukapHdk
這時，小女孩───」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP0DFWcgu0
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH97JPyroIH
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSC122LQ8L
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOUjZfXuPx
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyGyLkapIe
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOC9AVWo4p
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「完美結尾！？」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVfO5vU3Wc
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWex1QjK2Fw

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF17JPu24jc
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbRdWjSovw
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當日結果：314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmd8IPEPTIZ
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難得沒有事件發生。314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qUVsYFRea
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柳困依然單身。

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