《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmHtAIYGzN

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmTsJR2ALY
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「答對囉！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM446RtX7PU
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fjKS8J3y7
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hUphmjYk2
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「咦咦咦！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WX12Nq1xE
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZwZOhCzb3
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWERNki3h7g
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「要開始囉！一號！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvMo3nsLRj
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是三岐。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kPLJ9UFmD
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJjAVUXKZh
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMna4qKAJGV
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtBexJ8EhO
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後面追著兩個人。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZa7NJiXGQ
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy0DOZshyS
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhipmvLWYE
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TTFMte1ON
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我加快腳步。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjv7WPGrbd
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjCMvByAl9
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVj8p4Q36fn
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrSK2InDHl
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFF7MV6G0J
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslbScz1MZZ
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcU5off0fbx
我開始默默祈禱。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhorQlmMcSK
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssk92eEl5S
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjllRIbYo81
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三岐走下台。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dG9cNDzfs
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCwbmhaJws
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Vi2ojpfoL
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50vOoxJdfK
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsvHrK84uM
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpw18wNkE7c
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeT2wX9KZ7
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRiKPtucpy
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAkEqXVlfY
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「五十。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3nVvzLQeZ
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfufez7o1J0
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s6fJL4cr7
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQo1OTNyqH
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3l9LfRnlV
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoiL7oQGxm
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「因為這是背景設定。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8TzDir5yb
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fsekrDWg2
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvfSJzxjNK
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「再縮短一點。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpmJWcP6PS
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJznY1jH4z
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「再短一點。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MdLypzpBH
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol8OXVc5X1
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlN3o3Mdgo
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsoYvSdsj3
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「世債哈樓。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9blq6kUWph
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0R81JpekK
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGNKzLpeau
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVn7NayMWyr
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「請把酒放回桌上。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkfkKXuaDs
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNbCZJ2Rqo
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR403UoWRW6
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YYMkgq6HU
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sHiymoAYu
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk6wMdDkOa
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjXKcKF4tk
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0u2488Eho
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcTcKMjv58
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5iWEpi45Q
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSpKIdkFKZ
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8oe5tCHyn
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「貓公爵是什麼？」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sjEbuLCs6
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQxT2pvERP
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwpQZtiEkT
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAY9ZG5qYS
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjvM03rRnB
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvmshKtJSf
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ewwniDiya
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「三等於八。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr2QSkCm3h
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX6R4DheU3
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss71bvSnxu
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Kl6w8A45n
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXeHFp4sSt
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLRQpwBiDJ
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Om9XVgV76
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你們這群小王八蛋。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztCRAAPLQW
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZZqsLdpeT
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GQPajYqP3
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebGHj0kN5W
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dwGQO41fj
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FpM4rLYL6
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWlLH6VCMr
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdbcQ4qT2W
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2rpZpbWzd
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj77saCYrvp
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f2tfNC8Hq
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAB8KvYcuEl
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQj2jXGSA1
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjg3tuvAs3
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTaVGkFx7y
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「廢話！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbk0485Ntf
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZqzDu6Yqz
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Jx3qsvohw
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfTlr3NJ4X
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「三等於八等於五十。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDgri6UysI
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kWLQEL7Ic
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRltRxUfHDy
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOUG1dVEgB
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWURLGZq7l5
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0UAQsf9nj
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIgOOoxrtX
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuAV1nl7f3
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8v9LIJkF7m
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYQrLGCkmh
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SlynBPSdo
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AfgUd4CFB
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrIxcnM47W
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTO2pQlonk
這時，小女孩───」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz1aCYUJl0
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqb2WL4by5
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme87swRhIe
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbXNYnbmSg
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOswaiY6Wn
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErM2Qizwdr
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「完美結尾！？」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrijF6BZQZ
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0MmPZ8Y7K

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8t7jltyq6
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7RuZHhQZj
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當日結果：332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7791J8PFF
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難得沒有事件發生。332Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIJqIK7JSD
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柳困依然單身。

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