《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtK35OedRcf

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UeyVScnrm
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「答對囉！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYUiPI5u9Q
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE5QaTi0Ql
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpR77T0myXi
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「咦咦咦！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL2wdgjAdn
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoMaDH4URG
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwEPnMKtBi
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「要開始囉！一號！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrooAcnlnK7
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是三岐。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAva7otUq0p
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdXwSLtB5j
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn9e6yVqKN
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB71COknii
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後面追著兩個人。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUIYhF90VN
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8DbNO7ML1
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFSefWWojG
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnHpA4DjkA
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我加快腳步。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCzngzaXut
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApNJmY5MfY
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJgv7smLYS
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pYU4dqdiX
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTy27XCaNW
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhI0FulJdq
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61LcutEK7A
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWMFoqeWHi
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufO2yKQ6VZ
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三岐走下台。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ah02kUice
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkWxc6Jfwu
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpELSp3ItKu
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2NLMoiFW4
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCri4QIP0Y
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ojZDMsih3
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTx5BlUVho
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMlhfSgrvV
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HkLp7gE29
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「五十。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK29f7LHahc
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdCqttPnOY
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOYtK7lmUm
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpEA43yAJA
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ydhlA0nz3
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGnxR39FkR
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「因為這是背景設定。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj20W292st
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAIMCSSTI9
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTZ6SOBWn2
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「再縮短一點。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHXhqjprpb
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hqcRukCf5
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「再短一點。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxplIAS5XV
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw11u6Vda92
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnKsQ4RI4h
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2bkQ0rkjS
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「世債哈樓。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhBIQmsCQw
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmtngsbIww
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iQJFNrBSt
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYjlLlvQtz
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「請把酒放回桌上。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFle1cEEz3
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFABjTBCSIl
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX5e00LJVh
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlen5GlVGy4
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafa3tXRXDJ
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBraXJmGoA
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIllB2cHaGj
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7xkUPmMSB
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL5es8xudL
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOFc8eCDKW
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClvtOWO35g
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFKht81GB5
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「貓公爵是什麼？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGR8wTV6Jk
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5GnJZjW11
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7f6ktSSoZ
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZKhQFVAUg
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3YEcvey29
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJYGcfpVtL
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkeqwtfF51
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「三等於八。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqgIknyHam
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p4rnsh3hW
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldWr1ph6JV
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb77BfbtcqE
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhoPCK2pvs
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrn7CAY71B3
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4rHUljdYs
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你們這群小王八蛋。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu5Wa36207
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEyCQq9APP
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBtBdEZh61
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuOXldql8u
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlws2hS9RG
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQ54W9eXFI
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGiOBCwnio
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC106dkTNA0
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2bAe0lBOi
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanRM4E2jNj
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5ExF0ZbDL
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzwnZuNTwx
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWTNZjTmDG
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARM0FwCQls
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6iurkLV1J
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL0mawPZ0Y
這時，小女孩───」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1tQh11TZy
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM87BuhkSKt
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MyFsTsc7t
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ3nCDFIaN
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNAOD44tDc
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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9oVPk8MZ1
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