到默記取西經，實屬我因一時之氣對夢為大師所作出的嘲諷。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhzmtetEbm
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我並沒有想得到，他竟然會用上「為著沉重的磚頭不惜東西兩邊走」這道精妙回覆作出反諷，意指我為了取得外父大人所贈予的凱旋門首期，不惜在希爾頓分店及新城市廣場分店兩邊來回走動。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRQENsh1Ym
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「大師，你找人查找過我的背景？536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQslNjl8vve
為何你會知道我東西兩邊走，以及背後的目的？」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnssK91vZqj
聽到夢為大師這道維肖維妙的比喻後，我不禁對他生起警戒心。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlU3AL2Aft
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依我記憶所得，我跟夢為大師只曾有過兩次會面，第一次是在新城市分店與麥默明的蘋果批比試，第二次則是在希爾頓分店跟麥默宋的同班同學丁香進行數學比試。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSbmDyZpva
兩次會面中夢為大師均充當成為裁判角色，但我跟他的對話總句數並不超過十句，其後亦沒有任何交心的交集。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX378PQTmd
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「畢施主，你這可真的是此言差矣，貧僧仍為出家之身，早已把世俗之事拋諸腦後，又何以會無緣無故追查施主的私人生活呢？」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuxs0uAJ2R
夢為微微低頭，意圖向我突顯其光滑反光的光頭，不帶一根煩惱絲。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZlNYFVYZ2
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBmFIC4HdX
「大師，你始終並沒有回答得到我的提問！為何你會知道我的私事！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxShmY5RBG
已聽厭政府空泛無內容官腔的我，當下竟然又從一名和尚的口中聽到帶人繞花園的對話方式，心裡不禁怒火中燒，沒有再跟他有半點客氣。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfOiskI5PV
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZrQQJqzdY
「善哉善哉，我佛慈悲！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgPwAmEKEK
畢施主，事實上並不是貧僧有意了解你的私事，而是施主你強迫貧僧觀看人你的經歷往事呢。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTtYMOS5VZ
夢為閉上雙眼，雙手合實，搖頭道。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRR5DiO9Od
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「俗語有云，雙眼是心靈之窗，由你雙目跟我對視的那一刻起，你便已經把心底裡的想法強行透過打開的窗戶迫使貧僧觀看！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPnmmWAzFK
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzh0P6TSD3
「吓......？」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1r07pFA17
如此苟且荒謬的理論，我自出生而來也沒曾聽過。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxxROLrHDv
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4N3ei1cbX
「你不相信嗎？那麼畢施主你現在嘗試隨機想著一個數字，然後再跟我雙目交投吧！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOYASqpQru
夢為大師一道悠然自得的模樣。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCU4RR9K3i
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瞪！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcCxdOZUyj
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWrNcW78kl
為了當場擊破夢為大師這道謬論，我亦跟隨他的意思去做，烔烔有神的直瞪著他。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwVf1eJabN
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7J3yrljDo
“罪過！罪過！不愧為善良之刀所選之人......”536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv13J0gohzV
夢為跟我對望的時間還不足一秒，便已立刻把頭垂低下來。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdap2e0vuX2
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD89b0L9z8
「畢施主，你可真的是非常狡猾呢！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70xbnzYdqc
貧僧明明只是叫你心想一個數字，但你竟然......536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbLDnOj5pR
善哉善哉，畢施主你剛才所想的是，三萬、一筒和西。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYadxwBg7P
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJdMFoZUf0
聽到夢為大師能夠準確無誤地說出我心中的想法後，我當下後退了兩三步，難以置信「雙眼竟然真的會是心靈之窗」這道事實。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqusSpWU2f
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66A2dTUuKO
「畢施主，你無需驚慌，世間上擁有窺視別人心靈之窗能力的人士可謂絕無僅有，老納純粹只是一名較為特殊的存在而已！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOxKwmz0eb
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOnif3UEX1
只不過，請別怪貧僧多口說一句，若然你遇見有人經常性地閉上雙眼或瞇起雙眼的話，請你務必要多加提防，這是他們心藏歪念不敢展示予人的神經反射動作！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDmaEfUe7k
夢為大師極為諷刺地以閉上雙眼的姿態說出這一番話，伸出右手指示我取回魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaSJ620pDG
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTdEONrKZF
「哦......」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUJFR2es7F
得知面前之人的確是一名奇能異士後，我亦不敢跟他有半點頂撞，以雙手恭維的姿態取回鑰匙扣。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYi2ueq8nB
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPWRSTAzAp
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeyBsnt2Es
「你我今日相遇絕對是緣份的安排，既然畢施主你有遵守承諾，隨身攜備被大慈悲咒開光過的鑰匙扣，那老納也不妨再贈予畢施主一句智理明言。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFaofAAthK
此刻，夢為大師亮出一道兇神惡煞的眼神，右手食指中指合上，劍指我的心臟位置部位。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEjgG77uj7
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf1l3yUVCZ
「過度的善良，只會自取滅亡！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtKpYFazxq
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtqVazgdIO
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536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWN40E5d6x
大師的這句說話，一直在我腦海裡揮之不去。跟他道別後，我不斷思索細味著這句說話所暗藏著的意思，不知不覺間亦來到了沙田中央圖書館。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nWtaMpbsz
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChL8ayIUoS
“唉，與其思索這些虛無縹緲的事情，倒不如花心神研究學術文章還好吧！”536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NWn7zhz0K
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tulxsKu4i
到圖書館裡列印了數份與糖和鹽有關的學術文章，我便隻身出發前往希爾頓分店，利用糕普攝錄機完成間時委託下來的工作。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcj7t2t1ieq
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7kmsJduDz
時間約為十時半左右，我來到希爾頓分店的門口前方。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmdQYPkTxD
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8GkZ6xKUo
無獨有偶，我在正門前遇到了接近有一個月沒有見過面的麥默宋。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM69IwWqqx
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGtdAOx9UQ
「嗨！」出於禮貌，我向她揮手打上招呼。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHozwyanA80
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf5YtyJFCc
殊不知道，她彷彿就像是撞邪了似的，眼神極為閃縮，慌慌張張的雙手抱著一袋黑色膠袋以反方向奔走逃跑，消失在老遠的人群之中。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKR9Mz8mLc
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuL5TmW95H
「用不用走得這麼快呀？我的樣子很恐怖嗎？」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAHHeDmPuL
我隱約看到了黑色膠袋裡藏有紅色的布料，但並沒法推測得到內裡收藏著的究竟是甚麼。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWih4X89my
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNEx3VL7GM
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJctjzrtDM
“為何......為何他褲袋裡會有魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣的？536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX8IFhk3pT
難道，這是情侶裝鑰匙扣？我的是男性神偷，而他的是女性神偷？”536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE22WGu22p
默宋上氣不接下氣的躲在遠方一角，瘋狂地胡思亂想，展開了一系列的天馬行空虛構推理。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb4mZpcj4n
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTygQORgwci
魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣乃為她一生人中異性所送贈的第一份禮物，處於青春少艾時期的她並不懂得應該如何作出處理，只好把它當成珍寶似的收藏在自己的睡房裡頭。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQWQsLMeit
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgb7xsxl6R
亦是因為這樣，她心裡始終沒法徹底忘記畢時這個人，尤其見到真人的時候更是手足無措。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytLBC1vjHR
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRgTEL5lrF
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPpJ6x9eoJ
對於默宋想法毫不知情的我走進店舖內裡後，驚見一道熟悉的臉孔就在我眼前的不遠方，而對方亦接近在同一時間察覺到我的存在。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGbwoDaT5G
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL8jUYYnWY
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbA3cbYFjus
「你為何會在這裡的？」我大叫一聲。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZm5brcFzF
536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpR7MHapiW
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「哦？畢時？你來得正好！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnaS8GYNuK
你快點過來嘗試一下我的手勢，為我的中式牛柳及咕嚕雞球評一評分吧！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqNIhTLk1h
我的好友景方雄穿上一身廚師束裝，揮手著我前來。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGKN6SAIll
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