最佳思考人生的時段，並不是坐在廁格裡頭的時候，而是看著乾衣機團團轉的時候。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kfk1fB54r
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《薯仔聞茱莉在乾衣機前有感》527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4IspDZIhC
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一九八二年，一個傳奇的年份。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91xSHJYfeX
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那年夏季，波爾多出產的葡萄美酒被評酒機構給予一百分滿分，讓愛酒之人以及不愛酒之人對之瘋狂不已。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpURkhHG5Ju
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賭神周潤發在賭桌前叫上一杯八二年的拉菲滋潤一下喉嚨，電影裡頭的古惑仔託稱以八二年的拉菲漱口耀武揚威，這種種的一切間接釀成了「八二年所出產的事物」總是美好的奇怪現象。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKSfE20VWB
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事至今日，更有著「八二年的可樂」是為最純最可口的說法，視之為真正的「可口」可樂。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyVgWZtaEs
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新不如舊並不是絕對正確的，盲目追從古典只會讓人陷於永遠滯留在56K上網速度的迷思。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRiGlkTUs3
為糾正歪風，填詞人黃偉文聯同當下火熱唱樂團體「曲奇」合作，以《心急人上》為歌曲名字帶出心裡焦急如焚的意思，告訴世人「油」不是八十年代，千萬不要食用由八二年代食油所煮下的食物，不要又怕又期待。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LlMYl39JX
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然而，隨著這一歌曲的興起以及街知巷聞的智力IQ題傳播，至少在柴米油鹽醬醋茶入門七件事之中，食油成功避開了八二年的詛咒，不會有人斗膽託稱八二年的食油最為香醇。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtqyc1aiAi
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食油隨了賦予食物香脆可口的口感之外，亦有著使食物變得香酥、易入口的奇效。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz80hOieXv
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普通的一碟白洽芥蘭，在上菜前輕輕灑上一兩匙熟油在表面的話，當堂亦會神奇地變得好味起來，配以一碟蠔油在旁的話更會瞬間身價飄升，以「高價」在茶餐廳裡售予顧客。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW9QpgvHEg
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溫度、光線、水份、礦物質等等因素均會影響食油內的化學結構，以及相繼的氧化合物形成；527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VkrgwmHT1
新油和舊油所烹煮的食物，其風味及口感亦會有所不同，皆因兩者的化學結構及物理本質均截然不同。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRn42xAQNy
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畢時深信，沙田新城市廣場分店的默樂雞之所以深受大眾歡迎，原因一定就是在於炸油裡頭的化學物質。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcrY1wRiwu
尤其是當他得悉默樂雞、薯條和魚柳在分店內各自有著專屬的炸爐，而不是「圍爐」在一起集體油炸之後，他更加深信自己的想法是正確無誤的。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkUILOUWNx
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只要成功拿取炸油樣本，再把樣本送到化驗所逐一檢驗及比對食油內的化學物質，那麼定必會找出默樂雞裡頭成功的原因。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD8JMPOOJH
到時候只要照版轉換用上同一成份的炸油處理雞柳，再配以外父大人自身的廚藝底子，其親子丼飯在比賽中脫穎而出絕對不是天荒夜譚之事，凱旋門豪宅的首期繼而亦會手到拿來，造就出雙贏的局面。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjVcjUOM92
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「喂，畢時，那邊是默樂雞炸爐，並不是新手可以觸碰的領域。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5NjAa5dEo
你今天才第一天上班，還是由基本做起吧！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpIlUSdqfD
人生不如意事十常八九，明明炸油就近在咫尺，觸手可及，但畢時最終還是被冥叔一手抓住起來，「拖行」到遠離油火的裝嵌部裡頭。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrLxjB8VLb
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「我會負責明火部份，把扒類蛋類食物煎熟及把關油炸物的處理，而你就負責組裝各食材在一起，製作各種包類。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD4NlW9Fv7
各包裝的組裝方法均圖文並茂印在你面前那張已過膠的告示上，你照單執藥就可以了！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VFCCqcmeA
冥叔向畢時指出「包類製作說明書」的所在位置後，隨即身先士卒煎好一塊脆辣雞扒，並要求畢時在他面前嵌裝困難系數為中等級別的脆辣雞腿包，讓他親自評核一番。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRIfQgB4g4
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「先來一個脆辣雞腿包，讓阿叔看清楚一下你的底蘊！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SXp5ZtT0l
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把雞扒放在麵包上、灑上沙律醫、加上幾塊生菜，再用麵包蓋頂，利用蠟紙包裹好，放在紙盒內。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQGARe7grF
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畢時隨心地完成一系列的動作後，只見冥叔愁眉心鎖，搖頭發出嘖嘖的抱怨聲。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoglryrQJX
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“想不到為食總司令原來只有打架了得，而煮食技巧卻是完全零蛋的嗎？”527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwGISjO6xq
冥叔默默地把這道怨言放在心裡，沒有親口說出來。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuxoIuPixn
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「畢時，千萬別看少裝嵌這環節，裡頭可是有很多細節需要留意及處理的！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH69AbGuBhx
冥叔拆開脆辣雞腿包包裝，兩三口把便它整個吞在肚裡。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxj1jePkdf
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「你為何呆望著我麼呢？527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSo3EFiDCzX
你所製作的那個脆辣雞腿包完全不合格，送到客人面前只會是貽笑大方。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKHmbAeJeh
我之所以把它整個吃掉，純粹只是不想把它拋在垃圾桶裡頭如此浪費而已！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzSEJ3lULH
冥叔理正氣壯道，三兩下手勢便再度煎好一塊脆辣雞腿，即席示範正確的做法。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaSBMlRusL
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「千萬不要以為我是店內的保安就不懂得廚房的規則，我可是比所有人更為清楚店內出品規格的；」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnQaZ3slSc
冥叔盡量以緩慢的速度組裝脆辣雞腿包，逐一講解畢時剛才所犯下的錯誤。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYshxWtOXYC
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「首先，你剛才並沒有把雞扒置中處理，這樣會令食客進食時候雞扒脫離麵包主體的機率大增。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIVGLWdocQ
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二，你在挑選生菜的時候過於隨便，能夠當上包類的生菜，綠白部份必須各佔一半，在嫩口及爽脆的質感取一個平衡，過綠或過白的均不能當上配菜。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQtRMrgzDC
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三，你剛才灑上沙律醬的時候，過於集中在核心的部位，忽略了核心的外圍部份。這樣會使客人在中後期才能體會到醬汁的味道，絕對不可取。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC8ybHNw4O
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四，跟第一點同一樣原理，在用上蠟紙包裹的包類時候，你必須要確保包類位於蠟紙的中心部位，從而減低食客需要用上雙手接觸包皮的需要。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPmh9nfYLM
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以上這四點，你明白沒有？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLKFcgdaLl
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「明白.......」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLC0ZaEcUy0
畢時想也沒有想過，原來組裝麵包的背後蘊藏著如此細密的心思，暗藏著花巧的技倆。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zBDw7lS1S
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他不期然的在想，十個食客裡頭之中，又有多少個真的會欣賞或察覺得到組裝師的心思呢？527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbtrwvZ0JA
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嗖！嗖！嗖！527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoUjAiafo7
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說到底，畢時可是一名適應力高、學習能力快速的能士。經過冥叔幾許的指點及督導後，就連裝嵌難度系數最高的巨無霸也再沒法把他難倒起來，畢時一一也能遊刃有餘的地做出讓冥叔感到滿意的成品。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPe6gaassk
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“依照這個進度來看，我應該可以提出幫忙明火部的運作吧？”527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqBld4TIFe
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此際，分店裡的大型螢幕中，其中一道的待製餐單被一道藍色框架包圍著，更有著一個「P」字附在其後。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLI0FFImLK
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「哦？我最期待的畫面終於出來了。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxMjhjb5nf
冥叔看到那個P字後，突然間摩拳擦掌，滿臉興奮的舔舔脷起來。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gZR2OwN6A
