聰明反被聰明誤，那聰明還算是聰明嗎？523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VU0QdQtAv
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默明擁有澱粉之手此事，畢時在比試前從間時的口中略略得知。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4VfAeZeeB
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眼見默明良久沒有拿取蘋果批進食，畢時心中不禁生起了好幾個想法，其中之一就是桌上的蘋果批裡頭大多有詐，碰巧自己所吃下的第一件蘋果批恰巧就是屬於正常無害的蘋果批，所以到目前為止暫時並沒有異狀發生。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2v90Bw35A
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這個猜測當然只是猜對了一半，皆因畢時所吃下的第一件蘋果批乃屬特製加料版本，純粹是因為他的味蕾在兩星期前壽司店一役後尚未完整康復，故此才體會不到淮鹽的強大威力。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDJpBJLsjg
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蘋果批是由默明親手製作，她定必自有辦法辨別出好與壞的蘋果批。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpODe2Drnj
眼看默明以三秒奇速吞下一件蘋果批，畢時下定決心做一次醜人，強搶默明在比賽最後一分鐘時候所拾起的蘋果批。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDfUD0ls08
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“一切也是為了首期！”523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK73EfQuSqn
耍無賴使出祿山之爪強搶民女手上的蘋果批之際，畢時自我麻醉自己。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKyQU8Jh7e
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「你！」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLt7Mk1d49
生怕畢時意圖作出非禮行為的關係，默明雙手交叉掩在胸前以保自身安全，當機立斷捨棄九件蘋果批，任由畢時把蘋果批放到靠近自己的位置。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzo14OI0wp
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比賽時間只餘下不足一分鐘，畢時也顧及不上甚麼儀態，一次過地把其中三件蘋果批大口咬下去。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsfmgtFQcC
默明見狀後，亦分別從桌上抽取三件不同位置的蘋果批，仿照畢時的做法一口氣咬上三件蘋果批。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvczbFixxH
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就是這樣，尚餘四十秒之時，雙方比數暫為四比四。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKZ4nbbPoT
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此際，默明猶豫了一下，企圖伸出雙手奪回早前所餘下的那六件蘋果批。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbAtlGAiVg
洞悉到默明的意圖後，畢時朝那六件蘋果批快速地用上舌頭舔了數下，以「口水沾污食物大法」來強奪蘋果批的進食權。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR6LqJMivi
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「你這個無恥之徒！」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q2ZkM7nno
忌諱與畢時的口水作出任何接觸的緣故，默明打消了取回蘋果批的想法。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyPZfvhHeK
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“對不起，我只是為了首期而已！”523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQskPI22O8
畢時深知自己的行為毫無風道可言，只好在心底裡自言自語，自我製造道德救贖。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbtPyb9QOt
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時間無多，畢時把心一橫，決定施展自己男兒口大吃四方的本領，把六件蘋果批以1字方式直排送進口裡。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv0dsTTuWk
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和尚裁判見狀後，立馬意圖發聲阻止，奈何卻有一股溫厚的聲音在他準備開口之際勸助了他。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFWoBmK0Ab
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“夢為，天命不可違，這一劫畢施主是必須要承受的。”523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzNL8lueeu
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“徒兒明白......”523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsM5xO4p51
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「冥......冥叔，廁......廁所在哪裡？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuylVSNMw8C
畢時左手掩著肚子，右手掩著屁股，面青口唇白的作出詢問。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9VC0tzEdp
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「不想排隊的話，前面走廊往右轉的角落就是男廁。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wv8Ha613e
察覺到畢時的異樣後，冥叔皺眉道。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJjjH4hxd3
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比賽時間尚餘二十秒左右，畢時在痛定思痛下決定放棄比賽，直奔廁所方位。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNPblgEKh2
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這場比賽，最終的勝利者為麥默明，一切也盡在她的預算之內。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTho2rebyg1
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默明所拾起的十件蘋果批中，除了她第一時間吃下的蘋果批外，其餘的均是含有快速引致痾嘔瀉症狀的蘋果批；523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu6ZDHkhGc
其後她所吃下的三件蘋果批，均是安全的「富士」蘋果批。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSBzvs0DPu
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她先以呆等十四分鐘的方式製造出蘋果批裡含有毒藥的「假像」，並在最後一分鐘裡拿取十件蘋果批，目的就是想誘導畢時搶去誤以為是安全的蘋果批，並在比賽緊張關頭下以狼吞虎嚥的方式吞下蘋果批，引發出痾嘔瀉任一症狀。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzN1WbLyzC
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每一件蘋果批的藥物含量均比安全標準超出十倍有多，短短在一分鐘內吃下十件蘋果批的話，情況可以說是不堪設想。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJPEL0wq9R
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「那麼，執行懲罰的日期，我稍候會通知貴店的。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2v0s7t3ZmN
默明無意再作逗留，只是想盡快離開現場洗淨雙腳。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDlR84ylRd
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「唔，沒問題。」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBUe0ohR7s
冥叔點頭黯然道。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGgKcbCEeI
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「咦，這......這是？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNgfVkuyAW
在將要離開之際，默明發覺桌下的一角有著一個打開狀的銀包，裡頭收藏了一張畢時與其女友孫旗在山頂上的合照。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAVXmt4CGq
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這一刻默明才意識得到，為何她早前總是覺得畢時這個名字在哪裡聽過似的，原來畢時就是同校同事孫旗的男朋友！523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BkuzqKiQi
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“麻煩了！我隱瞞在默記秘撈多年的事，大有可能會被孫旗揭發舉報！”523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCy3fsnyqs
想到這一點後，默明一剎那間感到心虛了起來，大為後悔何以自己會如此衝動，在沒有做足充分調查的情況下便貿然前來宣戰。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS6kGfa8l8
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「咦，這......這是？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5vTfxwfZI
接近在同一時間，冥叔亦察覺到畢時銀包的存在，只不過他的著眼點並不在於二人合照上，而是與銀包連在一起的漢堡神偷鑰匙扣。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43pYdfsSLv
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這個漢堡神偷手中所持的竟然不是漢堡包，而是魚柳包？523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3KkAn2sbg
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感到好奇的他蹲下身拾起銀包，細心打量著那個如此特別的鑰匙扣。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzHyG2j7Cq
不經意間，他發現了漢堡神偷的右鞋裡有著一個微細孔穴，設計如同手提電話安置電話SIM卡的針孔機關一樣。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrdFl9s5uw
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嗖！523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTFBOrhx2i
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用上外物插向孔穴後，魚柳包裡那件魚柳上的芝士突然往外彈出。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPy364LYY5
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「這豈不是.......Devour特種部隊總司令級的徽章？523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsfc0orjZ5
這名畢時少年的軍階，竟然還要比我和深臨為高？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCkJzLWnv0
冥叔汗流浹背的把芝士推回到魚柳包裡，大感惶恐。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssv6alF4Yo
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「夢冥施主，雖然你已非出家弟子，但我建議你還是不要做出這種鼠竊狗偷的事情，把銀包物歸原主吧！」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l0rsdscpi
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冥叔抬頭一看，只見夢為和尚消失得無影無蹤，這番說話是和尚以百里傳音的方式隔空傳送到自己的心裡。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyFjQ548lP
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「還有一件事，你我今天相緣尚算是一道緣份，那我也不妨贈你一句良言。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAYqcNetFZ
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今天晚上，我建議你還是請病假好好回家休息一下吧！」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ5hiY4eTE
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晚上十一時半，默記鋪面大閘已關，間時正在收銀機前清點數目。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAtJuWKalJ
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「喂，霞，為何收銀機下的抽屜放有一個柑的？」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V5ANuEVVV
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「今天下午有一個婆婆說我的笑容很甜美，像她的孫女一樣，硬是要把柑送給我作禮物！523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTllmhrC5F
你感到口乾的話，便隨意拿去吃吧！」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQWJsxiWNk
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「嗯，大家今天辛苦了！來吃柑吧！」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwaM4wL5yI
間時並沒有獨食之意，而是分「柑」同味，把柑塊分享給予店內的七名核心員工。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0PciFbkQV
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「這柑真甜！冥叔可真的沒有口褔了！」523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkplVAuYweo
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間時嬉皮笑臉之際，完全沒有察覺到垃圾桶裡的其中一塊柑皮表面上，貼上了一張紅色大門的貼紙。523Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXJ1unQyXG
