阿steve，你吃的饅頭可是充滿著人血的。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAEjXFR9Yq
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凌晨三時三十五分，比約定時間早上二十五分鐘，畢時拖著半睡半醒的身驅來到沙田新城市廣場的默記分店門前。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgI8QpVHkCZ
店舖正門鐵閘此時呈半開半掩的狀態，內部的燈火並不通明之餘，更隱約傳出一陣陣嘈吵聲音，混雜人聲和金屬器皿的碰撞聲。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0c44JJLyS
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思疑是否有盜竊案發生的關係，畢時小心翼翼地行到鐵閘旁邊，偷窺餐廳內部的境況。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFAGrP1XBw
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最終發現，嘈吵聲音原來出自於主管薯條部門的朋峰，年約二十歲的他正一邊煮著默記早餐，一邊憑歌寄意高聲歌唱。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUYbTeMGPW
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「默香餅 絕無意義587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj5nkiYKxw
它並沒法扭轉愛戀的心意」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl6W66wM7w
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夜闌人靜，了無人聲，沉醉在自己歌聲之中的他輕輕扭動手腕一下，鐵鍋上的默香餅隨即凌空翻騰一周半，翻轉另一面與鐵鍋親密接觸。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpTG7I8e43
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輕輕煎香煎脆了默香餅的表面後，朋峰迅速地把它從鐵鍋上拿走，繼而再把鬆餅放在鐵鍋上進行烘底工序。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZA3rtdM4l
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「光加熱等於火587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqXBouYya2
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你再也沒法擋 唏587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5Llg5fqaR
將鬆餅鬆餅交給我......」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTTRLmQsUg
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處理鬆餅的同時，他扭動腰部及屁股、載歌載舞一個一百八十度轉身來到油爐前，查看薯餅的油炸狀態。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjOIr7fqaU
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「薯餅叔叔你好嗎587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2C53Tzu7SX
三脂 超高超多是你嗎」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6msYSEwHEr
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朋峰唱出王傑、羅馬改詞歌曲的時候，畢時勉強還能鎮得住神緒，沒有發出一點笑聲，但當朋峰的歌風在毫無徵兆底下轉變成兒歌長腿叔叔後，畢時實在是按捺不住，竊笑嘻了一聲。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Xnz0A11ak
「誰！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiweGgXpZ3e
聽到店外傳出笑聲後，朋峰當下生起警誡，往門口方向大喝一聲。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSx6IkGm1c
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「是我！畢時！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT0bTXiUo9
畢時舉高雙手步出正門，示意自己並無任何的威脅性。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghy7llCIYQ
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看到熟悉的面孔後，朋峰輕呼了一小口氣，把手中的廚刀放回原位。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEzacekoiL
「吃過早餐沒有？距離開店還有十五分鐘左右的時間，我可以幫忙煮上你的早餐。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6taGJy36fQ
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「若果不太麻煩的話，我想吃一碟炒蛋。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZ63AGVL0T
經過一整晚的津露飲料酷刑後，畢時渴望有一點實質的食物可以放在肚裡，默記炒蛋正正就最適合無蛋不歡的他。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1JNn3d7Jd
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「完全沒問題，我亦打算吃下炒蛋作為我的早餐，順手之勞！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3haq0QvYn
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啪！啪！啪！587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNWHW8jBfU
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純熟迅速地把數隻雞蛋剝殼後，朋峰火速利用鐵匙攪拌蛋白蛋黃製成蛋漿，沙一聲的便倒進鐵鍋裡，開動炒蛋的動作。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMngkaGFldW
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“不愧為月入還要比督察要高的男人，連炒蛋也特別氣勢過人......”587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jX62ebOyD
畢時站在朋峰身後不遠處，安靜地品評著這位比自己年紀細小十年、但人工卻比自己高出兩三倍的少年。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLPrl97osA
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「真想不到當初我們也討厭吃炒蛋587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSO3hk3njk
今天竟吃得出那睿智愈來愈記掛」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptW370M6me
利用鐵鏟翻動蛋漿的同時，朋峰無視畢時的存在，條件反射地哼出改曲歌詞。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2bn8N5q8X
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「陳奕迅的苦瓜？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAYZhKcPot
畢時聽得出這是陳奕迅主唱的「苦瓜」，會心微笑一下。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4vHtyL6Yg
「嘿，你是隸屬哪一間教會的呢？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnjyl7EJeD
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教會的歌曲經常被人揶揄為略帶有點走音的歌曲。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GSgNV9i3S
畢時問上朋峰隸屬哪一間教會，實為一道沒有太大惡意的玩笑，暗示著朋峰被教會歌曲風氣所影響，其改寫的歌詞與原曲的韻調並不太配合。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh5i3Rlmh4
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「飛天意粉神教，你呢？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNmlZfXtsY
出乎畢時意料之外，朋峰停下炒蛋的動作，一臉嚴肅地看著畢時。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGsU0rUL9B
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「我......我所隸屬的是.....陸地炒飯大聯盟。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKdwIkxywe
眼見朋峰一臉認真的模樣，畢時便決定繼續把這開玩笑的氣氛延續下來，霎時創造出一道教會的名字，飛天對上陸地，意粉對上炒飯，神教對上大聯盟。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiQXjrKC67
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「原來你是本土派嗎？失敬失敬！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9xJlxjse5
朋峰把一道油澤芬香的炒蛋端在畢時面前，恭恭敬敬道。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcqSUTUolf
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然而他萬萬也想不到，飛天意粉神教以及陸地炒飯大聯盟是確確實實的存在。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AtFX6QABD
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且在美式快餐店事件完結後的不久將來，畢時更會在各種巧合的情況發生底下，成為了陸地炒飯大聯盟的榮譽會長。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCC065Ey0P
