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會說很多大道理，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRNQJpBBD4
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不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuy0gZTv8i
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問焉以破其疑，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdqmQjUKSg
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所謂就有道而正也。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqR9814Nk4S
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可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveNfa2ugh4
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所謂以能問於不能，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKG8PxnyYY
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAjy9TYEEZ
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以多問於寡也。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcfFbFF5LB
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財產和自己差不多的，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2z0uOr2645
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問焉以資切磋，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3trtKxQ5ZQ
跟他募款就當朋友交培，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLwDIRTjwE
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所謂交相問難，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwxjZriyU5
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJmzRW7Fao
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審問而明辨之也。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxXU4h6Ajp
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI9u4UitLc書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6xSZweWle
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm2Yw7mQv6
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBZvnYoTOU
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智者千慮，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0eEuMcEFo
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOWn9yptSW
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必有一失。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH2BNCY6Jz
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5mhi11vVJ
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聖人之所不知，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2m2HFtivC
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrf75kQO05
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未必不為愚人之所知也；703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD1LCSy0Uo
未必平常人家的就不願意；703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NVgHBU306
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愚人之所能，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVcCHL4sRo
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXlyCLPZFg
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未必非聖人之所不能也。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmyB6Y0bFo
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理無專在，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsozOrQpzG
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoST3lYsYUm
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而學無止境也。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GQzwA3MXF
就像修行的道路沒有終點。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY6pFT1FKs
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是故貴可以問賤，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNRqHkEniO
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysq2NqhcPN
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賢可以問不肖，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHwD9IpSZi
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaiwoJBSvO
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而老可以問幼，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R2NPGO4ox
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RP6sgdz91
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唯道之所成而已矣。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjCjXJSujD
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjz6hF548U
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxxSpGlrZP
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaJQ20bovM
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
