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君子之學必好問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdSwy7yZir
咱們信徒修行一定要會募款，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUSwJict8L
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非學無以致疑，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eivjluU0m
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好學而不勤問，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDIxfFWI6r
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCSAILjFeE
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非真能好學者也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBk06VBvrD
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會說很多大道理，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdC5EvR7PY
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而或不達於事，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A5o1ZmV5a
日子卻擺明了過不下去，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7K4FQAqR3z
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識其大矣，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIOMjy39N4
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而或不知其細，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupi9bhQBcm
卻連車票的錢都買不起，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSeHfHdgF1
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舍問，其奚決焉！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtT9YsDdTq
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHQdkoAKSO
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賢於己者，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH70BxrG8O
遇到比自己有錢的，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD55F9JWzf
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問焉以破其疑，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEVUq67lIC
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所謂就有道而正也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVEsax9gp0
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問焉以求一得，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt11KZk1mUm
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjedISRDuy
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所謂以能問於不能，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZczOjokxok
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF7pKQ02T8
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以多問於寡也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfs7ATVmzk
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等於己者，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1736oT1aR
財產和自己差不多的，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qFBqbZSAm
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問焉以資切磋，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqqAaRWYB8
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所謂交相問難，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDtYC1F2fL
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpw4mPOf9n
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審問而明辨之也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAy5oa9q6s
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuvPyJb6JF
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5SB939Wxl書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJKS88fwoa
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uYiplBBgw
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfyIps4Izy
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智者千慮，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtJKq0po0k
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayxo9Lp11C
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必有一失。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNW9O65mOf
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24UL0a7P4a
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聖人之所不知，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWT2D7OWA0N
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKNkuAnmJa
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未必不為愚人之所知也；626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xq8AotRI6
未必平常人家的就不願意；626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzum7zkAKK4
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愚人之所能，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PGo1bJNIr
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02ggstSakf
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理無專在，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgm78Q6cP8
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgo2phtzTv
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而學無止境也。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFId1YkLCH6
就像修行的道路沒有終點。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0fHs6oiY2
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是故貴可以問賤，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr41BkUk8yY
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb61AeBlOCy
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賢可以問不肖，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3qrB9A8CQ
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBvlLy4RGR
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而老可以問幼，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK7OcRnRvV
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UDtM5inwV
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唯道之所成而已矣。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXbuPivXUE
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIiZ7uT4TZ
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14qQt7IaHt
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSZLrkXxYM
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
