作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL2UwNnSLj北冥有魚，其名為鯤。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaCEw7dIMq
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5yvpjUyKa
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsRcJ7lkZl
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mq8Pxp8JO
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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVETDaaHHoy
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkp4eHQ26p
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaczoxpit5
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以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCyC1nT3dy
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDD1h89lnQ
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湯之問棘也是已：687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQsjrcgULW
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp9lzukjJZ
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2rRcML9fO
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DuDdByZ7p
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGavTMmmbz
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4gdJbV7TI
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2l1O2epfRY
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf07jj1xbJ6
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RdoLCl1I9
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR7ONTOx3o
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0YWCd6XvC
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNaHNpZKgn
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我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAXg0NC6vW
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7YjR82XIn
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4HIKzVuDb
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此大小之辯也。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wVffBX6MY
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjYL44EAwY
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU000cJe5tX
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvl9ZDtohJx
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAIvAkisiN
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像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnNxbI7Ypu
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeDOQBZXwY
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhBplTLeCZ
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像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMJpRSwDkr
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdvKQRVlj4
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9H4cZbLS5
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fex5xfk6d
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUD6Y6Z5IJ
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlX5FKsF2cc
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHebtpgr3cA
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYYxRvXr2P
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sdKEIShPB
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriQuIdmSAW
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5huClNLclZ
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ828jYaxzN6
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulHMUkHm4T
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2qvAOkIHx
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwQ8ginaAC
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rb75rFUAP
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1xxIX3BnZ
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n7V9zRjGb
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAljODbKBiz
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDVXnoW2r6
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQdkeou8SL
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBccx6vKR3
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHKdMNnjhW
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbZMoCK6Bb
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85rJhP5UjZ
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2USAN7zeh
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42D1CZ7RuT
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5uqVIfVvv
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsZBLD6FgS
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM4uATcaQa
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUldwijKSK
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAs8OaFURf
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVwqfP2iOQ
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaiFKlb1JC
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDT97EtUPWf
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkU8tzneBu
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LoCwUF2nN
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQmcZ6pQTk
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHAxuC4QcE
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCR3XDxkwZF
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVktIs9KQHd
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeNG217TUR
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZy40tnF3X
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMbwe0JHrS
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA961xsjWxu
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18E95rSrz4
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIN5wVJzS7u
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx02LOKA9wK
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSghsS4N86i
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvihOMp2kvw
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfdZQfRjLP
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyeEtMXWeH
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rMghP2Wsc
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKA5z7lSby
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyG4B9lbX0
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYUYGZlfFy
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ939NEol2vP
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吾以是狂而不信也。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBpfgGj82P
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyrFhP6akN
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtbOzQTPaj
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGJFkY229M
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb0Wxj6Fi9
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaAD2PQh10
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkImVmcYwU
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLcYZtP4HC
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQqRt0ewX4
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XwxHv7H0E
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HpKaZ0yGW
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbSrpo6dZ5
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkbVSDahaW
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfbvex5dUJ
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg0VfOqDZj
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIZqOG1yxt
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KAuTMfiOA
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleVVjcL4at
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLIZbBOIBs
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ064DLleqwd
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLD17UeiEhD
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9N8MfWw7o
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NXbJUzEC8
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5Jp43NU9l
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGUaRwJw6V
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj8Lowaas1
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKkA1GrrXP
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sSc0azljY
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFZwCtaqI2
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMAqwhsqyH
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM68SeN2VeA
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlN8DpSp2e
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSJOAKjiCu
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Faq5STRAs
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnrQhiBkyT
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfRJuz0SB0
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIW0G81FkT
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu3QaEkpu2
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY37jey7Yx
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8IFXWYPK0
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xcc4enrgg
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4mvwVQCFb
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCANQp9BYhQ
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefdnLSnPbk
客聞之，請買其方百金。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4EmdNI1K0
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd6ZYphx0o
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnIgg04GWq
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSBuoZTCBz
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrgOXA8WVh
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4100UO8ko2
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCgyhdFZRM
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SnCoQI3CI
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKh3fsZbzst
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbXEyXCUIF
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9R9ylwpaLj
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRlIv3a6sG
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJyNrNJzys
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZpCkVfSnt
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDokTJe6BWh
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0DoJNVeqD
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepUeFvxBKW
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyQ9CTInmw
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81Vtt6fwKv
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeM0wS3op9
而憂其瓠落無所容？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaoRGYOaYg
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZchHNz90aV
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8cqnmfopd
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNThsWaoJ4
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7MXZEmopl
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRNuLeE0PY
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtRybN0j7C
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9N8L1nQz0
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa98DN2Bwr9
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU0xJfZ3qO
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7nRr5Pkxr
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUxlfZsBjN
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwFw6HSim4
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzLmDwWNUc
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuHAoKbbaL
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTUo0A6o3H
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dFC7Ld7FI
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBEdQT5XZ5
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9yzyWkpCF
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlG7jc08XZ
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIBA2MNbfM
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwXTOUEsQP
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2amkD96Os
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7fREqKHNm
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjVXFBmcTm
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7k5YVcOTn
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlceCBfpZze
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrvedu9aT5
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfe8ZlgDjqJ
687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbx7VX6U26
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPkmzsqgzn
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFw2I1pNlL
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
