作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxm4DMBa6X北冥有魚，其名為鯤。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTGkmWDsSs
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtNYp9MAtq
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU29ZD5op8P
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcgIZ1YM6Z
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRG4DfLXhk
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3VOhk72kU
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMliVbIxhs
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurfaWqAwHM
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fssmASLQx
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhSMtHzhf0
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0i7PEtO6aY
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eRtUbeWOt
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南冥者，天池也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v4fX1uOxB
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGAnmltRy3
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEwP1hOgIn
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f5ZhHriaW
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtv5WMl0sTk
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbrm8bshFG
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfSjsBYb3H
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt5rwk37s9
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiy2up3YTx
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kt4OOTdLq
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA69k6i8zT
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpA3s9mz321
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybCemhDDRw
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlusZv0CE5M
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkJ3YSlmIJ
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnBfQlZW4U
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzWfM5GJuL
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kiWVDYm7L
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboSF7mQEuU
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ429rLJb8OF
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIa46eopTN
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2MkSWLVIW
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCEyFVof27
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fIzVea548
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2HEtOiqcZ
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9R4lpJTID8
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2JCRGIyov
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpFwmepctb
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoZDF5GE8N
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN64pg7EeCw
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欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93GTYYLLrq
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpnKKwdZGI
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7EpQFurfT
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjmKqqJNn6
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyPTbMYQY7
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp9LQaGiP7
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ss4Zo9UQ7
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnfjVi7HG0
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyoieNHJT5
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvShtMQ3ns
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVERO9O6D3
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgU31Y3YUTT
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYF4EmZi1F
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湯之問棘也是已：806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EhwBgUNxs
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftH80jNkrj
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDlPI7gas0
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkxOElySyL
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH7lTDNZi1
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq0ZM91YEe
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59racnDee5
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2dOU39e50
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgU0FYJNoc
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCGZhnfyw0
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFDNcd8jev
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4b2vk44AX
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDuEck7hRF
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx49Cyziwv
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop9vQKgdJS
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiy1PmG60P
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFOI8fXswf
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvnmpITFYO
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此大小之辯也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoftDOd33Pc
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWaSgwq6lq
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CtRAT3sI9
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3zheIU2J3
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtDzOyGncL
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFU1YveR64U
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VPerqpsyH
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglIiaigceN
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH3LPiLp5i
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3GlVL9k1Z
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtCKC9j5yG
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2kdWanDNM
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjQNyE1Xvw
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTp2KYHH0y
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Qf14TYfwt
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqHcud7ko6
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa8iZztrQ7
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzODob4X4E
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq6fsLosZX
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtflxC8gJfG
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSRNgrkPx1
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsrkeYA0cT
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwK3pfWU5Uh
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnGVMzHNRY
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczjH7PkOrG
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURZx34fVxW
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERooDO96Mf
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdpfElfV51
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWp1iiy6Yg
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNSGJO0gWM
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAPV2xwhMj
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UEFZMFXDx
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOgDBtbPcq
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcH6SY28jh
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDYb5dO68L
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5WRtYpngn
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghTb8MKxFD
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4q7Ty4w1o
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9fI0hOaSw
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsRePKSCqA
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch7w9gjPgp
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKIqP3Qam4
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdgioSC8Z9
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgiMM9NXC9
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKCz0mWSbx
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa3OPHfmYS
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIbhDFbUwX
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJ8rxB09WN
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImajINwT1w
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwrxYXSR0q
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIOHCDfu6F
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXFGLg7Tlv
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSy4aS1ZG4g
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nMLSVCXt7
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sVmgDZdUJ
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjwcoiXASN
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJzl5PJbLQ
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJsuBsYxQX
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JZNKvEhwf
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaQHb7Lltk
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zm5JzjdCs
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWIAyzx0WB
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCm6ndpiwXO
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zCUHrOX3o
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0e2cfOmvn
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36dKsaJKB3
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCGP1JW9dG
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdojejck4sF
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsr1iGf4Ti
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh51SyngdV
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY6qKazf4K
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzEdkdaBD4
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpJexOetPw
不食五谷，吸風飲露；806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5CXCD6wB7
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mWJ3J75Qk
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtv06CfS7W
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTuZ2L4Ott
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qQOB80dZ8
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn4Bo0FPGs
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V5qRate70
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTl8lyM86H
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcXZV7dVkc
吾以是狂而不信也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ef2Nur37M
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUF2SxqMs8V
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMegjLYycuY
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY2eqdNf2c
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7K5LKQiaxp
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXKLcj5gxn
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb1SohdTKS
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRdhQG9svX
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7xZH4zT86
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGXQlT7YlB
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJfmQ8NkIS
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3dt2D4JX6
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE62qyeneJ
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgV8vTt5xN
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBQRFzDCsr
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGi7alTfy2B
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbwThRr43G
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo5geRkTQS
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9NnH93d1o
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvdorrBMF1
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uAu1xAVRE
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCRfWrbuMl
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIaNlzeLhY
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUr3XgAJfC
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc4HREueEg
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFc3X5BbYq
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pPIbQRkrY
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClbNZKaIb9
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYM2HzCks9
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxZ1PTzzCF
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUijm6OJyMq
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqung6pTaXi
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16SQRnbOrh
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSfMqXSSEc
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkPWr7Kjaf
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7p668dyvE
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyCYrUbqzF
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsV3d7k9OfN
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiZYV7UotI
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsIPWesH4z
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYO8VQZKKA
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uH7MD5h34
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTMlkTqy4O
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMneO3Na3jw
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wOQbvDaN1
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnYOhgkrsO
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuR57XlsAfp
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDwlF6IyMS
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgY5ZWDau6
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmsKTbgewl
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYE1c7YBeY
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZJbHUE4v1
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKfGkRPogd
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLJuXgAsfw
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2HFhxDpra
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ497OikCjUM
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BMkC8SXve
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmrDTFBAmW
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WQlBwedy4
客聞之，請買其方百金。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwfQgdTGh0
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC81rVeXtpR
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b08ffTGGd
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2jEbXbIxl
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3HLZ9WVn6
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4f2QoE9jt
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrnmMQO5Ep
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdWqBEZfyb
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaKhI9ZGGs
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y7ISuunUH
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjDZpgJlff
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoLyeOwth7
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQY6dfnmK1
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZCOHLnLqn
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cKQOJ74mR
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3ycBo23IM
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLfyNenog7
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF1QRQnE7h
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLD5izLdLH
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygfRj3ky45
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZNB4NDjZO
而憂其瓠落無所容？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTjM9YtJka
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMF9G4OyJt
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q1F6jfhX3
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNc0qnjAdB
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlY4TCcwFXn
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GpNY7r6cT
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErOAtujcMX
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzNNTf4tGg
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvaROsHKvO
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uXWVbWpe3
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgc0jtAEBhB
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkDfaTxdkm
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRVnniwg1w
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr30T1ydspD
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgFt9L5Xl5
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCobq6TGiT4
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QXwe5r4nL
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlERAdfaVRK
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixjKgXV8ns
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtsTFEMJpV
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw71UevBFi
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEOfkcyodv
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Vw28SraM7
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC84HLgjnqC
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxJx5HbEjT
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb5Wl2lvjH
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UYvqXqgVR
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliDAqBYPok
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFAz9n1idc
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gOHSp6rtn
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbXiIoaZLh
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivCiJrBZfS
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQNtnslobt
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssKEPwI6yj
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNf9HkgX6EE
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dMuA9kbBB
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUElT5bPfQW
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJh34G0D78o
806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY9inCMRwF
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
