作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdqsvIWQYO北冥有魚，其名為鯤。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAlIqvST2X
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxXTZsbcZz
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY5JouN7Re
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrpexye56l
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISxhVNMVDM
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEeN80vn8x
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jzNZAk5xX
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP38CFllin5
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tEflpRMYQ
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTrLD9pdsk
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnnZQXIB8f
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVGnPRnZ90
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南冥者，天池也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYxZ3ODQcz
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvx2wORJJog
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT6eZ1o7uH
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNAka7hubi
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwArUmJVGAK
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHkngVlu4F
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCSitCBF34
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRi7MUJ0DPj
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOQ9T2GDQz
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhkSHok8Uh
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mijHimrV3
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpjSTFiLbZ
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYfE2ulVKe
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChnIgB1uTq
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUx5QcT3DId
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0MtlkIysZ
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNod0Q0XSx
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMQXwbEeUS
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhg5h3xpCbI
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpM68xsJgY
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1b1vNe2hY
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2Y1R6SaDx
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjqdIeI4Uo
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSmilqHn99
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0arZ6rl3m
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBjwDunrXw
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sjo4zBIyQ
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgYsHAHJeH
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYIBUoAWEs
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNJew0ZE83
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適百里者，宿舂糧，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSddRRyDMe
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkDbQkItiI
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7gS67Qhi1
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQLZDKvNU6
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAYDEdFQeD
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw1dO926AN
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDadiR2eul
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGh6tsfSfV
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmqZWRONYI
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ro7Pdz4uZ
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ44oIfRGf
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXWyBRzP6m
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Opr4C5i2Y
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEckDIvwBU
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湯之問棘也是已：763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtqhLDx9cj
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvZ5qPxhgJ
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodbz4L0Qe1
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxQ593Xb2E
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdQhcEa5tK
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkRySxZMCC
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8oNf9iGYc
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGgH32gkgk
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4wWbKH3Dm
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuwcqXYSpA
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AfPpd8et4
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEBHGIo75W
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwwKy0Ej9x
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT4vSzzwOD
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZd1jyKTz6
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34sni9lcoU
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT7aHJzoZr
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlKOAv5xU8
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此大小之辯也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UplYDUMH8
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwledUqJ3UT
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo4WZCoVHT
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUQddm51QE
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhKr2GI96h
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q7zj0w0B7
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hs2aHAoVr
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TEYWnFZ0w
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseiSZzSKbK
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOq5NDBtfN
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfZ1tWECOm
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmhgn4F0Lr
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITPNp6D5Dj
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM3WCnS5AH
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hMRh0anjr
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80YX5RvQHD
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5Juq7wGQu
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFiONiwdKa
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oCgyXx2Uq
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDttBW3VRs
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT9yLnuKQT
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEMYGv6UQd
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvsahX3hSe
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOkNqykn6I
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDovXxmMn6J
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXu86ioR7b
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpL872837g
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtfsTC3gm1
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBtlIt7lar
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPQntcSpWZ
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhykk46JQb
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa33KD2FOl
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsYvwyp52k
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC81iq4ETZ
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlv5spI4WH
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yPRMwq1J8
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPXp80n3gS
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZYbEf3X5L
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHJajar9mm
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z2WdQVeMp
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jhHQU9Ve3
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoadyrMymZ
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuwkqHSE7d
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvNp26sfRm
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFWr4gklFA
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdBeiVK37F
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfIs7zuH8d
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPlT8xv6HA
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjqRLMc5l4
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmk0Ae3MBP
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdGoGgf67Q
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaHHx4bjlj
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FPTjAVOtp
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuQ111GaX0
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9IZi3IiRO
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763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesNGjoA1Dn
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa3SXEKxyY
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoMCQZfLK7
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjWjES3SnM
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZKg1BmEkr
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx5SAO1i0f
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xuRs3xvqN
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8j1VMeQb3
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid5YjCZ3AF
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwZO5g8YCd
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjJp8K2yK4
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj92hD31TlB
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLCtZNOSTn
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcA4BahkmU
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlYY4J7stH
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDlUCkjKf2
不食五谷，吸風飲露；763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiC0rkAKG0h
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36kyU2IUu3
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChZHs0cLgS
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6qFmSx8fF
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Mdr49qZEz
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPrJ4U3VUm
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6LANU1Pyw
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXJQPE3aKB
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr6JIRbi4L
吾以是狂而不信也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAspDVDSxQW
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXt4PV1viyI
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW33ebDDje
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LY4u3pEUu
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIphixQlrJH
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQoF6c4nCb
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEij9fvcXAJ
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXWKrpvu40
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBBp0Rp0iM
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vMJgWAzSb
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ifyaJ0HRZ
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMY217Bi1J
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRPlPm4VIs
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpRyWwF7s6
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUPTI7ewkt
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQoUJCP37u
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsw22Maf7A
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpQnSZ1Scq
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfH6XKXtQx
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XeJ4bjnqA
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYvSoxTZMh
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3f49yVlyQ6
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5P2Q2mvtL
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhGYyIvLS0
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjodLPAtZx
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763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cCwzn9uZF
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQq8g47CV4
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEj3Cm8Zuwk
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXcx1sFNPA
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtr0t2H9BBz
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnbT1KaXYl
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ge2gcT2vB
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwxnLCKkqx
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM6tu6lanC
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMgf0DUYrB
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMeKyT4VnS
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4l6siFn66
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKW8lmB5dw
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqtsoZVgDz
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIQ87gMrde
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FRth7qJrD
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwevkeaDQC
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyk3YjjLP9N
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rWnIyUd2V
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZGw4bb4c0
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawl7cpurqA
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwVGcvHeWF
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0GvAAcBbb
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cCMaE5pti
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAW9NZ0q05
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3b70MXAoY
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspdEZQwfIr
客聞之，請買其方百金。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBv36Z3isI
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqRxEo09NH
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYQEmzh24U
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHyCmc3YHM
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5atqn5UpqJ
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mhGePu4yl
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfFJtW83xY
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMlCitnONH
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDu7fIxz6U
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BqEt87fHE
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUakl2d1YB
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9TwWMwiv9
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskuvP8ovGz
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFBwiroKiy
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqPeB0tzxC
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0J2RcJUIY
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmRqkY9lqB
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUbg5RbTc9
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafD1gZyzZc
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTk9YuRJlB
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dPSsDv7YH
而憂其瓠落無所容？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgSjuZ2JK2
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8HkDnyawl
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWa41pN57Ef
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZSymoHfCz
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUDM2Kps3r
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOXuB81QM1
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzYgj7oG6f
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmACNzrgN5t
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNA5FuEjcf
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK8zdxNFmO
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UmSipp5tS
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXoHAIJQxh
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i6dWwtYTg
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2zNXqTgeZ
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSYeENNkNP
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTM11ZUhKs
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqLH1T2VAo
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ws3fGb3yC
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSNvuOQUtz
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78vuwSihla
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD2tBz1qEo
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2eh7IzL39
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo2kDtFacF
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yNKOSm5Rp
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyNWAaGHJq
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbbTxMDPxw
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyuncU4MIN
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdTX0JfI2J
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY2LqPq1v1
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vyk3WDWBG
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P73rXvgqc
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6WEelRlR8
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bvUWmFDTq
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfeJrzVJxy
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOmfdSjJWX
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6Yl7Bh26O
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdLYxYKtdB
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudyMaMuMRC
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf1fhYKBU8
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
