
先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,1101Please respect copyright.PENANA7B60H0iEtH
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,1101Please respect copyright.PENANAlmHydCjVnd
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。1101Please respect copyright.PENANAvZE03O20Ez
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。1101Please respect copyright.PENANA6wYpC82YSo
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。1101Please respect copyright.PENANAu3slYTU9sC
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,1101Please respect copyright.PENANAXz3N8wGwCZ
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好讀書,不求甚解;1101Please respect copyright.PENANAV27KKRXpar
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,1101Please respect copyright.PENANAM8mxN2HApN
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。1101Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4D3PUxA8G
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1101Please respect copyright.PENANAtt4v86Ic3Z
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。1101Please respect copyright.PENANAxtyw7wDqyN
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1101Please respect copyright.PENANArZsaaoEio4
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,1101Please respect copyright.PENANAOg76XqHaMw
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,1101Please respect copyright.PENANA6EUS6WSmEL
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;1101Please respect copyright.PENANAY5DdNCo3w4
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;1101Please respect copyright.PENANARZ2wjaqImL
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。1101Please respect copyright.PENANAz2O9cozRvY
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。1101Please respect copyright.PENANA10s0BwNc23
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;1101Please respect copyright.PENANAfKnpXHjNmL
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,1101Please respect copyright.PENANAULbRZhgntY
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。1101Please respect copyright.PENANA0iRauKQFvV
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。1101Please respect copyright.PENANAWdxhjUPZOi
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。1101Please respect copyright.PENANADMCPMy16Xt
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。1101Please respect copyright.PENANAJA6PsFjGQz
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 1101Please respect copyright.PENANAUDP0Z8P2iN
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1101Please respect copyright.PENANAWG6cJPfsee
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAIx7csU5Qbl
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAUuSFnIjmK5
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,1101Please respect copyright.PENANAyvMvekRrYk
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,1101Please respect copyright.PENANApVXhbdFcbZ
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!1101Please respect copyright.PENANAxXLdnhRC88
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?1101Please respect copyright.PENANADFqDDshymu
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!1101Please respect copyright.PENANAfR9AHiL4Rh
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!