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而或不達於事，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8imXK3ZvA2
日子卻擺明了過不下去，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Omk2joTYd
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問焉以破其疑，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wTqNsF2OL
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所謂以能問於不能，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEItE5EJBij
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaCRumztd3
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等於己者，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVezpnMCIoU
財產和自己差不多的，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y6hAa0WhE
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問焉以資切磋，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk0b50rEzF
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILHln1WR0P書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoZrJ6hC5R
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EE7IYUBe7
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2S1kcnTxg
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食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMNxK3iCaa
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必有一失。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyLNGtAzek
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2UH5njcvo
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所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fOU4AmzSN
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愚人之所能，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4yeiBsCKz
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理無專在，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YxbvZVEtb
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而學無止境也。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDh7a5t3v7
就像修行的道路沒有終點。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRFc0vnb1P
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是故貴可以問賤，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcldZxlOD4
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D0QZ5inJW
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六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4FvnYOEwp
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唯道之所成而已矣。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXV5nILEKe
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQCLUYVI8w
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuzIVnEJls
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvH5A5TwpSh
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
