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會說很多大道理，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneY4Hl86xx
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而或不達於事，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjz0n7Xugc
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識其大矣，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxffotOxFj
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而或不知其細，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV00ORI3Uwh
卻連車票的錢都買不起，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OIleHIFMh
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不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvqTYXHsGj
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問焉以破其疑，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb3r4Khn2T
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所謂就有道而正也。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpbNNrFLU3
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCptlp1tVII
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可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuw4Gcq7bEV
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所謂以能問於不能，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTooe9sB6A
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a9Ca6sw9T
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以多問於寡也。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIudKnBob1C
別拿豆包不當乾糧。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmcfaRz8fI
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等於己者，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLn8KKmqbg
財產和自己差不多的，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIbNdAkKd6
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問焉以資切磋，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qZygq7WWh
跟他募款就當朋友交培，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaOOtTa38D
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所謂交相問難，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSHhrrxZ60
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyC9j8jPBz
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審問而明辨之也。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzIZhyQ8B2
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlvEljVQnj
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5VrpM4bo9書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3kvW11Soz
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6yAJaVadG
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03XsEhyznR
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智者千慮，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4orEmeWjNr
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpC0E2KSiyY
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必有一失。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkApAV1LYFh
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfjGhTGGOc
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聖人之所不知，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VaKSQHyC2
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfExMdiErt
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未必不為愚人之所知也；705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM7mK2zhcR
未必平常人家的就不願意；705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoztPIxSkux
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愚人之所能，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHE0syReALJ
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVujW4GKWs2
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未必非聖人之所不能也。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡognfHn3oFr
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理無專在，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xjH7cR1MF
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGgPHGgP9B
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而學無止境也。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahxxXIORpB
就像修行的道路沒有終點。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccztaKE2KK
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是故貴可以問賤，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ScRBScxAH
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnxCt5FUfo
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賢可以問不肖，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSpUDYLA8V
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl41YVuPx0v
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而老可以問幼，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSG62ns55tR
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbtD5Cjn9i
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唯道之所成而已矣。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6v0UQGaFy7
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZffoEGmgM
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoZPbYUQRz
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEKoYMJFue
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
