作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaaGLjlxqq先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbni7eehuoo
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LnmK4OjJf
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0F3zJR10YJ
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89czTLMvVi
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGideTKTOU
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oo6KVJXLu
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好讀書，不求甚解；1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNSoYHWhnt
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHDeVZh1bo
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgnCqgCAmi
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaYQUQuqrB
1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7JCdEMTiL
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSx5wn3afs
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvo8pbsONQl
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNGGXz5pGM
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvE6n9xCH5
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25MGEv0TAC
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy8dUUBr6a
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzL3wraEQ5
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDcVF8FZbd
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAULKz5qALY
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3HxpQH2q9
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng4w6HesKm
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsrWQvuPW8
1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDBSwQdBV0
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyItnJqRxrg
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLdT7CPz9Z
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrBxMoOKky
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJJvwfBN6n
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8JFQWiwDx
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6gKXf5nIJ
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNJa928PmI
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuJrSpooCU
1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy54hYRTRyN
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8PLXZydpI
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF00g6Dp1yj
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHs0d0KO1M
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
