作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEicn6ZY7u北冥有魚，其名為鯤。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NROxsZaZM
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNViHRSFlLD
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHmRTcnkwK
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMahA3tx5s
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2YaOYPi27
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq50R2u45K
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2pqoU38TR
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADzQ5YJCia
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbP93HowoR
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2xYHrHCcy
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu0uByelQS
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwyg59DH60
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南冥者，天池也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5UZpSYvb5
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmMdUtL4OD
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQhalkxyF3
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIimTbzrG6a
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkwVOE46CL
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8KhbI5yi0
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51GC38EPCD
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrNrPI6l7c
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bibzJYzF2
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTAZvUK9Qa
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawTFA8AQCv
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvvkVeU2QS
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHNKR9e7S5
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eQN49dbeH
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ohoVvxbhw
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJoCbJKUF1
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGHqhEE0ri
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSPfintuyI
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtVJzKOdAt
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZgbn9FpEz
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITBjZjxIK9
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1feFc7fD0p
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWQ9N6Loq7
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvBN3Auy9e
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENl3aQRDs3
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbckCeO3j4
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMWPF7oqqv
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GxnoSARX6
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigj96x7xYS
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF95vClMWo
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適百里者，宿舂糧，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8OGw43p6l
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXBRH5fuBt
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6tfK7CL7T
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtPQHwVBC1
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD7atOS7xm
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQWCySkhNv
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW5cxkdMgb
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1iVV68vP9
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq1YRIn6nI
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbhU4wYr5E
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V36FUx9f1
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSMpzlQBFV
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9M5HG6tqd
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHhE5Y5NfV
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湯之問棘也是已：766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnriSSmPdNQ
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZJQkfOP3v
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZtH0vmMNI
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnlPeIhGuS
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9XoIqS9OE
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCPIB6jtf5
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yEWVYseXy
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iwZixUjet
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAesiJNLQRm
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEH03S5IXd
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf7wRDzUqU
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIKCChp9lr
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCMyPs0Q97
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvWISzMATD
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0xHELWP2S
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPg2leFmjR
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs75aZqhvoE
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHilcNqbV3
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此大小之辯也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMBlUlYi01
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6IZEvrQdj
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaj1FFSikA
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0kMUbT8aI
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOEdX0NVe1
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNxTazCMcp
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hOQ0nQzK9
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZPiC707uL
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCA8qR2785
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmzRcpN0GC
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodnEWlntvt
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnf09Iy36R
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwdhSDEf2p
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjab9YT3bmD
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGMlpCwTGQ
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj8LLIoa0Y
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qMx8SwLxT
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczcgkkTpxU
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqgxtOfOoA
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJruT7kXIKS
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMUYlmTtQV
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49IIGdyQB4
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimbSQsqECN
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU7rj3HRzT
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLsakxgB16
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlep4rYhKi2
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRltkNEbi0
「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawhGfVsJz1
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqcoS3WJ5o
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE0rRIkfH5
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3ngKV51bU
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoKepcmSZl
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieWiIHq2dZ
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCfiuz2JbE
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN59G7aRXWS
吾自視缺然。請致天下。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKRSJy7WBr
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX6kT7HkVk
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiedMOCHTfX
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAOSIofIOI
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRoESwmkw4
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yR2HDm5rQ
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtupFGFIHZu
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjw7vuR8lL
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevpzuDdLjP
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQJkVU2wxq
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW983uui6fx
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsv9I3C6Yq4
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRBjCCR3BV
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIRvD5Ouro
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cAHXB1HfO
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2soFG6Slho
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9iNNcPX9Z
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicdvQoBUTu
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD3IQNjmmb
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCa3MifnZTl
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDB21z1kBz
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyNBdLjfWS
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v5vj9jaF1
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkl4maxrsb
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiUFwW1jOQ
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUHluTvIa7
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3VhtlEqui
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskc9eBWbri
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppV2kmwK92
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjddirm1Dsn
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSlytQEFtI
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCiJ7as9RZ
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyuipGGOt2
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoaSdGg7mo
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9f4SPjHoP
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8Bs3U275y
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAoBajaGz0
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡem1dbhKKMA
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28xrdind3V
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y3Hsn3EIn
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacH8OVIbCR
不食五谷，吸風飲露；766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIoarrpCZc
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3il3IYmiI
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GPBeVDozi
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g9AYS09v0
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OtbZX4syd
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nTlqI0ZoM
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWaiF2RUdY
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXjXXvZpgZ
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXHGyBl1WR
吾以是狂而不信也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkzxfG7nqI
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NUZJ8xvti
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ77NR5S3hU
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HlVamByJD
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKlzzIhk5Z
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtBrBBLuLc
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjiDFPee7a
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabjpGq1s9w
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4utKCP5Sn
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQga9b1AgMN
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmzh5WYK9w
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5LL6TGF1u
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSyqOSwZm2
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZHYJlhodJ
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DjkVR7SOj
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C8OgHi59u
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYV0Kz9aZLa
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJRHo0u3vJ
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgPoZ6mVYM
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktQQ1ZfS0m
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakqNPVKjf3
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n8ph5GGuj
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUUXAJuF96
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkZPZVdt3K
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcVZvqgXqH
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShNDlGmqIZ
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4hMJjAaZz
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrPplUmUPq
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkx4MESagg
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ESOP3lr7s
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gyTQpLCQl
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sXuKAE0QV
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxiePIdwhK
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhWu2ATjCo
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHagmgIkFn
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5lAmmdqxR
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMZoN3F8bj
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqHKDnpZBg
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNw2MbreVN
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjRLO2eHZX
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY54kA1BypV
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJ4tYIwaUx
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kan4bWTP6
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdsNc041Cj
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN6Z9YW6Fp
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EZkqQ7sJU
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQBwGaLmwx
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli2fQehrY3
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsuJoTLWur
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvD56Ef1Ma
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiSYuhi7GO
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkUcZVmAeD
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKLRuccmOg
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhaqHvaNzg
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaidUXRQvVK
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfVAvCUcII
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zoM32SHuT
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzZCzhoQtn
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxm6z79sFmU
客聞之，請買其方百金。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPqkUoRG2a
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0svtpgub81
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA9eKi25OM
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi30YavWrd3
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETj0kn7jOU
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODfzqCqUTB
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4O4erPiO1
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ49XrrnO0m
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduCTVz7wrE
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx5FjB26p1
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIFPTRFXmO
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXPX2j05Xb
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamC12MAfWK
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq3bA02gJf
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXdJuveo3n
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrARFYgFkA
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgmPSpDvK6
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ054wDBLqbw
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8VQbkHoV5
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTizvNFAgxx
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOozGQJH8zR
而憂其瓠落無所容？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMxchDMVS8
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4t9xMWiuO
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Qm7USEw5U
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNqnznnNpI
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjxS61FIr7
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iVrpBW6gO
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qIptSlxjI
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgI9DhXKo0
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRx3Bik1T3
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8njw5DAn5s
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPDIR6Jzjd
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Xil4UKvM4
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1AOIVyC3R
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWD1p4roTrk
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzEqCGtd3s
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb0iKLxPja
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DdvCNaehi
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aNhgktn2z
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgJPmiYVFn
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfHL41T0hU
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdL8CZrQ0Hk
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVRPEFzKYY
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEpsEH7ZRW
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWe23pN1Esq
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hWsdzEVPf
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnIZEInfpU
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTJANMRY7X
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnXQM8r6ol
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEqFMuk4f0
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasAkyn2SJC
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEenXGhyjjd
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQYma0msPP
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jb7J8BvaR
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP0vILdpkg
766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlHnSEq1mZ
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！766Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdBQm8NhyM
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