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鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH2cJiPZNf
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVIS8sa2o5
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6Sw2Ody8K
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這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSI3vk5Lye
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南冥者，天池也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dTgQt9udv
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBe8LRpXp1
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnTjZUvmSd
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqvEBYwali
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民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SfUlpJVpo
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YrtAvs3oE
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRORBPcEal
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DLuFNE8sm
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天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrEiy7Ygey
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sRU9iO1jp
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoDUWNL0Fx
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslpvMI8ktt
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsnD8cM9mk
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwfvDL1Zly
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsgzGrkyRS
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7KuAy32ES
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKve5dJZIk9
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxiq6365eK
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8r0O2Ol9M
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDmhvmDBaW
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBhJ5V5jLO
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtbN5W3Wjj
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwivfhqqjH
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhV6jyLvP8
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ysUABDlZm
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXcf1Vx5hg
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8sLCVxYGy
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1T1errNTa
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以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza9fuJjnBe
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfjDRloBcU
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湯之問棘也是已：692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDHh1MfMCC
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaagYdWSDh
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc0rcRpRKH
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEujdELWRr
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy9nPBgntL
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62yBWK04xQ
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVMs4eADTj
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrqFjoe3so
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWO7KhdwLbg
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ631caEgizR
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZgFK2oZji
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyWD2hJgLZ
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmipNptrWQx
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSYui8n2Bb
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYPbSeFcZ2
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSIyrrLTyU
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHag4u0cEC2
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKggwkatzl
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此大小之辯也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GQwBl61WH
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmY0j8jOw9
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BlJxVq38F
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsbOUpIpK8
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDnC9v6yG3
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXrtf8Owah
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwzfCKD0we
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI7t3IzU8p
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBawaoXNyU4
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXJa1ILObR
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuhajnJMhU
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ib6t94jAg
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhVBXGjo5X
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0loFQYHOgh
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTLlmbZy0C
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9iz4H7nrS
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn13R57RYdh
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSEkpxKyYJ
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDxVlOPhkO
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPnDLolbGo
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrd7P1fKBM
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdQWOwUInd
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13GMcJJwJn
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK7wDswVAu
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXagpqfZVZs
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgGk6lmSOE
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwP3MqVi8pC
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK37eMuUd7
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTDYfXH3Fn
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHLkoC62eQ
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmQzCmkjmX
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiQjJRN3jf
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dSHH2cxbT
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEt1qNNU1Q
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk4TFgw0RC
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1h1fuoA65f
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1FMQkj82k
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9K9xpN96J9
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWTHauKVUg
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nyafgQfLV
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LGli2Of17
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38Bsj1Mux0
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQM1PeUcbY
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDveqw53vl
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8g6csmUEY
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAwXGGcbxT
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDij7y3BxK
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE7Cyw37a5
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKp3PZ3Owt
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf4o1LXG8a
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREOrcQlZ2o
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8xR5KqFjP
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj419tZJW8T
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBzTDndw4A
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkzw71QltF
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCqNxnJapl
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwxeY7t3tt
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnLK4ka3QO
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKOFTcTYDU
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72rFu7xMGn
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsg2FPxTqn
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKY80YbZ15
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNHLXAXRCr
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxOE037i9Q
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6MWNLBsA8
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyw5O18eW6
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBls3s2a3N
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyGEAD9zrH
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiupm5IZsfq
不食五谷，吸風飲露；692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUdjK2sbAq
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaRCsWZaqW
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSvW6FMNlB
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqeOyiS7cL
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8CSFqUWth
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcg6tJtiQ3
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTP4VoUUXXb
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8bIdnwWjC
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CUfPFQ4Vf
吾以是狂而不信也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jLfecj2Q4
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvT5NYAC0P
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ661PZRgrSs
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJJUadDxdC
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKX5Et18Xfs
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2JbYCxu91
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtphTNZ4NqP
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ3X6r3Vza
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLDvfD1rjW
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcLJjjQL3V
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HvdP86zv6
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecJUH4mGa3
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQisB0TfaLr
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT461DO84Vp
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UDmdE6NhL
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywSTfY6RsH
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bSw39r3Qw
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwU4SLeH0S
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oVTJUk1kP
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftGhbgLPvj
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSIQSg8YOB
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuHrsgC1fs
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwFOpafetE
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO8kDfTho3
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kPEcRXLI6
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrLGBxwrtl
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uinpB6cyV
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb7aQ6bHUJ
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavxgXtW6y3
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGzZTdTBDB
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn1nJHAF4q
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKXVgnE7ZO
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzFnVksIb6
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wgmkbO7cp
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpIPGrMkaL
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfDKkK8Xzh
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692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7GWAe2mMa
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrT6PvLIQZ
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw86PLAzra
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYN6OYn50Q
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPCZE72L64
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLrVriGqhg
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR7ZMeGSnB
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9SJWPVaEt
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlbquV6Smh
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGOJ4Lw0ER
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPojRFR6UmL
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfI2a44XiHA
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebgOJRsduh
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiye09MgSdp
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyqCj8I4jh
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYqOndQVZ5
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUV8mEsGsTD
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQTuhoRlvr
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jlPTFLrTX
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mRN5g77wI
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UOKc0r1uU
客聞之，請買其方百金。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiVqfv0Fb7
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojx2enMWmd
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xmLOlOavi
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHibSFsoGLS
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLHJBql4S8
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIimnZHd7Qd
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTEkmSzMvx
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3tE35pVHA
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4gEu08gTA
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay1udKdZiv
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTrSPN7fhD
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFddQAvbBKz
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM5yCRzLxv
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWgEVKPcm2
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhR9qJ50xn
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnjxnK9mKa
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIzRCksTZO
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrcYMwjlo5
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3ix2vOYSl
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7fDh8YTaq
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyda2PyKrCj
而憂其瓠落無所容？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAisiQftHtV
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQDgu5sdoL
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrouBuHqb35
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkWgws42b0
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdXwsIddrv
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsDF6jbPSd
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYLGRVaGr9
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk91TlPj1hP
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUpnWHeyhm
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB04Qlec1m8
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzK3DvtQCmq
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzHFE48Orc
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZyLiwevUe
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycBxb1H9N8
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSP7J6xjxk
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZQfBQATsY
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ejb1on19E
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKA7oHdhnjX
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqQgPVOhYn
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x5kq26orx
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57B46cxEF7
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOOxRLYONL
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj5VTtZSOY
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyrdn7gzi5
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEQgOVzDLj
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RBzWZosS8
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlKczsd30j
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8qTth7AWE
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyZCZ9Lac4
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY5qx8xsN4
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPL2yGR78N
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAMEBCOvIe
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aQLvmjoQV
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTiggabjhN
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TniTieNgA
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaMGaxghfa
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgOagI2x53
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzpMmeS3Ws
692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5jN0pfX4B
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
