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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIz5VVaBrlR
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作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人，159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LaejQZRNx
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE15GWWUaOL
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHl9Y2OUG5
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyyYYJZbWo
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXEmQRXqeV
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6v38zQEZu
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zECnTggme
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzV1Kc54YH
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平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MraiUkLhc
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1FacjglhK
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我：【8號囉。】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tiQZaDTcg
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgFUcuygi8
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靚女：【PE得咁少】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmfvuwyafJ
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTsggqmQYT
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXTR5IL2Me
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9huWr4RChq
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3SoPdNCUO
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXtbahlM1r
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cELJ34mZc
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我：【吓！咁多？】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG9Qkjq1aJ
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDOZUWFHTB
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVAOsDn6iI
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno4oM2SAro
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3T46xx16R
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyibGYGxc9B
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdih1QTg1R9
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKRTuHUuTF
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRHRUZD0JJ
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqLFBMOCT0
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQqggPPiYe
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嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxS06PFDap
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM0kSdxt31
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ze4GrhYbW
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXycdIXHFzp
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb27VUI3YU
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISZgoQfbPa
我：[乜事呀？]159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7LycEY8M3
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCJG9oSlwv
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLkNtQwDrA
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPZATxeVwN
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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