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講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrGxXhJmDg
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzw85n9NM7
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嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqd0o2HuxdK
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暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtp6ZZIMku
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真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzv9I9nDP1
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我：【無言。】201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH77g4JYwu
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS4YIatqQX
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WP6wHx9NZ
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLovew3ksZe
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睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3EBqo6Jf1
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGM9yZSKXv
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1fur0LZZz
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO9mHJ5kaE
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