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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫，現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數，247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduQ30L5BF5
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86nSsivjts
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNepYTfMo64
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4kMooWlPt
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ5zQZDKBr
公園，商場，圖書館，球場，麥記，海邊通通都去過晒，好多時一坐就半日，247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwacUcCzvsb
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJYDA8B6lR
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrmtkrdM5g
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAL4I6eJuA
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7yNzCLvSu
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFvhtrQYQK
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaMEbcemN9
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpjD0ogEaZ
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我問：【乜水呢架？】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMYxhnbTo5
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINwRIo8ErI
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcADnjA1oys
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdew0yNs5Q
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyFpbW7bRl
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Maybo：【有呀。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbclNKZtkp
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我：【咁合唔合眼緣？】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxP3GpaNUv
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXEvbAbgNL
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyzUyhpUfV
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊，唔要個蓋大約19cm，247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0SOQCp03F
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPURSZbQ8Yb
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH3HuO2jrK
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e5VMUf5pU
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiYSW7umyg
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEaVO9gdh9
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegyjHQFWxd
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusJjlQnPOK
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEJoKmQtSj
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiX4rlMhao
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmV4wXQK4rF
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlHSEG77vF
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxKMcdkvto
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7MqBsN9uo
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我：【既然咁合拍，咁約咗未？】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ1Lg9srPD
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JaqcuNbB4
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0gX4URbK6
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我：【無言。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vPCmRUakJ
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaNaxIalEL
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABmt3Ifitu
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QLs4gKyi3
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwDnVtKPYC
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Q2ZDmCvi
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcA7KBCanP
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDRE05KG3P
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JbD2H9wJL
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbOsleEUMj
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ302E6pwU6k
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYc29gMScc1
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj4rHx7gIk
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL034DiFVAB
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMh5oHBHlqE
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2UZlnscnW
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfKnAM80Jo
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我：【OK。】247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfblqUoK9q
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiIDFwlDrn
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRpuCzjdx7
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq6P0qexcP
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq0zJ8AqXG
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqNOYBDyiA
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhQ1lHRrOs
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02htfSZc2t
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBHuYIha2k
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8Wr4uOEJ3
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJM7cGpVPn
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我搖搖頭話：[唔洗啦。]247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA6KgfS4Zl
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我點點頭打算轉身行，佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEXyPcGCN0
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwujHbjTNK
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVlVwSjIZr
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOStswZX7JE
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW1GcYxhG2
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到，佢搖搖頭話：[老闆話唔請。]247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9CZDb8Nff
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKu4aLocbII
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