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五十歲人妻：【哈哈，你係第一個say No嘅人，通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBweXWtZv6
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五十歲人妻：【無呀？咁你做乜玩app呀人夫？】302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpiBQZoj7p
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喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎，睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班，呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnuTgmc4qj
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五十歲人妻：【我邊有咁老，三十幾之嗎。】302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRa6l4gpRDA
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五十歲人妻：【一睇就知你無朋友啦，又搵得咁少，重要學人玩app添，如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉，你講野又悶又唔好玩。】302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDYCXCeflE
條眼眉開始失控咁跳，手激動到有D震，個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅，要大返佢轉頭。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu91fN4mj6
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我：【妳唔係咁天真呀？網上傾計點會同人講真話呀，唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩？】302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP17GeOHL8
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忽然佢又爆咗句：【哈哈，我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多，幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女，知唔知個醜字點寫。】302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFfySGUekX
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢，好彩我係一個有修養嘅人，幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口，不過.... 比人咁樣串，唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGln1dMw8V1
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫：[黃小明。]302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZagTVBZMX
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生，而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人，點解佢會係呢到嘅？302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaa8D8lAIs
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