第二十六回 ふれあい245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpTQRgpxer
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsYItg7kvW
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo92qn7mpD
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gQP3K3oQH
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ574jDuGjiJ
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGH2dKf7gq
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望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDWlCviQQZ
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhg5Zwid4x
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一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmk8zx3gqa
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望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0jOkIb0hs
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3WARmrq9U
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亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaTecX5m0K
佢望住我忍唔住笑。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnvTOyi5ts
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我問：［做乜？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zdc9U4gUO
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亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABuU1vmlzx
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我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtk2tJPOIb
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BnbjrAQKO
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坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUZpVI8AuE
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攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDYrOJA0qY
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當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJpeyNKghB
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8NrvmW2mA
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdGUYqnsEH
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侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26SWLVprLS
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亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPx0YQrfXa
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我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnxzydtlUP
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亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgqmWY1zDM
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我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLCdAVmcIB
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亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFracnUxDnn
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我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m3ZIAXJ78
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亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45mEw9V6vn
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我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqD1BAAvnQ
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亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6Jg5A9nU5
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我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AFD6ZPeoh
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYp8SCfhAJ
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亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8naAAra0tq
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我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg15bNxweel
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亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ658SmFNQ0b
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我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGKEMM96iE
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亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdBecvpFce
講完準備起身。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2neR06rIh
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我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxTSTtXoGx
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwDQpMmbjD
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相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0GcHVxdeZ
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW8G80oPER
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話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYkCCQ0Rc2
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnYM85qcOc
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正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiououz9kOl
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxCvP6Rt2M
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雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyQdNlNa3i
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睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZyuOR80iO
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老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4X5o2e3Vv
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我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5up2YNkEE9
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老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmUkzyrMXX
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFC0lTvDKk
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我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRs7nvlQMZ
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老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlv7BFB6kMr
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN9RvrM8DI
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老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V0YVZIQ6i
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睇呢仲未撲息d火。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JINlVDBIh
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKVt62wAjw
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老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB7tdQiK72
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我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjELMCnH3Dd
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSBZqv2j8L
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老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncBlxHMOwJ
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我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyyYYvEgiQ
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老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTVQpVoj8L
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一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydSLvRH53Q
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亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPX5CU5D52
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我：［估計乜？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJC3K1wVGdm
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亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8d5JPdiLBc
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我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2CYBLBuev
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QU9zv8LOI
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我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgT1MVE6p8k
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亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10EMjtbeDT
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我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHruzs69q3
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亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlP0oy0Bql0
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我：［做乜事要食藥？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oCWxFpH7w
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亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPU8zY0J4VZ
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我：［係唔係太大壓力？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTlYzk9eYp
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亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOtpzuVc2S
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCzgKOVBUi
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於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvfu4X7pov
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我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBncylipf2k
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亞儷：［係呀。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnhdBWWcmB
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佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURCYBz0q5S
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xS0QOUfm3
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正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQp8W7qqVy
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxIwOTL8zn
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我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsg0OHgq8q
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亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER8rJ0ht8s
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剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。245Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTfQ6k5LXe
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