第五回 幾分傷心幾分痴213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30UV8tWl6F
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i0kDAYhJl
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNIGPTdFtW
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUl9DMR9UBJ
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3C2a5sh2vu
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCXqek1pL0
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzaWga4fbm
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3ZigYlWHQ
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoffcPr6cp
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGbPjmPWTm
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxG0MeoSbT
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirN0s736lU
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XJpkdN4Bu
當我想返入房時。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWqeiZTDys
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0pfLXt6Ek
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfJAQIZ2PU
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyBgWFDLSQ
仆街啦…213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8YsStbX5p
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我：[係…呀…]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqOygRisxU
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老婆：[食乜呀？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmu1QhOc1E
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBpox50WLN
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLOYNsTf0Y
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbUo9MN8qv
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyfR2zXie4
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1II48vpHtc
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6Ql4AtokV
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINRVR2ZMGY
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hexXGxLse
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBeVNAcF4f
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyt4TMFYhv
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tH9x9xlXa
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNH79CagBE
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3GqjFw8w7
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcjJeo1cWU
唉，又乜呀…213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEQVBTGDVb
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcaEOsq1q8
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiil8Yh1L8
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係唔係玩野呀…213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97WjHMgmMd
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9siV1dcQ5k
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjtfoDOTmY
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLfU3kpXdD
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n6urAGBvN
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJBBJ5Zs97
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdny6XwVd6g
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnV9ZmbbYer
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u1GVzfx6t
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX5mDPLtHM
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllvaSBkEYv
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樂敏：【好一般。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBriAwfdMzu
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwDutv5OAj
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW71jG1G3Mn
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtByce1O14t
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU2bqce801
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4IbEhAs4Q
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jJrP5k0uC
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVBOjv9aMG
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRI14XGw60l
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNSBQuYQNV
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbUZ83vXYE
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYqyzpxchM
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sq5LM50Tq
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我：【吓…】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOloZBSdLN
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgAFWFiikQ
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuToMP58LYI
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesqIt6vdca
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaZFsg1wSt
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJl1Ch7QNFI
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq8MoMQ6e7
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHd4Rl2yYh
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlAh7mBczf
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamwoDhNmWe
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLI0TpZwuX
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5QBtHVTH9
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaIzOJc7Uj
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGuQzhUDkH
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fa8eTedJq
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSkZS3C5Pn
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy0taFYgRo
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuH1vvIe4QN
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSSz1zl9ZW
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTnW5wOJ5U
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7dHkUKhTu
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o2YoxxV9w
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IkpLPOVo9
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lsS6hLFIf
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOZDnD9Lhf
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShZGijJD7x
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvnDxlC1NM
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3bmF2OpDD
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樂敏：【嗯。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRSi9OwMNb
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnpNVL9ZzN
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDd4HXMYTW
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHLSTM61Ok
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我：【咁佢現在點？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44Y7BhDAfU
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4GGX1oGP0
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3bauZ3rX1
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgoeoxYppm
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xSjfuTSJN
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQJ7T1f8bm
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhRg56vIBN
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9qrZbD5EL
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk2vigeua9
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Nf1MBwLXs
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW0WSyhKHq
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xN9ZvMkMw
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpURGdFe93
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJb55BKrBP
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvbNlPehaz
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDGOdbSt1B
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGURsWR1QM
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P2qFLvxKw
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcDy5fnkkl
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nmSahWIn8
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBBy33aRXB
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1nLRzIpkU
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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