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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qIfuptwZu
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNOAZLIxku
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QIn1Xezlm
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qDTRESqCP
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBJXLW1MWw
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAlvWLXKEh
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyCnkHvxcH
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygZrny51xp
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBTe4suwvE
仆街啦…251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKICYwp7Thh
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4loXin2QI
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UF8v8XTQx
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRCp5ViKDM
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpcuQgczPe
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69vinfogZL
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cnwVbnp8C
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSXYgRHixC
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wMK3X0fLX
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujmNgKUXdJ
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EsgKqGOR2
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoA1dudYsg
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmepcUNwFFW
唉，又乜呀…251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAIqV3gbTE
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6axoB4uW1
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLKf4Ml0Ri
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係唔係玩野呀…251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wOPqhZ7B4
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdAlCBlFlR
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27Tk73Qsei
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcA85pUkcG
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0L6QfMy336
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsTEfT7vvp
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H9M33woC4
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E3qsgdvZx
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q38KzE6nd
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfp7c3i0av
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樂敏：【好一般。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwBSuJ0KlS
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5BzO0q1SS
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTXgpvNBAI
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9ZNGRTS5y
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni0fugQOTW
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QReXFpmPC
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOFmpkxkdN
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxEflcBU4d
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pp9opDHaw
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q9tKBo0oi
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO6LiCEovP
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWm2O2D132
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrNQVUSrxW
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我：【吓…】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczXO4DsmzF
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqiNkKz4dt
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJMQV5d3pj
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytitT2QBF6
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP79jCR4ldg
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcpzlaGaMQ
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtZTKjqwFx
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DctmGKCDh
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryjpXIwd3c
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuNAQod030
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiBE86f9tz
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop332T1ubb
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81ZOZsIDsG
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBFVQ9QoIn
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fUKIu5rfA
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j0yhuExmJ
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfs41K8gTx6
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2XrR3f3Q5
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf3pYaAPbI
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePcQdOoSus
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sbxRJ2pNQ
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzFmzyIUQI
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x6NOGH6IH
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyda2Cdq6EU
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3RyFwTjAE
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOufp5roSfj
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZckoCDcVUI
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNEAFAjTcJ
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樂敏：【嗯。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimqZEP2bg1
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduiYhLHoT1
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOGNDTZzDN
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJWH8d3c67
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFnC3Kgr3G
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9wrIAyL9y
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFKySj8CiB
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36StUHQuwY
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUCdzvLGQp
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqe2qhogKtK
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpr06kEKsF
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYRrV6rBJf
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF6l1AL3Fk
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVGw5UzQQy
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8b8DUr1ub
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0xDL63jVP
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiar6zPKcp
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKjsdo9ZRJ
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xjGiKDbz3
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio32E0709R
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCLYxfNBRQ
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJxDNOidWF
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAdvva18iy
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEwRQmXN7D
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN4jNMZthR
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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~未完待續~
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