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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kWaIaMnXQ
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通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTnlazzh73
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPfthelPwb
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重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmYQkz0dUR
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SYYMCO21l
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過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOKKixSZRe
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