第二十六回 ふれあい159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWS9WbBzYo
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBWMb1QcuH
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHDBXVJzTa
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2wLeclJjw
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGSgizfNjG
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbbGaLENsa
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望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOaRphdFrX
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncxo4agJRy
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一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrchUoIv4Re
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望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7CIvmRiHB
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ4sdmCDnz
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亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYFwcYUvq1
佢望住我忍唔住笑。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hg1VFmhTo
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我問：［做乜？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdw0TF7owK4
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亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jNmjctz8l
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我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSQvIQvXcG
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwJTNXR7Hd
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坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMhD1GPy8d
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攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Xa3QthEYY
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當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ510ILQQEOu
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOrk5FVDy8
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oNndNWqf9
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侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlG3NvOqZ4R
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亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTizd6dA1h
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我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ahT0GXDsO
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亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9c2y3u1xQx
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我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06jvsAhD2d
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亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvDCwP60iP
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我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5hZhvdR0z
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亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjksKgwTFAK
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我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6W28QeD9xv
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亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUFtx47Phk
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我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE0cd0uV7b
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9BA3Aoj0Q
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亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuCgXjbBCc
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我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMUrenRLmV
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亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnOkUSjjjx
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我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKR8hO5BC3M
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亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBHL10GDuU
講完準備起身。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhhlCXN8Tm
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我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxn0MSQHiy
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeSJ8GyhiI
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相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qlqmv0hdG
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxgCKtNlPP
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話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtwPESPr8R
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovZUT06tGY
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正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XdybcSyTE
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeh4yeSpGS
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雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1s0eGhIsD
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睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y8aiMws97
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老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7LdTnXDqT
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我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cgLg7NPaS
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老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcApg4E4Yrp
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFcfYhXGg4
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我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vzDpjXwb6
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老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhn7gNO7gx
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3t0c6HuK1w
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老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4rsy7z049
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睇呢仲未撲息d火。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAj7M7rAJUt
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbaWMQ8mgu
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老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a2BdQ0poy
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我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp6ImvVdF7
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbErtj81i5
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老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCLEqvgUoc
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我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lLbyDDC8W
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老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5apTfnWg6
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一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1ylq3zy4L
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亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NgKTtbmKU
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我：［估計乜？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8RgfnSA2M
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亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DnEUDPEff
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我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUppBNWWVl
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOjJYeie3H
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我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxOPqkrJzk
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亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5qvsU5CjA
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我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC2ncCjMu5
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亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKZLXKlRns
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我：［做乜事要食藥？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzH7FGpsHad
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亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkNtBSdEJX
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我：［係唔係太大壓力？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfShvdQWZC1
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亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERRDF6VTVl
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTG8oIY8zm
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於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16N31NOGii
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我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoV1DQ93qI
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亞儷：［係呀。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC5Obxu5ZE
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佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CuJlPDjsg
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4kt5WQqlY
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正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WTCDUonyO
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy60dTKAHe0
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我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkX0pW2r1xi
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亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGIBSOypv3
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剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGZppEVcDS
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