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有人話係香港唔係生活而只係生存所以要移民，290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6q2B5U5F0
亦有d人話香港人奴性好深連打八號風球都話要返工。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UMmGFrpLP
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每個人對生存定義都唔同，好多人無得去日本旅行無得換iphone已經慘過死。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwZmC1NKzn
我只可以話講得出上面d說話嘅人唔知乜野係現實。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ylum6lqGQ
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亞默作為一個土生土長嘅外國人都算叻，佢好多野撈不過九成都係連本地人都頂唔順嘅體力努動工種，好似地盤散工，超市拆板，喺貨倉執貨，而主力都係做送貨。從來都無諗過呢d散工可以辛苦成咁。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8H00zde04E
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有一次推住幾十箱氣水行過彌敦道一個十字路口，唔小心跌咗幾箱落地，d氣水爆晒出黎流到一地都係，咁啱又轉燈，d車慢慢向我駛近然後喺佢離我唔夠三呎嘅地方響安，都唔知拉開部手推車好定執走地下d野先好，執得嚟另一邊燈又轉，嗰邊d車又行近我，結果兩邊同一時間嚮安，耳膜都幾乎比佢地震穿。好彩仲有亞默幫手，如果唔係香港經濟就係因為我而停頓咗一分鐘。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI54nDryxXY
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日日推住d貨係街行，日曬雨淋每日收工都得返半條人命，290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzVrDsCwF8
每次除衫沖涼都一大陣臭汗味，d衫上面仲有一層層因為濕完再乾，乾完又再濕過而做成嘅鹽係到，呢D真係辛苦錢。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxaeOV8KQO
所以呢排莫講話玩app，就連攞起手機嘅動力都無。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Boy0xxAlm
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呢一晚收工好攰，因為送雪櫃，仲要係唐六樓。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1jfrp9Vx1
沖完涼就即刻上床瞓。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JEdmke4OT
老婆瞓係側邊問：[你呢排做乜攰成咁，似做苦力多過做保安喎。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo2GobQg8h
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我：[係呀.... 呢排要幫手搬野。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleqp09lzuw
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老婆：[叫咗你唔好做呢d工架啦，又唔聽我講。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwglFWJKZ8G
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我連同佢嘈嘅興趣都無只係隨便應咗句：[嗯…]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq7cbJ7u36
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忽然佢係背脊攬過呢，隻手開始有動作摸落心口問：[呢排瘦咗好多同大隻咗喎。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PgZiiytVs
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已經攰到死只係想瞓教：[嗯…]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsjPXkOvDR
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老婆隻手無停到繼續向下摸，迷迷糊糊只係聽到佢係耳邊細細聲問：[你呢排無需要咩？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZoUQueeyq
計落真係好耐無做過，到底係攰到連性慾都無埋定係中埋中年危機第二樣叫做不舉嘅魔咒？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjkJOySIzH
結果好似連應佢都無就瞓著咗。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLtS0MUTmK
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第二朝唔知瞓到幾點先醒，好彩今日無工開可以休息下。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeme97zg2O
瞓係床上面唔想郁偷懶，點知聽到廳到傳呢鬧交聲。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJgnwFezg9
唉....唔知老婆又鬧乜只好起身出去睇下。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8Tk1y7ZdF
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一開房門就見到老婆指住個囡話：[妳現在乜野態度呀？叫妳溫書妳就話得啦得啦厭我地長氣，好啦，現在咁嘅成績呀，我問妳點算？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJop90cT5r
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我捽一捽眼問：[乜事呀？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZquBD1WA1
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老婆：[你自己睇，我無眼睇。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjF7hsQ145n
佢遞咗張紙比我，係成績單，我一望。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHDWvyI8eq
唉... 同我以前一樣全u零分，其實呢個結局都預咗。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcI6dyVjK5g
再望一望個女，木口木面無反應完全唔在乎咁樣，唔怪得之老婆發火。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYIFYRYLuK
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老婆話：[妳唔讀書就搵野做，唔好諗住可以日日匿係房呀。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPxx5kFyIy
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點知個囡答：[我唔想做野住。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78qyD2kZ40
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老婆：[乜話！！咁妳想幾時做？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrpdOQEK9g
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囡：[唔知，總之考完試好攰要休息。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHM4qAzlZ8
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聽到呢句老婆著晒火係到不停鬧。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR05aTRQnZ
如果以前我聽到可能都會一樣反應，唔知點解望住佢地兩個好似唔關自己事咁，個人好抽離就好似睇緊電視一樣。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncQ9xu5ZH2
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我無出聲行去大門口打開門。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT064CtRMM
老婆停底咗無再鬧，佢問我：[你做乜呀？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImQTctPyKM
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我好平靜咁話：[返工。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nBXKTy8Fn
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講完就攞埋手機同銀包閂門離開屋企。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JPAuGkd0y
落到街一個人行咗去公園坐底，合埋眼只係聽到雀仔叫聲同風聲，忽然覺得呢個世界好平靜。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4pYubKBAW
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坐坐下收到msg我無理會，九成係老婆。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgL9rKAPE5Q
已經無能力亦無方法可以改變佢兩個，一個臭脾氣，一個自暴自棄，既然係咁只好放手由得佢地，好似好不負責任，但係真係好攰，不論身同心。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM8z34wW0X
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年少時發生過一件事，話說有一次坐地鐵，係太子站有一家人上車，兩個大人好似好攰咁即刻坐底咗，但係個細路無，佢喺車廂入面失控咁跑嚟跑去，又捉住兩個扶手當吊環咁搖呢搖去，成車人見到咁都驚咗個細路，有人更加離開個車箱，但係佢父母只係木無表情咁坐係到，完全無上前制止個細路。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Zihazidul
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當時我心諗，佢地點做人父母，個仔咁都唔教。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBi6Nw6F3t
以現在嘅講法個細路可能係過度活躍症，不過以前無咁多學名形容呢d細路，單純一個曳字。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1YTryV2iZ
今日我先明當日兩個大人點解會咁，嗰一種心力交瘁唔係過來人係唔會明白。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdma5KpVIY
究竟呢幾年發生乜野事屋企會搞成咁。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWd5tXwCJb
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就係我發呆時又收到msg。唉.... 唔覆老婆睇怕佢會不停send。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpWuGevVIR
於是開手機一望先知原來係Maybo姐。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKw0xWppL3
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Maybo：[呢排咁靜，唔見你搵我。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaOGvQpLOi
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我：[忙，加上好攰無乜心機。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOadiYrI0m
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Maybo：[睇呢唔開心喎。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjWkR9JEl7
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我：[算啦，唔想題。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9r7CJHY5A
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Maybo：[今日我休息，不如出呢食飯。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Q0HnXjMIn
食飯？都好喎反正想搵個人呻下。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0kFt3ue09
望一望手機先知原來已經成點鐘，成朝都未食過野唔怪之得有d肚餓。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBC9Zx11Ho
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我：[好呀，咁妳想食乜？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0mPoVsvuv
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Maybo：[無所謂呀。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYHyPmAJYF
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呢個時候先記起自己仲著住瞓教衫，短褲背心拖鞋無理由返屋企換衫架。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JRUiRmIJx
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我：[妳介唔介意過我呢邊食飯呀。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMdVbwk6Yp
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Maybo：[無所謂，就你啦。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ049webOMJ9
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我：[咁地鐵站等。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2Nnn3YZmL
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Maybo：[Ok。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqd3iyMaSHg
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呢次係人生第一次約女網友食飯，無諗個會係同一個肥婆食，不過算啦，人地都唔介意我老，我諗佢應該唔會介意我咁街坊裝呱，佢又唔係唔知我只係一個平凡人而且我都無諗住溝佢。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMN1UlzIfd
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Maybo住得都唔算遠半粒鐘車程到，我係公園磨多一陣就行去地鐵站接佢。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuYvbaawyr
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企喺地鐵站間美心前面等無聊咪打下機，邊打邊望下個閘口，見到眼前有個唔太高，皮膚好白，瘦瘦地嘅中年女人向我個方向行過呢。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDjEMbAIO1
佢一頭烏黑長頭髮戴住一副黑色框眼鏡，不過面上有口罩睇唔清個樣，再望一望個身著住一條黑色長裙同黑色高踭鞋，好女性化好有女人味。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8upVquaVa
知唔知乜野係女人味？簡單d講就係第一眼見就想同佢上床。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtsvCiruvV
可惜這些機會不是我. Jpg。睇呢人地行過呢係買蛋糕，費事阻住人地做生意於是行開企埋一邊繼續打機。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CxmjmrY32
呢個時候收到個msg。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzawqYUbLo
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Maybo：[我到咗啦。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW6IrCLB9W
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即刻向出閘個方向望，部車應該啱啱到好多人同一時間出閘，我四圍望，照計佢咁嘅身形好易認。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJOm8xZfWz
果然，離遠見到有個著住粉藍色緊身衫，戴住粉紅色headphone好米芝蓮feel嘅肥女人向我嘅方向行緊過呢，唔知點解香港有D肥女人咁有勇氣，定係佢地分唔到乜野係肥，乜野係性感?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMoihQ32U1
望住佢身形160磅應該報細數.... 朋友食飯吹水啫唔好咁口臭啦。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvOxzUpCN5
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佢行到我面前我同佢打招呼，點知佢舉起手向我身後美心d職員講：[唔該，一盒蛋撻。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8D4x5SKHZ
飯都未食喎咁快就買定甜品，唔怪得之咁身形。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cxUYwRBrJ
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我再行上前講：[Maybo姐。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd7bAEmXOX
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佢另轉頭望住我無出聲。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6wGi3Nt2F
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我再講：[係我呀，亞明呀。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkUguk96A6
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佢上下打量我一野繼續無出聲，係唔係佢戴住headphone聽唔到我講野？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD1LeH0kyv
定係我太街坊佢認唔到我?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTIyoy2LD0
呢個時候我又再收到msg：[你望去邊呀，我咪企係你後面囉。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHv7Z32B3Q
後面？乜佢唔係企正我面前咩？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsThUs8rIl
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當我另轉身時，望到剛才嗰位黑衣女士又再企係到。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8zEQoIsGA
佢手上攞住部手機，將個mon對住比我睇。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiW7kfHSlp
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我望到手機個畫面，係TG對話內容，同我部係一樣嘅。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn85cW4EGOc
呆咗一呆問：[妳係Maybo姐？]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR064FxTBTs
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佢答我：[Hi，你好嗎。]290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ192O2dAutw
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