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最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Hb5uNDaza
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwws6hbx6V
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BRVJtJy0f
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaNnOgYKf5
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日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTFxP55ORl
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMrrK1ySIy
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfR1RZY0eT
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MdKBW3nV8
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSetESu2FtZ
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHY1uSgj2I
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我問：【乜水呢架？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGUAaA5Yu0
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEimn4Iiia4
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF18u6o6hI
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pqIzF3855
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaDPBk7GCB
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Maybo：【有呀。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRPPtCjeUC
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE16OmeKeVb
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4sVA198o3
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊，唔要個蓋大約19cm，313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5eorEaLLC
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kYO1mYN99
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJzOWSrX56
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZpod2GNRM
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfbvpwwAFt
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vd0mgpUO9
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuL8hrd8we
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw820jgEPg3
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRQ0ddzRs5
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6eK7OD7p5
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUKjfctBqC
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudbGeGlECJ
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4hHYLrqqI
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqeGSiST4O
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbX56X9YHF
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYOYHzUhkQ
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我：【無言。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh75YrnIoVc
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ309rbo2fiQ
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh35XPRS0h
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKh40ifHzPT
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEvfp21dUh
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OEPnnr2Ba
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AME2NVOtT
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAoXJ0hltD
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sK1zFZK0K
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH1aGRGqWv
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSdfP57Hyt
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEV4yz41ID
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIgxNIVd1e
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0OMnwHNTj
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0psBvjzJ9
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7Lwh7L0ij
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我：【OK。】313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGc2AuPQA8
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpge3H1osZ
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHQ917uaYi
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2Mn9zTXlh
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBINX3DwRZ
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSN4chu1ON
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2atjgt0D2P
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86MG566z8b
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時，其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢，313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RznLWg0B0
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZT9toZ5t83
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB0JeSpaFA
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhUMPzDF2f
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm27IyRCzR
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBVvHz5d5L
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy3bSrBQZ9
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZL1wvEPm9
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