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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人，就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊，呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxv7ZjEET9
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火，你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦，又唔係喎。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWasZtrERqh
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話說啱啱見到有人用五十歲人妻呢做自介，於是好奇add呢傾下。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uUS1REneH
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五十歲人妻：【無所謂啦，你係到搵乜架？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn9N68XVBz
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五十歲人妻：【真係？如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflA1ELm2SG
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出，況且我現在係醫院出條命。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2B3kcbnxW
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五十歲人妻：【點解？呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGk9pLgLP6
又唔可以話佢錯嘅只係我今日唔得啫。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP08SYvkLqX
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我：【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dlrxcb7gw
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五十歲人妻：【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViLv4nHWEb
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五十歲人妻：【哈哈，你係第一個say No嘅人，通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB06x9bT8if
係喎，點解我唔記得呢招，失敗。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqN35NIcMh
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我：【佢地餓啫，咁妳因乜事玩app？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX26PiabgE
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十個人妻十個都話悶架啦，試下佢先。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxYzQWrojw
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五十歲人妻：【有一個，食過一次飯。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCGVIiFDcs
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五十歲人妻：【無呀？咁你做乜玩app呀人夫？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy27DZAvtie
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我：【悶囉。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlglSdu8oo4
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五十歲人妻：【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ukazcboPX
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我：【老婆唔多理我。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bqX6HJfox
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我：【唔怕辛苦咪做飲食囉，譚仔長期請人，再唔係麥記囉。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaVhJIP8PN
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五十歲人妻：【做嗰D工咁辛苦整粗晒隻手。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDC7qEqGah
睇呢都係想引我入局架啦，我先無咁蠢。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcBsqBE1O0
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五十歲人妻：【我要正經嘅工呀。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DGLi3i63N
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五十歲人妻：【你搵幾錢一個月呀？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKzQnvDeWX
似啦，佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhkJqLKCJ5
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五十歲人妻：【吓！咁少，唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bQJg9IYKF
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五十歲人妻：【其實你幾多歲？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFvc29oQIr
問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIPdmeyAAk
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五十歲人妻：【吓？乜你咁大年紀架。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsydumqx1Z
喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎，睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班，呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3poVUTOLxg
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我：【咁啫係妳唔係五十歲啦。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPVUZu1LfY
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五十歲人妻：【我邊有咁老，三十幾之嗎。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKjrsIBLnD
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我：【咁三十幾扮五十歲係乜野玩法？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPJlwQuq0U
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五十歲人妻：【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9fQcBFgpx
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾，似十幾歲多D囉。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmp3NYplUo
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我：【咁我悶想搵人傾計啫，又無講咸野又無話約。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxFZSaQlFR
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五十歲人妻：【一睇就知你無朋友啦，又搵得咁少，重要學人玩app添，如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉，你講野又悶又唔好玩。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKrKBRXwIy
條眼眉開始失控咁跳，手激動到有D震，個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅，要大返佢轉頭。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFE5X7kUIz
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我：【妳唔係咁天真呀？網上傾計點會同人講真話呀，唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY5RkmRHPH
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五十歲人妻：【超，公屋仔扮有錢佬呀？】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelgrGJn5bX
仆街丫，佢乜都知道晒咁嘅。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw8TI72gzE
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忽然佢又爆咗句：【哈哈，我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多，幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女，知唔知個醜字點寫。】318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXnrWzTI8d
睇到呢到真係忍無可忍，串我老串我無錢無朋友都無所謂，居然賤到兩公婆一齊玩人，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzUGm8GhBW
最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦，原來有D人可以仆街過我。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv98MaWThCu
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢，好彩我係一個有修養嘅人，幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口，不過.... 比人咁樣串，唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe01SvuuarW
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫：[黃小明。]318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVMMtHPIY8
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係剛才個肥護士，我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講：[乜事呀？]318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQy13MIPrC2
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無理會佢繼續打字，跟住聽到另一把女聲講：[黃先生，麻煩你放底部手機先。]318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vVrcv3faZ
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醫生：[黃先生，我重有好多症要睇架？]318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvB1xK0aoWZ
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比人係咁吹真係好煩，當我放底手機想爆粗時：[都話等…]318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AkulbjO50
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生，而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人，點解佢會係呢到嘅？318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrF3eYcITU5
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