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君子之學必好問。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX8ezEacl7
咱們信徒修行一定要會募款，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZSbYK4gug
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問與學，相輔而行者也，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoxQcx2LVd
募款和修行，是水乳交融的事情，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qUTQXv1RQ
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非學無以致疑，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuOfcOdbhY
不修行就沒有辨法修成正果，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtRqUirhfE
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非問無以廣識。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BUucJoczl
不募款就沒錢搞宣傳活動，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaqGX8Z601
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好學而不勤問，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W0JNMheoT
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3jsH1J2vf
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非真能好學者也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW4bpmiTct
不能算是個真正的修道者。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTENDGxsT3f
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理明矣，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80Vnad244y
會說很多大道理，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldRXXCWC5Z
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而或不達於事，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7jCGqjToY
日子卻擺明了過不下去，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5AgU6FX8J
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識其大矣，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BeRLE9qA1
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FDojrjIpZ
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而或不知其細，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dH2Xlyx0B
卻連車票的錢都買不起，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiXxVAGrUw
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舍問，其奚決焉！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVsxCQpID4
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPsxwVNhti
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賢於己者，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFff1o0tC6i
遇到比自己有錢的，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3X9OdMpjI
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問焉以破其疑，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcojGwDWtdE
對他募款來舒解困境，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lBJFFJHjN
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所謂就有道而正也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKb9MSN8WA
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwZmKLKMyv
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不如己者，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PdMH5UrgE
比自己窮的，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDS3Hggx00
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問焉以求一得，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyCURrUqgu
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ym4axDvVJ
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所謂以能問於不能，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNyNMqbAAr
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnkIkYpJIw
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以多問於寡也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMziqF4OOu0
別拿豆包不當乾糧。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfN0RdkRVoW
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等於己者，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0HrgQcEcm
財產和自己差不多的，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoveTxahf3D
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問焉以資切磋，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEvJEJLv0K
跟他募款就當朋友交培，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbEcBY8iPZ
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所謂交相問難，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN8qFigdZz
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3xY0JC1GZ
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審問而明辨之也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYjLhxA1Jj
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAGHBWDBzn
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0rjzwOWG2書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp0MJGb0JK
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFippa0PBvF
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1YjkyqhAy
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智者千慮，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJORiO12WI
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU28PdY4DFY
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必有一失。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM3bj7Qpb9
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HqKqEUo03
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聖人之所不知，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3hci21qeq
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVpIGJpWE5
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未必不為愚人之所知也；746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ9vkj0YJO
未必平常人家的就不願意；746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkgxzHjLe9
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愚人之所能，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaWi0kKsOw
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuwaDW2JXR
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未必非聖人之所不能也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPfbiJGO1u
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaqIdVDVHd
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理無專在，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60BB8xl5D2
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZZsPm0WQR
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而學無止境也。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQThuwIBiM
就像修行的道路沒有終點。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OW0eZ0aP7
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是故貴可以問賤，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7c4wtnwcB
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj8jLVTJJi
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賢可以問不肖，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlYWnmesSw
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GiokSHk5Z
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而老可以問幼，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0jA6VmWCK
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0HTJ9Fhzk
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唯道之所成而已矣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FHZqUh9S7
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6iY210q5p
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubKEALSdiA
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6jP0JnkB7
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
