第五回 幾分傷心幾分痴294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk4Iq1VHLL
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsLWgTfqLS
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLPYly931k
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KQlKHRPnT
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTfYH081lp
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs985qloVlc
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt85QpkOyKL
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5Eo7PByNh
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4oBRbrR5G
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5NgM2m1xD
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0qNP5fZSe
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzEvqfpDTr
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y5pTh9kV0
當我想返入房時。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1RuLksQMw
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJyNYtbjFz
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYgSCGxH4N
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR9cn373Ni
仆街啦…294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJaJ2oKuiM
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我：[係…呀…]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK0Vz666uu
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老婆：[食乜呀？]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8OKfdVTHb
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI4daw7KFc
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa04gexjLqK
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABdqtkOwWz
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNmzTfBVEc
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XKV2udDoD
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dSi0F7M83
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZjIvolTpW
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvsFQRtSx0
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ9V2cPVHD
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv78YspOIy
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BtFEmaDCi
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN4pU7fOIq
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMtPp5e9n7
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8emGcnV8y
唉，又乜呀…294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrCqCtWhGJ
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5laQU9nUI
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXDCHmPFda
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係唔係玩野呀…294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgWHlUWgIW
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2qASexgKj
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgbOu54Tuq
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxaLgi25Q6
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvKgMstIyZ
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaPrTSklOp
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlMPMJdImL
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo4tGVYTd9
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj9x37hLuC
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMMvJSu8py
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7cGBDPviw
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樂敏：【好一般。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij7OwxktZW
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhqDPltb8w
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngiLi8pD5X
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuxbRdMXr5
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEzJT7s5Vt
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbsZoEtCdQ
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxAtJYvE6V
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjdHPBIsDn
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUqR6ujx7Z
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaW5cU25U2
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SYbfPnGDM
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO3hHBvT6i
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgigXj6tIAu
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我：【吓…】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNkoHEkfdN
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDpxaSXGnk
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hcf6anraD
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv82WMVm88
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquUnPuDu5o
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvUlseAKdz
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX8x7i8FHS
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78wXGIflf1
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0bK9hVFyn
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGsBM68kyg
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIUVwbLSd1
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0x2CfKC9u
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYP6CUOeC5
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBO3qutmt5o
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vSBRsd7f7
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Sk8fUmueS
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3taoRSicSl
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB5IPc4uCn
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fmyBawaoq
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3khnjvi4E8
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczhajfnelk
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukPsthjmeH
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFQdQCxPMc
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tT6BKtCyj
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DKEH06I99
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdumI6mMzo
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUg6ZRFdzbR
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u718hUidG
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樂敏：【嗯。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoPZfRXp5h
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VJomJP4MY
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHR2I4fSbh
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwHg0u4Fq7
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我：【咁佢現在點？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlcKfOxYGH
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEjghl3XP3
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNA4frQLI8
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY51uGguklR
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzSeEnjr14
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwMC87Hd3R
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKtqW0zsn4
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmmRjyfBUr
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxT9QleTogo
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLRZ2lbJFV
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4WWr8qiby
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmsiapTG40
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLm0QjlTNz
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrIc6LDO8r
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZZLO9GR5c
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mAyAtIvSn
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIH9RlQeuF
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvm88tj1VT
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFCPnfrQ5U
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUU6v3DuE0
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLnuKNL4Zs
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH332pN1V25
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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