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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yKmHGVxW6
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMczsk6NfA
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuvLVeSRl2
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQcYl9jyq9
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRDEee9MMz
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOUjCZhOlA
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfvw2U3ssK
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdORUWDUfuv
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PZNb5nC6Z
仆街啦…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlmA6NHjH7
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我：[係…呀…]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIEPXlWaRu
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如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnyyQIUU9s
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq6MJ5R7lE
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR0lUauMIN
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNetZWd3WPw
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7adbB4xORz
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntnjXb6YE0
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ51TMTW7T
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBDvDRpgdx
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6alkhFS1H
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtwEyrmydu
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZYQnW9aiH
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhJbUN1nvk
唉，又乜呀…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTXk5WqmQv
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTGNf4kSQi
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgI4o8IU56
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係唔係玩野呀…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZLV2Xq7Fa
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PH6XoqGmI
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtEiu55JUJ
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMNh3vp6bE
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgdi63jlnJ
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlnvA5xbhR
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeETSmc0UG3
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5BxvVyM44
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUDTVWs1tN
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DhuJNw36c
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCY9mpL1Dp
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樂敏：【好一般。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflbjBIKBGw
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1rOCImUDM
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEF2nd6xgt
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBt2xJqrnS
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKbqTsJnnP
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgSZ8A3yEU
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9yEXW5ZFd
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzActX14bl
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSWA8sca0B
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvjeZTukEe
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cMy024097
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf3y1Lbr3f
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZK9pOZqUNA
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我：【吓…】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZAsrBlqiJ
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HoZAvjear
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsrQY0dvR9
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd07yx3bJYu
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcO9XKnlrc
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhZFh1ABxj
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeH5YOnDim
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcfPmIROSf
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYC06ZJFPN
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gaQN2jg5M
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUZlbxxcGy
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvfmbbCCI2
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AB8FaNoPA
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0X1nGDh3E1
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAldp1Pr8Z4
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqkMCRyTeD
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrxbdoNDE7
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hVMYsJdZm
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYL5hCubmu
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGV27NMqRmc
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtX6Y1mYA5
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2a9O7tacH4
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiCsKoTXgX
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis9RvkfuS3
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6C4s59a8b5
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpZyZSpyKp
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV4G5m5qKx
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVMsWy4LVE
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樂敏：【嗯。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO6xT8QBIn
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ORtTzQKen
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy4liI7F0l
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6DIrj4p6H
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我：【咁佢現在點？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq19cc18Gz7
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAS6HnVUbHA
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HA0qAVoCq
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjC6wnUtRe
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy25GaosJfp
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlQZQzZXLq
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYApD2Qnqa
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRAPcyg6IM
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHDgiRZaDl
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQISDoxlli
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSD8NiBq7l
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDh7CXct31
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMoEe7eN0Y
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwkY9n6iTu
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0iollW3CJ
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJAGpnyGQK
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBqp3gGVcw
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyovWEiH7gY
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KWFw9c1Cn
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCkMV8RnGk
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAIjza6atl
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmxJZbCPb0
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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