第五回 幾分傷心幾分痴248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilPR00Ulx4
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Xxe0eHHiy
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QdJMHPq3w
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KY51kYvRO
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpjDvbHcPr
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTyvjqkAss
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAIHL9o1ml
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngOUejuRy5
我：[皇…唔係，老婆…妳唔係要OT咩？]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzT4esWNs3
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYxVZxQ7Qx
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJp2mDUPxbC
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLIRZOsosn
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我：[咁…休息下先囉。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g7UuwedAS
當我想返入房時。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRxeYjbF5T
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTDk0ibujq
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我：[好…我現在即刻煮。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRlJ2nVJTn
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPKXtNfnzD
仆街啦…248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOApCImeF0E
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我：[係…呀…]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrvuYB52l0
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老婆：[食乜呀？]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vdu3IZ4gq
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFtRwx1Fmw
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymtXJL3dWl
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHO3hvoYC7
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC34hfNKUkA
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2C7HG1MOE
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnArCva5TLa
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizckZeBgA4
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHNDd7xSLH
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyS2Ci8eLR
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM4cYliUsx
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYUfUpRka2
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dFTYy0lJy
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKtXWPDT1d
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuouISVaoTj
唉，又乜呀…248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiSsJMVuXg
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDaou1yngN
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaLTtoqjUu
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係唔係玩野呀…248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYMWnXZdYD
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2acsfKmP3E
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjPMzEOdSB
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6YqvmH4tC
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCpUqBFNHT
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtucK6wJ8N1
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VnDg1872B
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpoxITytSV
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5Lbd7PppW
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq639LVUVx
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JwBeENgyZ
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樂敏：【好一般。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhjnrphOBT
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykwuKaHfls
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY0U13ymY9
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvL0kwQdan
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcmBDaNde5
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Wp2fOSdoE
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12BIzzLCjr
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0zHLVm5Ui
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXeUq2P1G2
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk0Xtz4ArM
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaoJEsPqHb
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2aNRC6x3q
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bbh3mwsMc
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我：【吓…】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGC3aAssKP
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8K92FfmwR
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRFI5JNXA9
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEa6DtcqmL
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06wbtMl8LZ
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJPIOakvDY
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb98x0XEgoy
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s8kZyYrM9
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo1JWTof6x
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSFx8qzLT2
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2sUbeWhNl
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS47Bt28qx1
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAhQ2LvH1F
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQC3Q60TdC
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdHpNhD8kS
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZmv07rdI2
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06KC425Vx7
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWY3mruub85
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgitey9cet6
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJVyPCwr4u
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58udCm3Oyc
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPqLjjWR3y
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoF0s45GYF
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrlVYPb3cF
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdkSAA4uct
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtmR4f7hcz
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPf1WGaxps
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhKHlsSORx
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樂敏：【嗯。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDWdT4EFFW
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnVvp3L5Qu
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2SDSRRuNt
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKQx33FOHJ
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我：【咁佢現在點？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJngcq0LND
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk7rkEme8x
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaGjNYEAJJ
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu1ywjLe26
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7Q8bAi1kz
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmszLjpta1H
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOrun0KTyp
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0dfTGT9QW
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSE4tQq1M7X
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBY5YiVUQA
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd73HW9PPBL
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHBj2lPv80
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Xa95SOTyz
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYN5vWpd8u
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1U8y6V4RB
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11mGDC3vDj
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJo1h3j8Cif
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgngi9D2xW8
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HABDQH9gI
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd6Je0hIjJ
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QbaxGEaNX
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsTA1vutYV
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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~未完待續~
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