第四回 情人281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQzwH74kla
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究竟男人點解會玩app？特別係人夫，都結咗婚又唔係無得發洩。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogmqgjcpM0
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老婆關係差？定係因為老婆唔想太耐無攪？281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp5ueVFyz9
我諗好多有玩開app嘅女性都聽過以上廢話，作為人夫可以好肯定咁話比女士們知，281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUbxck1R4O
人夫玩app只有一個目的就係呃蝦條。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gshaSZUQw
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咁人妻玩app呢？281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfsoyY0cch
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老公關係差？定係因為老公唔想太耐無做？281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZC0NiXEHZ
我亦相信好多男人都聽過人妻咁話，係到好大膽咁講句以上理由全部都千真萬確。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRaR29l2Zl
從未聽過有女人玩app係呃腸仔，睇我咁好呃都無人呃就知。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuIvr7Ks1I
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JxGug0Wix
樂敏係一個幾open嘅女性，可能因為佢喺外國返嚟鬼妹仔性格，平日我地D對話都夾雜住濃濃四級味，所以佢深受人夫歡迎因為夠放，同佢傾計真係一件既開心又興奮嘅事，有時係會興奮到成個腦都係四級畫面攪到典床典蓆瞓唔到。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ABnT4DLOi
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由於要趕住見客唔得閒同樂敏傾計所以連say bye都無就收埋手機。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNyRNOZfRn
去到人地公司見到reception個女仔係到玩手機，呢D工真好做可惜從來都唔請男人，又話香港無性別歧視嘅。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwenSdrJbx
我：[妳好呀，我約咗陳生架。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN8eHa5KCx
個女仔望都無望我一眼就指一指示意我坐底等。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx8Hnq2r6X
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等咗一陣就見到陳生行出呢，於是我地就入咗間好細嘅會客室傾，個會比想像中快開完。通常D會開得咁快一係好順利，一係連傾都無乜好傾。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxw1GjChktB
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見完客之後心情有D沉重，都係搵樂敏放鬆下順便八卦下，雖然無份做主角啫，聽下咸故偷下師都好丫嗎。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Euh4ROtW8
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKn9ApnOSP
可惜搵唔到樂敏佢已讀不回，好多時玩app識人就係咁，都唔知究竟對方係唔得閒定係唔想傾。有D甚至粒聲唔出Quit咗都有，好彩樂敏唔係D咁嘅人，佢唔覆我九成湊仔。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhK5VUbOYn
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無法啦只好返公司，一開門見到冬叔好似平日一樣咁坐係佢張大班椅上面望住個電話微微嘴笑。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wouJtceOB
我知你地諗乜，佢份人好正氣部手機入面幾乎原廠設定一樣，無game無TG無IG無FB無交友app，係得wechat同whatsapp，而且佢好鍚老婆架唔係我呢D賤男人。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCROl06PzcJ
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjd51uY17v
放底手上嘅野就同冬叔講：[又同老婆傾乜咁開心呀。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqE6dHEdrJO
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8R1c4cdNlG
冬叔收起電話講：[閒計啫，無乜野。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwORYZyN90l
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Q8GArZhuJ
我：[冬叔你真係利害，點解可以結婚咁耐都無聽過你講老婆一句壞話？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEv4UBv4Ys
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPYFiQjDtQ
冬叔起身攞住隻水杯行去湛水，佢係我身邊拍拍我膊頭講：[哈哈，到你去到我咁年紀就會明架啦，係呢個客點呀？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD4Q5BH4aa
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我搖搖頭話：[個客話今年市道唔好唔攞貨。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yi5i8Xhwk
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdN5xf2GQB
冬叔：[現在個市係咁架啦，唔緊要啦，希望在明天丫嗎。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcagla32fV
有時都唔知冬叔係樂觀定只係安撫我情緒，公司咁樣遲早執，佢老人家就話退休啫我四十幾歲無體能無學歷無技術做得D乜？281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcCmuj6dwy
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一如往常做完野就放工返屋，結婚之後就變成往家男人同夜生活講再見，都唔知幾耐無出夜街。今晚老婆又約咗客食飯喎，得返我同個囡兩個人食。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNJEd8h7Xa
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEyBVhPDsj
入到屋見到阿囡又瞓係床上面睇手機，兩條友懶得煮於是同佢講：[囡呀，不如我地落街食。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSncL6ORLj
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWP0u0sVgJ
個囡雙目無神咁望一望我然後搖搖頭。唔知點解呢一代都係咁宅，要佢離開間房真係難度極高，好彩重有殺手鐧。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc8wTpDzCl
我笑笑口講：[壽司喎。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTjJx5pk9B
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHECDNNU1mY
一聽到去食日本野佢即刻有反應：[哦。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUO8qALd8j
平日好難叫得郁佢唯獨係食壽司就最快反應，前世一定係日本妹呢。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQYsp7Hmpw
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kdoiHR932
講起日本妹相信無一個香港男人唔係睇日本AV大，可能因為咁對日本女人有一種近乎痴漢式迷戀，到底佢地係唔係乜都肯玩？佢地D叫聲係唔係真係叫得咁淒厲？所以每一個男人心入面都有一個不可能任務，就係溝日本妹。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlPELCclfD
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGvaX6TxBj
D人話自己個囡係前世情人，雖然我今世溝唔到日本妹前世都叫溝到一個呀，哈哈。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vNdc23af5
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGdh5kYTdk
同個囡去撐枱腳於是去平日食開間日本餐廳，呢間野細細間價錢唔平不過D野幾好食，原因係老細解咗個成就，就係娶咗個日本妹做老婆，見老細瘦骨嶙峋睇怕夜生活異常活躍，真係羨慕死人。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b5IZtdYLY
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49kJnHkTPQ
坐底叫咗個囡最鍾意食嘅海鮮湯烏東、三文魚刺身，我就食三成熟烤羊架、炒野菜、三色刺身同一支玉乃光備前雄町，清酒加刺身真係絕配。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyhEBmNp6Q
色香味俱全嘅食物好快就送到眼前，個囡一邊望住手機一邊食野，新一代都係用手機送飯。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV8KtKNuMF
唔知有幾多家長因為咁而係食飯枱鏟個細路？好彩佢老豆我唔係D虎爸。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7QxxM5Km6
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4knKFsMe5
我：[阿囡食野先啦。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OjpmPg31h
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AC71QURvw
囡：[嗯，打埋兩隻字。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqSf2cMuYW
有時見佢機不離手都係到諗佢會唔會都有玩交友app，不過應該唔會，因為…281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnRhHT0P5y
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TWFCjs96h
我：[又同Candy傾計呀？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzQKHU9lKB
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIdVd6ZTEs
阿囡放底手機攞起快子一手夾住件三文魚刺身點豉油然後放入口，食咗兩啖講：[除咗佢重有邊個。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykYM7UEnNo
望住個囡真係照鏡一樣，不論性格喜好就連人際關係都同自己一模一樣，由細到大我都係無乜朋友佢又係咁，Candy算係佢唯一朋友。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSft24eXuv
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHz8rs52MB
同個囡溝通都叫有方法，就係有共同語言，平日D話題都係離唔開動漫、打機，咁先無代溝。食食下野忽然佢問咗我一個問題。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6rAGIk6wC
唔係問佢喺邊到呢呀，呢D問題小學三年班之後就唔會再問架啦。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSE2prnfuXL
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreQtFZnRpH
佢放底快子好認真咁望住我問：[Daddy，點解你會同媽咪結婚？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9oa6Xyp9v
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAufawxW4e
我：[做乜咁問？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy50yBiSujp
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囡：[覺得你地好怪，明明兩個人都唔夾嘅，性格、喜好、甚至飲食習慣都原完全相反。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjxs5OtFE0
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVnLVRdTxs
我笑笑口話：[哈哈，咁兩公婆一個凹一個凸先係最好丫嗎。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gG4E41rrK
呢句廢話自己講完都覺得無乜說服力。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRTHY5rXIs
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsm9zruqva
囡：[唔覺囉，好似我同Candy咁啱傾先會長久架。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNt9vxCHRT
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LeaNRMKLD
我：[咁妳覺得Daddy愛媽咪多D定媽咪愛Daddy多D？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBuNS5Odi6
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIqEXkFPCF
囡：[你愛媽咪多D。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVijxjzz7NI
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我：[點解呢？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXKyZJXCrp
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囡：[因為平日佢鬧你多D。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokpM8UGO3s
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeuPbeWgNI
我：[哈哈，咁可以係打者愛也。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB0U9ICs52
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqvmIaaVRT
個女搖搖頭話：[Daddy，我十六歲啦，唔係六歲。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKejrviOJ2
估唔到一個十幾歲嘅細路女已經咁醒目。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtadfVELZv
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2rPEAcoZg
我繼續話：[無野嘅，呢D都係溝通方法嘅一種，好多兩公婆都係咁相處，唔係妳鬧我就係我話妳，慢慢就會習慣。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpk6SUOlIW
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囡：[兩個人咁樣互相折磨，做乜要結婚？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6t3Hpx8QtS
呢一句真係唔知點答，因為我都搵緊答案。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrUbFL3TZ6
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我：[妳媽咪以前唔係咁架，總之…婚姻好複雜，所以妳將來真係要諗清楚先好結婚。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75Fl0CY8sh
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囡：[唉…婚姻，我有諗過如果你同媽咪離婚應該跟邊個。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzfcBn2BpV
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWc3u6GlhOr
我：[吓？咁跟邊個？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCUmXZ0bGe
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw7vvvdmqa
囡：[跟媽咪就一定衣食無憂，跟老豆就…]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXySmDwlOkX
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbTzVIhCpk
我：[喂！跟我好差咩？]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOwWlXAjxn
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyr8ujMTc2
囡：[唔係，雖然老豆啱傾，但係…食飯都緊要架。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPbMFY0GrF
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo9gdcPnv6
我笑笑口話：[不孝呀妳。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIyYa2uOi8
的而且確，如果有一日真係離婚，我連自己都攪唔掂重點照顧個囡。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SHn2MYxcl
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOgnjUVR9Z
飲咗啖酒講：[放心啦，Daddy媽咪唔會離婚，的而且確婚姻唔係想像中咁完美，不過老外有一句說話，A ture relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqFg7rsQQw
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03MKG3rQi8
個女笑笑口話：[勁喎，識得講英文。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGS8N0zAe0d
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TiWoMrtge
我：[妳咁睇小老豆呀。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sqhtfze4E
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個女拍住我膊頭講：[放心喎，我對男人無興趣，只會搵女朋友。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPFL6jUSv4
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記得香港某出名風流有錢佬，唔知係唔係食女太多，所以有報應個女係les，281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECb34kaOYt
我都無食過女，但係點解都有個Les嘅女，不過算啦，都唔到我介意。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCjQt1wIRg
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我：[妳開心就得啦，妳做乜Daddy都支持妳。]281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxi9k6Iczsh
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我地兩父女關係似朋友多D，咁樣佢先肯同我講心底說話。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX42XxPHVe
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食完飯返到屋企，一開門已經見到老婆返咗呢。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRgENBmg6y
面濃濃坐係梳化望住部電視，睇怕又唔知邊個辣著佢。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8UcR2VNeY
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~未完待續~281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06sBMWUYSa
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