第四回 情人179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk1s8tpmMH
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究竟男人點解會玩app？特別係人夫，都結咗婚又唔係無得發洩。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSRAH59tBr
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老婆關係差？定係因為老婆唔想太耐無攪？179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiJyhrACQy
我諗好多有玩開app嘅女性都聽過以上廢話，作為人夫可以好肯定咁話比女士們知，179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJeQbWa0gJ
人夫玩app只有一個目的就係呃蝦條。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZjXvdvfR9
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咁人妻玩app呢？179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64xTqkDoUK
因為悶只係想搵人傾計？因為同老公關係差？定係因為老公唔想太耐無做？179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyCHgapgqF
我亦相信好多男人都聽過人妻咁話，係到好大膽咁講句以上理由全部都千真萬確。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaeqiTqvfj
從未聽過有女人玩app係呃腸仔，睇我咁好呃都無人呃就知。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNph8oiML3
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樂敏係一個幾open嘅女性，可能因為佢喺外國返嚟鬼妹仔性格，平日我地D對話都夾雜住濃濃四級味，所以佢深受人夫歡迎因為夠放，同佢傾計真係一件既開心又興奮嘅事，有時係會興奮到成個腦都係四級畫面攪到典床典蓆瞓唔到。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2HA0oFRjJ
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由於要趕住見客唔得閒同樂敏傾計所以連say bye都無就收埋手機。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocepmo0qWC
去到人地公司見到reception個女仔係到玩手機，呢D工真好做可惜從來都唔請男人，又話香港無性別歧視嘅。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIbZgErY42
我：[妳好呀，我約咗陳生架。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9XomPg6pv
個女仔望都無望我一眼就指一指示意我坐底等。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLzAbwGw1L
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等咗一陣就見到陳生行出呢，於是我地就入咗間好細嘅會客室傾，個會比想像中快開完。通常D會開得咁快一係好順利，一係連傾都無乜好傾。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOX2UIgtOS
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見完客之後心情有D沉重，都係搵樂敏放鬆下順便八卦下，雖然無份做主角啫，聽下咸故偷下師都好丫嗎。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD07JoWO24O
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOM4FLXERm
可惜搵唔到樂敏佢已讀不回，好多時玩app識人就係咁，都唔知究竟對方係唔得閒定係唔想傾。有D甚至粒聲唔出Quit咗都有，好彩樂敏唔係D咁嘅人，佢唔覆我九成湊仔。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMxH3hi1pL
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33JtK4Jk3q
無法啦只好返公司，一開門見到冬叔好似平日一樣咁坐係佢張大班椅上面望住個電話微微嘴笑。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnCO9s7hbN
我知你地諗乜，佢份人好正氣部手機入面幾乎原廠設定一樣，無game無TG無IG無FB無交友app，係得wechat同whatsapp，而且佢好鍚老婆架唔係我呢D賤男人。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVpd77AM9u
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBHPT6Nr10
放底手上嘅野就同冬叔講：[又同老婆傾乜咁開心呀。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2AcjvP3ws
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0nr6LV5dj
冬叔收起電話講：[閒計啫，無乜野。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNCTISNgzj
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTwPjYfMSL
我：[冬叔你真係利害，點解可以結婚咁耐都無聽過你講老婆一句壞話？]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV7cYMK4ap
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wLBNUAa1j
冬叔起身攞住隻水杯行去湛水，佢係我身邊拍拍我膊頭講：[哈哈，到你去到我咁年紀就會明架啦，係呢個客點呀？]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbgw5iqxJi
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我搖搖頭話：[個客話今年市道唔好唔攞貨。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIFPhmS5JU
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo2zVQLAM7
冬叔：[現在個市係咁架啦，唔緊要啦，希望在明天丫嗎。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz9wYQEM2a
有時都唔知冬叔係樂觀定只係安撫我情緒，公司咁樣遲早執，佢老人家就話退休啫我四十幾歲無體能無學歷無技術做得D乜？179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eyQNbSRWJ
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一如往常做完野就放工返屋，結婚之後就變成往家男人同夜生活講再見，都唔知幾耐無出夜街。今晚老婆又約咗客食飯喎，得返我同個囡兩個人食。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYU53xEGZM
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkORkimSf4M
入到屋見到阿囡又瞓係床上面睇手機，兩條友懶得煮於是同佢講：[囡呀，不如我地落街食。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJo0Lcdapof
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdGXKe1ADA
個囡雙目無神咁望一望我然後搖搖頭。唔知點解呢一代都係咁宅，要佢離開間房真係難度極高，好彩重有殺手鐧。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgZ9emgulm
我笑笑口講：[壽司喎。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PrfdRcyRp
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHjIPgfdby
一聽到去食日本野佢即刻有反應：[哦。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLVyr25I5j
平日好難叫得郁佢唯獨係食壽司就最快反應，前世一定係日本妹呢。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaoXHMH3wW
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPioVaxOFM
講起日本妹相信無一個香港男人唔係睇日本AV大，可能因為咁對日本女人有一種近乎痴漢式迷戀，到底佢地係唔係乜都肯玩？佢地D叫聲係唔係真係叫得咁淒厲？所以每一個男人心入面都有一個不可能任務，就係溝日本妹。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGNW0zKJZv
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtTLwKCbSp
D人話自己個囡係前世情人，雖然我今世溝唔到日本妹前世都叫溝到一個呀，哈哈。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy48no2gbSw
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcjTzAWbmZ
同個囡去撐枱腳於是去平日食開間日本餐廳，呢間野細細間價錢唔平不過D野幾好食，原因係老細解咗個成就，就係娶咗個日本妹做老婆，見老細瘦骨嶙峋睇怕夜生活異常活躍，真係羨慕死人。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFZjNpU3nN
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcievKKa9Yz
坐底叫咗個囡最鍾意食嘅海鮮湯烏東、三文魚刺身，我就食三成熟烤羊架、炒野菜、三色刺身同一支玉乃光備前雄町，清酒加刺身真係絕配。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkoT04lT9u
色香味俱全嘅食物好快就送到眼前，個囡一邊望住手機一邊食野，新一代都係用手機送飯。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3NiDUG972
唔知有幾多家長因為咁而係食飯枱鏟個細路？好彩佢老豆我唔係D虎爸。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWjaNKGZwK
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchva0TEuPb
我：[阿囡食野先啦。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WiGUtt0h1
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMxxcOVM0z
囡：[嗯，打埋兩隻字。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoOq1GwuvL
有時見佢機不離手都係到諗佢會唔會都有玩交友app，不過應該唔會，因為…179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGWsz6pXWk
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPfxEYWg6g
我：[又同Candy傾計呀？]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRoTGMuIR8
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ5E9k6kcV
阿囡放底手機攞起快子一手夾住件三文魚刺身點豉油然後放入口，食咗兩啖講：[除咗佢重有邊個。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbps0YeeUbw
望住個囡真係照鏡一樣，不論性格喜好就連人際關係都同自己一模一樣，由細到大我都係無乜朋友佢又係咁，Candy算係佢唯一朋友。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQJt3AP70k
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBrzCdBEM8
同個囡溝通都叫有方法，就係有共同語言，平日D話題都係離唔開動漫、打機，咁先無代溝。食食下野忽然佢問咗我一個問題。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGUFyImw5n
唔係問佢喺邊到呢呀，呢D問題小學三年班之後就唔會再問架啦。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL42bTx0yw
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJsnKENkb0
佢放底快子好認真咁望住我問：[Daddy，點解你會同媽咪結婚？]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0RGd8maVQ
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa82UOm4qkD
我：[做乜咁問？]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU15N1BGHvh
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlkXXsnxq3
囡：[覺得你地好怪，明明兩個人都唔夾嘅，性格、喜好、甚至飲食習慣都原完全相反。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQALDBQqbE
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVq6OjpW8OQ
我笑笑口話：[哈哈，咁兩公婆一個凹一個凸先係最好丫嗎。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTyaH9I64x
呢句廢話自己講完都覺得無乜說服力。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfSdAUkcKn
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnwxJAy8eB
囡：[唔覺囉，好似我同Candy咁啱傾先會長久架。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHtjhjDYK4
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaYwKFyudW
我：[咁妳覺得Daddy愛媽咪多D定媽咪愛Daddy多D？]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ylNq1vqFf
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4znhEhjLo5
囡：[你愛媽咪多D。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVq5PShSrXl
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0skRtGRCaQ
我：[點解呢？]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzDJTf5kkt
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囡：[因為平日佢鬧你多D。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkKk4X5smB
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWercD38M9X
我：[哈哈，咁可以係打者愛也。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rccJPokRd
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNUAunKUp7
個女搖搖頭話：[Daddy，我十六歲啦，唔係六歲。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKWkkGzbwf
估唔到一個十幾歲嘅細路女已經咁醒目。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszluL8ElJv
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9MHHJr5DV
我繼續話：[無野嘅，呢D都係溝通方法嘅一種，好多兩公婆都係咁相處，唔係妳鬧我就係我話妳，慢慢就會習慣。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkjyoJOT4f
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囡：[兩個人咁樣互相折磨，做乜要結婚？]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZxZpy5ngQ
呢一句真係唔知點答，因為我都搵緊答案。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMF5oBNi0G
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OHvrIpEz5
我：[妳媽咪以前唔係咁架，總之…婚姻好複雜，所以妳將來真係要諗清楚先好結婚。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9H3TGeK8e
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmd3nFIxZfl
囡：[唉…婚姻，我有諗過如果你同媽咪離婚應該跟邊個。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYumg2euenh
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我：[吓？咁跟邊個？]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPEY0l9p0K
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囡：[跟媽咪就一定衣食無憂，跟老豆就…]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUdm2JyImF
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldwUnglSKt
我：[喂！跟我好差咩？]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcfh2iMc4F
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIRGfQXmJ9
囡：[唔係，雖然老豆啱傾，但係…食飯都緊要架。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0JYWxG5F7
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2agx7ac0cK
我笑笑口話：[不孝呀妳。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTGtxDw7IW
的而且確，如果有一日真係離婚，我連自己都攪唔掂重點照顧個囡。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrdVzL8mfr
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXYlmZQsM9
飲咗啖酒講：[放心啦，Daddy媽咪唔會離婚，的而且確婚姻唔係想像中咁完美，不過老外有一句說話，A ture relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSczSa3yhDS
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20T9tLfSuK
個女笑笑口話：[勁喎，識得講英文。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbw2qc5xP6
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyLRB3WW26
我：[妳咁睇小老豆呀。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetStCdQiUW
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個女拍住我膊頭講：[放心喎，我對男人無興趣，只會搵女朋友。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXAniNLxGZ
179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHLSlXL0oD
記得香港某出名風流有錢佬，唔知係唔係食女太多，所以有報應個女係les，179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV85pygc1NK
我都無食過女，但係點解都有個Les嘅女，不過算啦，都唔到我介意。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfJccwuqPW
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我：[妳開心就得啦，妳做乜Daddy都支持妳。]179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNceBJguo2
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我地兩父女關係似朋友多D，咁樣佢先肯同我講心底說話。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vCKQWb5Q0
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食完飯返到屋企，一開門已經見到老婆返咗呢。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAlfQpw29X
面濃濃坐係梳化望住部電視，睇怕又唔知邊個辣著佢。179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Xm0wZVLHM
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~未完待續~179Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdtfplzmGS
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