《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnGuUo3Avr

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQ5Dn8IWGa
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「答對囉！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtU6NbSELn8
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1mv2qRSWP
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkJqSd6D5a
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「咦咦咦！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5Vdu0KkpV
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYcXs7Y5R6
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3P5Ok7iFp
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「要開始囉！一號！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZJX8qCWE2
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是三岐。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QXN6RU2aG
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylsSAn2awe
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp4sEyw4Qs
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVnQn0Ublk
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後面追著兩個人。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpttUJ2q1C
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRI7J1FJkP2
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftRtM9oq3U
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPzMNwx473
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我加快腳步。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMBHpWOoPg
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjhIrwt6C6
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBKL0bDWn9
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWrNW4xjZM
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNdX3y3OGi
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAnO1aQLPV
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuzZ5cm9xh
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNsWSqfAVz
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AovyJljKj
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三岐走下台。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1TpxM1wAF
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrNNHNG9kj
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq5Z8X0Rcf
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6TACUAwqL
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn6f8JaD6b
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZwA9pgvFh
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pRJeLbVh4
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlfh7doFfF
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmLrwEMGDq
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「五十。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlNxOOVHNC
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPitFCA9a4M
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwuYf0cUos
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhofioYNNG
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHu08w39cmt
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPudT2bLgOa
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「因為這是背景設定。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWB6WEZVEf
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGPnHhRSjb
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTneicrYV6
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「再縮短一點。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczVnReG0pN
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TjLk7oOfy
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「再短一點。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNYq8hpYWz
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9kz2Y1HxX
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUbFqo2aPs
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8b29dNSKZ
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「世債哈樓。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDXVoYswRa
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLtDAM4CFv
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWLWhNJVAX
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OQl9qPLnj
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「請把酒放回桌上。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbmIoisfOo
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHovepgawN6
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbu6S7TeZC
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBmUo2iJUR
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbHgiMcGfo
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoPZ9OSLCA
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ661LwUbNKJ
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUmOiNW0up
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIipPe86LIX
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5WMxhpyzM
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjWTf7rGJA
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw973XyknTI
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「貓公爵是什麼？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfkvU34Rru
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJTlfFlmcz
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiTV4EH9rR
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQbj1FapBm
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJUGoZAqBQ
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOydGwjAb8
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjI5k9pqWLp
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「三等於八。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54kwyTM6MS
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBN3S7iZUkv
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfKeLR5nG5
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3no1flqdD5
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkzJsc4PPP
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkhTRFQNNC
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMveX8UV7E
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你們這群小王八蛋。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9NabpoyMk
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJHN7zFwqP
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdTIgkOefT
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuRyrN0mGX
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOZ4QbMgX1
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMThOrlcef
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQGDMbd360
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0aWY8Lqvu
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WcDWcZjv7
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMSL9bgqJ9
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAmpqHdqRt
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoCYXPD1OD
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「廢話！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdupQ5kt4ta
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvN1dsKmJY
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVxuYTzjVm
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lt4K9DziH
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePPg3nsD10
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDjVvf4FsH
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmO9P3ouHf9
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RHPQk24VX
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWthu7DsFmF
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYYAN9hXf4
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9DVE024rK
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WAEtcS5Sz
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfvh9czFPA
這時，小女孩───」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcXZZlRQt5
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYlMiTi2uQ
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCDm0dLSDf
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuaf10jGPL
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQy8UIjsQq
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「完美結尾！？」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNaCu1JRR8
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbisf3baDJp

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w4hq1lKIS
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaVsfwQg7X
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難得沒有事件發生。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUhMEowU3b
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柳困依然單身。

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