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無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCANi4WMCQ
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyAD0V6Crb
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平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3svjbcXrci
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7h9hto43KQ
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs7EITXfsR
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVj6zPO6fU
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRt21GnEXhQ
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vARVgj9nQ
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8ptD3kfH9
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHgPy3NCx8
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuDg1DPnHb
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靚女：【馬會？】252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiicIGGWyhM
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwUP9jtzbJ
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxC0Skz8vaH
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzYGWOmBgm
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ061gKUhPh1
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP75EY7GAAv
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxT7asKyvHH
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFlk3AVrL1
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO7RL4oq0J
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嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlUORjQLC1
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9FJ5YPrli
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpElJZfOXq4
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioaDWxgZSR
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUkC4LhBHn
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtf4IeNX3o7
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH3AWQUeAk
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNgSOwp5GH
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK40bmjSAFt
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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