第二十六回 ふれあい198Please respect copyright.PENANAMup6RRTVMN
198Please respect copyright.PENANA0llTPkXSUP
聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北,住淺水灣歧視住柴灣,港島區歧視九龍區,西九歧視東九,九龍塘歧視上水,新界西歧視新界北,當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。198Please respect copyright.PENANA1tCkHHy6dT
198Please respect copyright.PENANApdIVQhqfEs
作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區,自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢,主要當然係送貨。198Please respect copyright.PENANAXnc6Zc0aXY
198Please respect copyright.PENANAhulkcQWXIp
不過今日有小小例外,因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。198Please respect copyright.PENANAcbTawp6GBS
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖,好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬,同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。198Please respect copyright.PENANAMRzwJNaPs8
198Please respect copyright.PENANALYAQiGX8Vy
中午時份過到呢,見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤,點解佢地好似唔洗做咁?198Please respect copyright.PENANAggR69Eywgk
198Please respect copyright.PENANAew8zMiUMLJ
望住手機個地址,喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。198Please respect copyright.PENANA54wGauWVN2
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到,如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳,個價錢真心貴。198Please respect copyright.PENANAigloebqM7c
198Please respect copyright.PENANAPaQ3cDloIB
一入到去以後自己去咗外國,有好多七彩玻璃裝飾,木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下,淺藍色天花同白色牆,d枱放得唔算太密,小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到,成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。198Please respect copyright.PENANASmrENZjFLu
198Please respect copyright.PENANAmjpGj2gE4n
望望下有人向我揮手,原來亞儷已經到咗,仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到,估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。198Please respect copyright.PENANANdTC0PZb8A
198Please respect copyright.PENANAv7GXXAFcE1
立即行埋去:[到咗好耐呀?]198Please respect copyright.PENANAo2lEHnSxqq
198Please respect copyright.PENANA0eTAdrgcQt
亞儷:[唔係,早你小小啫。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAthp76HBPII
佢望住我忍唔住笑。198Please respect copyright.PENANAARLQadUlvv
198Please respect copyright.PENANAB2PiBN4qwH
我問:[做乜?]198Please respect copyright.PENANA8GUJ2JHabC
198Please respect copyright.PENANAD0GXG0Tqh3
亞儷:[今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。]198Please respect copyright.PENANApruHhjDYrj
198Please respect copyright.PENANAUKYDJSE56D
我:[點同呢,今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAK7O2rv1YOa
雖然無著老西,不過點都著返條長褲,唔係街坊裝。198Please respect copyright.PENANAP14kQVmfjc
198Please respect copyright.PENANAl2NrjprRa2
坐底之後亞儷話:[叫野食先啦。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAMhLmr4DWum
198Please respect copyright.PENANAEmv1nqQOS8
攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯,不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為,好彩仲識分魚同肉。198Please respect copyright.PENANASqRhvKMTvw
198Please respect copyright.PENANAKa2K2qokbg
當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時,佢又係全英,果然係做閪人生意。198Please respect copyright.PENANAjljd1bmuR4
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文,望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。198Please respect copyright.PENANAdYqw70o0w7
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫,只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。198Please respect copyright.PENANAmyNDD1AOQk
198Please respect copyright.PENANAUZcl925mJP
侍應行開之後我問:[妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架,做乜突然轉地方?]198Please respect copyright.PENANAp6nGz1BRKI
198Please respect copyright.PENANAyQl6gBQ7qD
亞儷:[啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野,費事比佢地撞到啦。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAZc05HbdPON
198Please respect copyright.PENANAcEJG5SHncY
我:[哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAUvkBe4wkDh
198Please respect copyright.PENANAYjZTKIQT7e
亞儷一手指住我話:[你仲好講,前日比你老婆撞到正,問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。]198Please respect copyright.PENANA1ULI32HoC3
198Please respect copyright.PENANAJr2xM3x2oz
我:[哈哈,唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。]198Please respect copyright.PENANASDz61unOAG
198Please respect copyright.PENANAsZlFTcLibO
亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話:[咁仲唔快d講。]198Please respect copyright.PENANA6LotQnnZ3J
198Please respect copyright.PENANAdlP8FYAP1K
我:[唉…唔好提,個身仲痛緊。]198Please respect copyright.PENANA5LFTiK6g8U
198Please respect copyright.PENANAAxFQ7keVHF
亞儷好愕然:[唔係呀,佢郁手打你呀?]198Please respect copyright.PENANA0csozMqj6Q
198Please respect copyright.PENANAKhciejflUu
我:[點止打呀,仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。]198Please respect copyright.PENANA26qM1xvICI
198Please respect copyright.PENANAxz0n0NFbIB
亞儷:[吓,咁你無事丫嗎?]198Please respect copyright.PENANAnJYggJOgoq
198Please respect copyright.PENANACQFGuNkyVY
我:[之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAtJNzEL57VT
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑,聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。198Please respect copyright.PENANAdTSyFr1VhR
198Please respect copyright.PENANAghjH5flFBp
亞儷:[點呀,係唔係玩我呀?]198Please respect copyright.PENANAd2VycKeQva
198Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ5g3aFZNl
我:[哈哈,講下笑啫。]198Please respect copyright.PENANA5BPdbEB0Kq
198Please respect copyright.PENANAvMoaa9TBEa
亞儷:[你再唔講我就走啦。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAX8F0WLFL1v
198Please respect copyright.PENANAifMKuzJ7pq
我:[okok,我咪照直同佢講囉。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAmbpodVBFOV
198Please respect copyright.PENANAYDbAsu2w1i
亞儷面黑黑:[仲玩呀。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAicSTE9zlH3
講完準備起身。198Please respect copyright.PENANAWC0FYW38hx
198Please respect copyright.PENANAVhsKMf8JOf
我:[我講真架,妳聽埋先啦。]198Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZK4hTl5M3
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。198Please respect copyright.PENANAdG97mMas3D
198Please respect copyright.PENANATt20GCHUHf
相信唔只亞儷,好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。198Please respect copyright.PENANAJm44lKXWd2
等我帶大家返去兩日前先,以下乃高難度動作,家中有細路嘅你(妳)切勿模仿。198Please respect copyright.PENANAAxyhBOdjZH
198Please respect copyright.PENANACjhmQBmO65
話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。198Please respect copyright.PENANA5ftyi66kqW
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白,望住老婆面上表情,感受到濃烈殺氣,睇怕都死L硬。198Please respect copyright.PENANAKWQiGAOpSs
198Please respect copyright.PENANA8gAjFZhn45
正常人應該可以準備身後事,幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。198Please respect copyright.PENANAwVVCdH2d4o
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷,若無期事咁同佢講:[有乜野我再call妳,byebye。]198Please respect copyright.PENANATbRjX67X1k
198Please respect copyright.PENANAutjO3weQOy
雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算,但係佢都無乜可以做,唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩,只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。198Please respect copyright.PENANAUypsgJanNh
198Please respect copyright.PENANAlxZH18J8RR
睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。198Please respect copyright.PENANAvaA8LIJUtU
198Please respect copyright.PENANAoSyJLDl1iM
老婆當然黑晒面問:[我問你呀,佢係邊個呀?]198Please respect copyright.PENANA5XsUGmIkEL
198Please respect copyright.PENANAb5JtDGAVSe
我深深吸一口氣,然後話:[實不相瞞,啱啱約咗位人妻,打算同佢偷食。]198Please respect copyright.PENANACwSgWiawFs
198Please respect copyright.PENANAQrPgQRX8LB
老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話:[乜話?]198Please respect copyright.PENANASlPb941VFc
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地,睇呢危險程度又再升多一級,都係唔好再玩火。198Please respect copyright.PENANAx0ZcZbCFPm
198Please respect copyright.PENANAjD0YTaUHXG
我:[老婆妳冷靜D先,妳望一望我。]198Please respect copyright.PENANATkezI0CrTo
198Please respect copyright.PENANAiAscT2vgHd
老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。198Please respect copyright.PENANA0wrHfoieI7
我繼續講:[妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架?妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。]198Please respect copyright.PENANANR2opARsBu
198Please respect copyright.PENANAuBgUE69S4G
老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問:[你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。]198Please respect copyright.PENANA67iwNarBMm
198Please respect copyright.PENANA2arr4NAql4
睇呢仲未撲息d火。198Please respect copyright.PENANAyKSsHhbyIe
我:[仲可以有乜女人搵我丫,一睇就知啦,著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAJhW2yVMDiB
198Please respect copyright.PENANA1m4aPf34jG
老婆:[無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀?]198Please respect copyright.PENANATkveux8t0y
198Please respect copyright.PENANAKcaSQrLlhq
我:[轉MPF呀皇帝。]198Please respect copyright.PENANA05QVcuxm3N
呢個合情合理嘅理由,睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足,可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。198Please respect copyright.PENANAktUeT5uzN1
198Please respect copyright.PENANAKricYVzJlb
老婆繼續面黑黑咁話:[今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀?]198Please respect copyright.PENANAUtCmckwPVf
198Please respect copyright.PENANAUEIQhaE1lv
我:[咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀,鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。]198Please respect copyright.PENANANLZ8giqpKz
198Please respect copyright.PENANAMVePfT9A8o
老婆基本上係無理我答乜,佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次,不過我都無聽佢講乜,只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。198Please respect copyright.PENANAF2mpDbX6ne
198Please respect copyright.PENANAOmtJ84fFNB
一路行個心已經係到偷笑,估唔到咁都無事,無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格,佢對我有絕對信任,唔係信我唔會出軌,而係信我無本事出軌。198Please respect copyright.PENANAq34z3T6QCd
198Please respect copyright.PENANAl3QWU88Umy
亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話:[咁都可以甩身,睇呢我要對你從新估計。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAevIYvSDZHj
198Please respect copyright.PENANAkyfenF9Nfd
我:[估計乜?]198Please respect copyright.PENANAoNmo8a8OJn
198Please respect copyright.PENANAN3N5AOYaL2
亞儷:[你講野有幾多成係真囉。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAAo2VXpeBpK
198Please respect copyright.PENANAPF56ZYGn4s
我:[都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫,呃人好辛苦架。]198Please respect copyright.PENANALcmdSpYRDH
無錯,講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。198Please respect copyright.PENANAcbQ0EuVGeK
198Please respect copyright.PENANA8ySobCDD7i
我:[係呢,做乜今日妳無返工?]198Please respect copyright.PENANAN92nXQUzAZ
198Please respect copyright.PENANAmi4SOq7raD
亞儷笑笑口話:[今朝唔知醒。]198Please respect copyright.PENANATvGq2626U6
198Please respect copyright.PENANArAVqAkgxGn
我:[尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀?]198Please respect copyright.PENANA1EsB3snncM
198Please respect copyright.PENANAVcdSoRM533
亞儷搖搖頭話:[唔係,尋晚食咗d安眠藥。]198Please respect copyright.PENANArQ85ahPKoH
198Please respect copyright.PENANACV7UVtERta
我:[做乜事要食藥?]198Please respect copyright.PENANAl3dkEDkyb0
198Please respect copyright.PENANAFy63x4SPBc
亞儷個樣有d無奈:[平日都瞓得唔好,食咗一排藥架啦。]198Please respect copyright.PENANAHgBywEL9Fb
198Please respect copyright.PENANAzEBmrC9LQ9
我:[係唔係太大壓力?]198Please respect copyright.PENANA99gDA7yauA
198Please respect copyright.PENANAoULfU42XbQ
亞儷:[都市人有邊個無壓力。]198Please respect copyright.PENANA1j1FKZvNJ9
咁佢又無講錯,近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交,證明大家都好大壓力。198Please respect copyright.PENANA2bW3S3ILlr
198Please respect copyright.PENANAQQDikPdhwZ
於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作,我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱,政府宣傳都有講啦,做炒散又有乜好怕喎,生命無希望前路唔洗創,主要都係聽下佢講公司野,好快我地就食完個lunch。198Please respect copyright.PENANAwF7zsvWIUW
198Please respect copyright.PENANA0zymDxaDJN
我:[妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀?]198Please respect copyright.PENANA02jSXW1aqL
198Please respect copyright.PENANApcd9pgHQb4
亞儷:[係呀。]198Please respect copyright.PENANADniYEgaWrB
198Please respect copyright.PENANAvQ0VnRmkNe
佢未必想我知佢住邊,都係喺門口各自各走好d。198Please respect copyright.PENANAZFFMv2bFNO
我:[咁我唔阻妳啦,bye bye。]198Please respect copyright.PENANApCRmJbEIbW
198Please respect copyright.PENANAFt7Zo42tsd
正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。198Please respect copyright.PENANA9qvBSShuI0
亞儷:[明呀,你趕唔趕時間呀?]198Please respect copyright.PENANAgyxjAEdFE6
198Please respect copyright.PENANAY0c5eMdStq
我:[唔趕呀,做乜呀?]198Please respect copyright.PENANAqArDjRNYhd
198Please respect copyright.PENANAQweztz10wb
亞儷:[咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。]198Please respect copyright.PENANARy751vQsaF
198Please respect copyright.PENANAFqinvJOhrw
剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦,既然叫到梗係無問題啦。198Please respect copyright.PENANAtfxG0k62JV
198Please respect copyright.PENANAZZtLgH8V0T
198Please respect copyright.PENANAICCr2ReyBZ
~未完待續~198Please respect copyright.PENANA8bPk14Kr3T
198Please respect copyright.PENANASfsjdgA5kl