作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6YqR8IlAg先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxomZTFwOa
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffvzD6IDD0
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLH2gatuii3
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaaASbP9ZE
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT942udIvJ
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6IApTqSaS
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSjsnxcF39
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMfCYiM5vu
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdvXzt1VKw
好讀書，不求甚解；1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DUJvRMbuj
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDNKUBffun
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAC33K2g0v
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlT38KzEd6
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesIiVybtCS
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngEiGVakBn
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusA6RnOJTM
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWkFMCn2RJ
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebOCQ1bEjZ
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6FQinrG5S
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxeZhImzeg
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmILRySTbhY
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JpceCI44q
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcS8HCm2w2
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nSzBxfdVc
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64pr2k1a3y
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdcbObsv96
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK219nQlyE
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGN8pLffiS
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBN7guObfS
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGHEOYfv31
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFsHqrMHtQ
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bYORVvBIE
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMOxISiB1s
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ASzqPztGY
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvGMOonDlX
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44G3F75QOK
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0QA3aRu85
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlp5m5R4oR
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbcY8Iq8ef
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm0ArUBpKM
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk6edDHUul
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3vjbdeKA8
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeauTpU5lJH
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcAD8oeLtE
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl8xHEUmr6
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2objZztLj
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
