作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJV95iYLXb先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAG0MLDmB1
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZFGtpoxYg
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r2bwnxL4h
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hklwSXHtr
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VbctmBbnQ
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03Gw4MwjNn
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好讀書，不求甚解；1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XUnSB6sCU
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALtZX8OmgF
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjfvsZZa0D
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNqnMW7yVn
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHuddmwoI6
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mdFRMPThk
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbIjOQv8Cj
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8N180UxKc
1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uLjIq9Ouc
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpZ7GMN6Bd
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM7k5KPjXC
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yc2jKCiLg
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbKYkyFU3j
1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8XT2SgWRK
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZUXg4v8Lj
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PVduNWfYj
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8Zzba7yJ6
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueUDIDl87G
1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ1h2fgxhP
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEWkY0CisJ
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaDHoPv9RC
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfIR9ilEKY
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wogmIosOn
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5v8nYsnso
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDGx5oN6kT
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR6TmiiHsN
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J4m7qzYCQ
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQzBgtV6LA
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXJRf2dF0r
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVJDtfzHN7
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
