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曾經有一位朋友同我批命，佢話我條命入面無桃花唔會有女人緣，諗落又係，喺我平淡乏味嘅人生入面出現過嘅女人真係小過五個。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3w2zRJgO6
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我問朋友命可唔可以改？佢話：理論上唔得，但實際上可以，好睇個人。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABsCmllL27
我問：咁啫係點？280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEKGjO0F5r
佢話：情況就好似行山一樣，你可以跟住山路向山頂行上去，條路一定係最易行最舒服，咁唔跟得唔得？當然可以啦，你可以自己用開山刀劈條山路出呢行上山架，不過你需要有好強大嘅毅力同意志，重有你會好辛苦。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8rI5wMcdt
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我係一個唔信命嘅人，自問每次打機都係Hardmode爆機，深信自己有能力改變命運。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX1UYVoz5m
咁到底係人定勝天？定係天意難為？280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59TddxaiNv
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手機屏幕上顯示280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfewkNXKOY7
【妳好嗎？】280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiGQnxNKPR
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【你單身？】280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlCqy1BNz1
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【唔係呀，人夫一名。】280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoHVhj03kc
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【結咗婚重玩app溝女,正一死賤狗公。】280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ294kgqSJt7
對方鬧完呢句就走咗，如果你問我比人鬧有乜感覺？已經麻木咗。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GwqP23BCi
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作為一個已婚男人玩交友app比人小到九彩都習以為常，唔係我有被虐狂，只可以講句針唔吉到肉唔知痛，所以唔好企係道德高地批判我。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l7zjUsMVb
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相信每一個人玩app都有佢嘅原因，從來都無打算掩飾我係一個仆街，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEcZLQHkIS
至於點解會玩app？兩個字講完，心野，都玩咗幾年app叻就唔夠膽講，算係有小小心得咁啦。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvEcZaZ5tV
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Sorry唔記得介紹下我係邊個添，大家好，我叫黃小明，係一位人夫。一聽到呢個名好多人第一句就係問我有無上廣州，答案係無。呢個名可以帶比人無限歡樂理應係好事，但係有無人可以理下我感受？280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0uZzqY6ai
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講返我嘅故事先，應該由邊到開始講好呢？就由嗰到開始啦。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQbcrOvzUl
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話說係四十幾年前，一個風雨飄移嘅晚上，一個無打算呢嚟到呢個世界嘅BB出咗世。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83drsl9Iac
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最衰死鬼老豆唔係李嘉誠，既無錢又無品老粗一名，再加上亞媽要搵食，朝七晚十二，所以由細到大都無乜人理我邊青一個，身邊有D朋友跟咗大佬行古感，原本我都好想去，可惜個大佬話唔收，佢個理由係每次叫我做野佢都會忍唔住笑，好似係，小明去收數，又或者係小明去劈友，好重違和感喎。我有提議去賣老番買四仔架，佢又話我把聲唔夠磁性講唔出四仔係九樓，九樓有四仔嘅神韻，整定我行唔成古惑。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fAnSO3nTA
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出嚟做野之後先知呢個世界根本就係充滿謊話，讀書時教我地做人要老實，但係實際上係好多野都係呃人，好似菠蘿包無菠蘿，龍蝦丸無龍蝦，海南無海南雞飯，就連睇咸片都係封面殺手，想發達就要不擇手段，唔係嘅話只係忠忠直直終須乞食。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3fUniTg0I
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係呢個殘酷嘅社會浸淫多年學識一樣必需嘅求生技能，就係講大話。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGDVDLcsY4
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你地唔好笑呀，每日望下新聞你就知有幾多成功人士，高官達人，名流紳士都係大話連篇，我都係跟佢地學下野之嗎。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PgR5bFalD
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估唔到呢個技能對我玩app溝女都有好大幫助，等我慢慢同你地講下點解。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWFS0ZV04P
記得玩app第一日已經識到女，重要係靚女添大家係唔係好羨慕呢？280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOXq0p5mK4
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不知不覺原來都已經係幾年前嘅事，話說嗰日同平常一樣。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiA7nQz87n
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冬叔：[明仔呀，收工啦早D返屋企陪老婆啦。]280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aSZxJNVan
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我：[得啦，做埋小小手尾就走啦。]280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDfVFFcKv9
冬叔係我老闆，雖然已經六到尾就退休，不過好健康好有活力成日行山同打波，大好人一個，有D行家走佢數佢都無追，所以佢無發達…280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KWgNx7tka
係冬叔間鞋廠都做咗十幾年，睇住間公司由十幾人係大陸有廠嘅中小形公司縮到得返我同佢兩條友嘅蚊形公司，可以話見證一個行業嘅式微。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEcIn1bSFd
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收工之後返到屋企，一打開門既無熱烈歡迎亦無轉呢飯香，只係聽到個囡係房笑得好大聲。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4WRAsENpH
我：[阿囡，做緊乜呀？]280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2W1pcokjRs
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個囡當然無應我啦，行入廚房放底手上面嘅餸再行過去佢間房，見到佢睇緊youtuber笑到拍晒手。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1lV1X7YCB
你地唔好以為佢一定係嗰D好開心好樂天嘅細路，啱啱相反佢問題多多同現在D後生一樣，無乜目標唔鍾意讀書，對呢個世界好多不滿好負面，正宗憤怒青年。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZyxDvlCTp
不過對我呢講佢將來搵唔搵到錢都唔重要，見到佢開心已經足夠，呢個囡可以話係我命根。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGthmh172X
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睇完阿囡嗱嗱聲去煮飯，作為一家之煮我唔煮飯就無得食。同一時間聽到大門傳呢鎖匙聲，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvs7BXaMCN
門一打開一把好熟識嘅聲音：[我返呢啦。]280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGQv7V9Jl9
呢個係我老婆，佢性格同個女啱啱相反係一個樂天派乜都講正量，同時佢亦係一個工作狂經常OT，有時好夜先返，不過今日例外。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqaeeSTnlN
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我：[做乜今日咁早呀。]280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dUkMch1WH
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老婆：[係呀，出街見完客所以費時再返公司。]280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGPhTamISK
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我：[咁妳等多一陣，好快就食得。]280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs7g2xyCgN
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作為一個全能住家男人要整三個餸真係零難度半粒鐘就攪掂晒，食飯時聽下個女講下D youtuber攪笑野，又聽下老婆呻下D公事同埋同事嘅野，同好多人一樣我地都係一個好平凡嘅家庭。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghVolYvbzs
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食完飯洗埋碗就坐係電腦面前無聊睇下討論區，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOGKBVDRim
每日最放鬆嘅時間就係一個人坐係房無人騷擾，可以清清靜靜咁上網睇下野聽下歌。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDPtqOFQzz
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睇睇下野見到有人講起玩交友app，對我呢D部手機只係用呢打機嘅中佬呢講完全唔知有呢D 咁嘅app，見佢地講到眉飛色舞好似好易食到女咁，呢個又話食過十幾條女，嗰個又話自己溝到幾個人妻，攪到心癢癢。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MLdOFZIFz
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結婚十幾年自問都係一個好老公無出去玩無識過任何異性，但係對一個人對得耐難免有D悶。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRduwyWm0Vf
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望一望老婆係廳出面棟起腳坐係梳化睇緊電視個樣，雖然話係屋企可以放鬆啫，都唔係咁無儀態呀成個男人咁呀。唔知人地老婆會唔會係咁？於是好奇心驅使之下攞部手機出呢download咗個app試下玩下，整完一輪設定一入app好快就有人add。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3atF04EUe
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估唔到D女人咁主動，定係我吸引力高呢？哈哈。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U9HYiauWK
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當時我以為玩app溝女真係好似網上D人講得咁易，原來只係我太天真太無知，其實係一場鬥智鬥力嘅遊戲，而且一D都唔易。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHSATAklVt
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~未完待續~
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