第十八回 Help250Please respect copyright.PENANAUfnX970daR
250Please respect copyright.PENANAI37mQwP7Wp
睇討論區好得意,無論係事時版又好飲食版都好,就算係寵物版玩具版甚至係宗教版都一樣有人鍾意嘈交。都係離不開立場唔同啫其實有乜好嘈,比你贏咗又點?250Please respect copyright.PENANA8hJ28bDIHB
250Please respect copyright.PENANA0SeaiRNxWF
自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人,就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊,呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。250Please respect copyright.PENANA9mMB83hfCg
250Please respect copyright.PENANAfcI3kNdEBI
咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火,你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦,又唔係喎。250Please respect copyright.PENANA1hXmKUWZaC
250Please respect copyright.PENANAhrfmJzJdJs
話說啱啱見到有人用五十歲人妻呢做自介,於是好奇add呢傾下。250Please respect copyright.PENANAIEkFdq6SJH
250Please respect copyright.PENANAjjrdHY6kxu
我:【好少見人咁老實寫自己年齡喎。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAqrMkLVWBeA
250Please respect copyright.PENANA6S6HxARfbF
五十歲人妻:【無所謂啦,你係到搵乜架?】250Please respect copyright.PENANAT5wSySQq3D
唉,又係呢D問題,真係答到悶。250Please respect copyright.PENANA8gVRr5n5BC
250Please respect copyright.PENANAYSlszM4vS0
我:【無乜野搵,只係想搵人傾下計啫。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAOhzHeoDDOI
250Please respect copyright.PENANAIzxc0nzGzJ
五十歲人妻:【真係?如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣?】250Please respect copyright.PENANAwKSQqVUUWJ
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出,況且我現在係醫院出條命。250Please respect copyright.PENANAJQFCrPULCe
250Please respect copyright.PENANAKHu8ptwlOa
我:【唔會囉。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAVFZ6slQcXE
250Please respect copyright.PENANAgYoKRoPpFN
五十歲人妻:【點解?呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩?】250Please respect copyright.PENANA0STXrcMiap
又唔可以話佢錯嘅只係我今日唔得啫。250Please respect copyright.PENANABkc1tixWb2
250Please respect copyright.PENANAYPuM2TGVNQ
我:【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】250Please respect copyright.PENANA4eDVhBW6FU
250Please respect copyright.PENANAofPwHawgMr
五十歲人妻:【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAoV6t9nyEqO
講到明就唚啦,邊有女人會咁主動丫,十成係D呃錢啦,見無聊先同妳玩兩野咋。250Please respect copyright.PENANAjXAjlH5OMl
250Please respect copyright.PENANAx9Zuh3vFUs
我:【真係唔係想偷食呢。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAJlov35uXDk
正所謂敵不動我不動,睇下佢下一招出乜先。250Please respect copyright.PENANAF73ffuH1t1
250Please respect copyright.PENANAuLYVRiApPo
五十歲人妻:【哈哈,你係第一個say No嘅人,通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAsVmutRx5rl
係喎,點解我唔記得呢招,失敗。250Please respect copyright.PENANAq1xMN62vIu
250Please respect copyright.PENANASlZw1eGcIn
我:【佢地餓啫,咁妳因乜事玩app?】250Please respect copyright.PENANA1O4JR466np
250Please respect copyright.PENANAZFGd8Uv9B7
五十歲人妻:【悶囉。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAlzQ2e73vOO
十個人妻十個都話悶架啦,試下佢先。250Please respect copyright.PENANAMR68GsHaWI
250Please respect copyright.PENANAmtXJhKFArI
我:【咁妳有無約過?】250Please respect copyright.PENANAnHPQhzaSvp
250Please respect copyright.PENANAuAmNpedohN
五十歲人妻:【有一個,食過一次飯。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAbATdFlSfvB
250Please respect copyright.PENANAZZBqXevLlI
我:【無下場咩?】250Please respect copyright.PENANApjXKPYYQzr
250Please respect copyright.PENANAgbOvy0gDRb
五十歲人妻:【無呀?咁你做乜玩app呀人夫?】250Please respect copyright.PENANAlTKvLo4NMI
250Please respect copyright.PENANAyfYm9td5fh
我:【悶囉。】250Please respect copyright.PENANA2ymnJAaRZ3
250Please respect copyright.PENANANVlc16RPa9
五十歲人妻:【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】250Please respect copyright.PENANANOZunPR9OF
250Please respect copyright.PENANAoEpl6qxjCr
我:【老婆唔多理我。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAeq9EuKGhzT
250Please respect copyright.PENANAGiYVmyYMNF
五十歲人妻:【你有無工介紹呀?】250Please respect copyright.PENANA5wCNnaruUI
吓?玩app搵工?真係第一次撞到喎,定係扮媛交?250Please respect copyright.PENANAwWMlsYDd28
250Please respect copyright.PENANA1EwmCkTlqI
我:【唔怕辛苦咪做飲食囉,譚仔長期請人,再唔係麥記囉。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAdVHFYm18tL
250Please respect copyright.PENANAuczREAU6gR
五十歲人妻:【做嗰D工咁辛苦整粗晒隻手。】250Please respect copyright.PENANARX9vbJye9c
睇呢都係想引我入局架啦,我先無咁蠢。250Please respect copyright.PENANAIy2yXwbITS
250Please respect copyright.PENANAssf0p5Nyvd
我:【咁做媛交囉。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAfxQ4J6a1oi
250Please respect copyright.PENANAbVeurHa2Ol
五十歲人妻:【我要正經嘅工呀。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAeConH3bvN0
唔係雞咁唔通係金融騙局?250Please respect copyright.PENANAyZwXWLMxQ2
250Please respect copyright.PENANA1SAJlnZsaE
我:【咁幫妳唔到喎。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAWdvMrgNlyA
250Please respect copyright.PENANAbSX4CoSZl2
五十歲人妻:【你搵幾錢一個月呀?】250Please respect copyright.PENANANndfp1novg
似啦,佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。250Please respect copyright.PENANA4xyPq3Hki6
250Please respect copyright.PENANAQBSdY4O13t
我:【萬多D。】250Please respect copyright.PENANALVo6qMem5K
250Please respect copyright.PENANAb6ud4Lw8Bw
五十歲人妻:【吓!咁少,唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAFiPEbWRt4o
我條眼眉開始係咁跳。250Please respect copyright.PENANA8MF5hbfSGJ
250Please respect copyright.PENANASanRrc8bik
五十歲人妻:【其實你幾多歲?】250Please respect copyright.PENANAQVnpf6uniF
問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。250Please respect copyright.PENANAXP62Ce3vE7
250Please respect copyright.PENANAEwre8Euebx
我:【四十幾。】250Please respect copyright.PENANARwQfViZpPH
250Please respect copyright.PENANAN0GJ0Ur5xO
五十歲人妻:【吓?乜你咁大年紀架。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAnNapRJ7BV2
喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎,睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班,呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。250Please respect copyright.PENANAeyNeKB3bSE
250Please respect copyright.PENANAoWggEnFaPX
我:【咁啫係妳唔係五十歲啦。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAlyZjtZPt4C
250Please respect copyright.PENANAiNgWghwyxE
五十歲人妻:【我邊有咁老,三十幾之嗎。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAztaSdXJIFU
哦,原來係呢玩人嘅。250Please respect copyright.PENANAIjpy9ptakJ
250Please respect copyright.PENANAjatTANyEjt
我:【咁三十幾扮五十歲係乜野玩法?】250Please respect copyright.PENANAeaDzuBOmrI
250Please respect copyright.PENANAjZFzysBUW5
五十歲人妻:【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAvtWtm02g9a
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾,似十幾歲多D囉。250Please respect copyright.PENANAkQ1KATE80G
250Please respect copyright.PENANAQn69ZtyI1R
我:【咁我悶想搵人傾計啫,又無講咸野又無話約。】250Please respect copyright.PENANA1aNQruswIV
250Please respect copyright.PENANAncPWDTOHnA
五十歲人妻:【一睇就知你無朋友啦,又搵得咁少,重要學人玩app添,如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉,你講野又悶又唔好玩。】250Please respect copyright.PENANArR5dO7gZjd
條眼眉開始失控咁跳,手激動到有D震,個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅,要大返佢轉頭。250Please respect copyright.PENANANSBvcff43M
250Please respect copyright.PENANA9uKjjwch72
我:【妳唔係咁天真呀?網上傾計點會同人講真話呀,唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩?】250Please respect copyright.PENANA7haejOSKmJ
250Please respect copyright.PENANAGCwTgPlgZk
五十歲人妻:【超,公屋仔扮有錢佬呀?】250Please respect copyright.PENANAKmU57nlsdb
仆街丫,佢乜都知道晒咁嘅。250Please respect copyright.PENANAj8DoSWLmBI
250Please respect copyright.PENANAgwBALfrseI
忽然佢又爆咗句:【哈哈,我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多,幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女,知唔知個醜字點寫。】250Please respect copyright.PENANAvuw3MVH7zz
睇到呢到真係忍無可忍,串我老串我無錢無朋友都無所謂,居然賤到兩公婆一齊玩人,250Please respect copyright.PENANAJk7U7TrgpS
最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦,原來有D人可以仆街過我。250Please respect copyright.PENANA0RbX5cioLx
250Please respect copyright.PENANAk6oldwHPa1
如果第二個應該爆粗小佢,好彩我係一個有修養嘅人,幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口,不過.... 比人咁樣串,唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。250Please respect copyright.PENANAu5NjPi3ldJ
250Please respect copyright.PENANASaWaRqv2gV
就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫:[黃小明。]250Please respect copyright.PENANAxtTCRg5Ztt
250Please respect copyright.PENANA1IToJwJXGQ
係剛才個肥護士,我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講:[乜事呀?]250Please respect copyright.PENANAbLK1ldHphy
250Please respect copyright.PENANA8Hm7XlecsN
肥護士:[醫生嚟咗啦。]250Please respect copyright.PENANAr3SE14sbR5
250Please respect copyright.PENANA6lQAjsXQNw
無理會佢繼續打字,跟住聽到另一把女聲講:[黃先生,麻煩你放底部手機先。]250Please respect copyright.PENANArSW7jPAvSZ
250Please respect copyright.PENANA0Dn1Uy1Ff8
真係麻煩:[打埋幾隻字就得啦!]250Please respect copyright.PENANAkXbyW1bJFo
250Please respect copyright.PENANAiWKiCfadQY
醫生:[黃先生,我重有好多症要睇架?]250Please respect copyright.PENANAn7p91aSqlv
250Please respect copyright.PENANAw9W6XANBHy
比人係咁吹真係好煩,當我放底手機想爆粗時:[都話等…]250Please respect copyright.PENANALZk4jB4P9H
250Please respect copyright.PENANAHzRSvHoDWK
眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生,而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人,點解佢會係呢到嘅?250Please respect copyright.PENANAjwcXLpf4Xp
真係開心都嚟唔切講咗句:[嘉倩!]250Please respect copyright.PENANAGOMiQjzgjB
250Please respect copyright.PENANA79BoAs97VE
~未完待續~250Please respect copyright.PENANAvDjpYz6zSz
250Please respect copyright.PENANA5Yeu3oLpuZ
250Please respect copyright.PENANAc7lV6VpPRZ