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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqkhfms2GL
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPKBiQwTme
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZ8vNN1P2Q
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiK4EwpVHw
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHL59jiJo7k
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoBaJustTO
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湯之問棘也是已：688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMMjoTPUMf
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbMSu5hOei
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeXu4vsgD4
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSm2wjGDcHz
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEMqp9xd3D
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQXRACsE4e
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這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u3CnckEGB
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlfRUAzxhe
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95XVIhX4n5
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQP7FEHlS2
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmLF8KroUz
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutATft2EcB
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBzcFenclg
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此大小之辯也。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp2coJT0z6
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwivzPOyIpy
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl768eNhQ59
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOYvpahY9L
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxvrpBUOuK
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像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHOora6OxV
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74wVlIAgic
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplF1z4zdin
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像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpBoxlpqEh
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDk7Qyy4gu
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6REtsUY2oS
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFFXjJYb84
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkqAc3rPQR
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtkH8EF0YL
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rH5psUmt9
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33Y3WMU5d3
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWhKybTbFS
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE1G29TuCY
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8owyzSPyJ2
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzznOp7mNR
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu5wDIZrOh
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZISTHXAlx
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRXYVqloRg
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBG2EUHQ06
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuZQclNVcD
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3WxTQRL3T
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAn7rtLToOr
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQFveuD8xG
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkR5PgDRJE
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ohva3SLiD
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzjCDk1rN5
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc1OcZpyHl
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57fOUXtkes
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5GzYhIfYB
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFrzK6RSlm
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPio2Rfyi2o
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdMepecRFr
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLa0UrtK2iC
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVyyEHWSqT
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAwak6cWA0
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYtxs5CUeg
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5IsKLAiTd
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHInA7Qwon
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJQxddtP4m
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrWVSZoLZT
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVDwK0Zf2g
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLhHmc4YE3
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbHalnJyJ4
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtqRmUTxPq
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2QRDtKW8g
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hkPhSxqwt
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjulAfQvgh
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJdFVaWSxs
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2fxIq4n3i
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXjorYpih3
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXRVBW1ntT
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnyGFSjJwI
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQJACF0bdw
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku2OcRbdOn
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4tlt6MFFl
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wXkpEdafC
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfVEyxaZpL
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQt9jikRJk
不食五谷，吸風飲露；688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroOR67HFLL
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6uZP8lpbn
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5UADrQW6V
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Xm9OIU5ag
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGCpC82eXM
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2UVIPY1L5
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC8AdWO4Io
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa79SGnRB9
吾以是狂而不信也。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok6nnMtKE0
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqMFQp0Sub
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhik1JbGGe
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVMF9EdgFS
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuFSYXImp4
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpu87HlYiM
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd1kRGo1Ij
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKNXNzPHvG
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjDhQ8dW1T
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMSMWl7GrN
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbiZVxig6c
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS237MmKhx
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QxQwAAIki
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz94tN7jnOv
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVAPdyIhgm
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVuBjco04g
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJSIySzMpT
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lEIaDlDWK
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQQ1JfpKVL
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQLYki7jHD
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGipKzrIh7x
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSTfoY83M6
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQSVfkYMpI
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688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4zRBy8BDR
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXmiDHrNZe
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxfV0k6zqy
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmwRSVM8zS
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoj5S8kAn70
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXAxS9eNGn
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMzFYxzlDt
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fcxFsiHzf
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp74IEtaGcz
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3m97FZchv
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7OOClol77
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaWHcgxqBy
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaBO1sRKAl
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAHIVS8urh
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvxhCwR5J1
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Qs4cB2PXD
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zEhKN7SxQ
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ssX434b06
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZI2socia0K
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdPhZHOYQa
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDocg3q0ccD
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb12xsYO6sE
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzoIii7Icj
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUrtupM94k
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42GFORfYgj
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdwYShTMga
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcANAUdOJ6c
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPJSGCI5s0
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVR7nDCtHu
客聞之，請買其方百金。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCuDcXB1eG
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthcBFXq6Q9
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEejkKXMRyE
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6fwECjRBX
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIpQBGi8rj
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2OCurWBnr
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBulrLzaC8k
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6b02sehZl
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyporHPu8jg
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4Vy5csnaS
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WNVRP571W
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz76BLkY6Vj
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvNM6NUL3u
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthVZUwHjZ6
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EB7bjFn4a
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEvM4HQwiW
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwm8LBXWYuI
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jKzYw4YOB
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPj2TzJ7dI
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqLnXONH6I
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbhymZ3d7f
而憂其瓠落無所容？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwCBZRPUF9
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9ToOjZK3m
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZQM0cRJvZ
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYS5kSVHZFh
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0202ikJHbg
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoa4Z6TZq9
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOss3G6FQ56
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6BB60UbwP
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjeOcFN8cp
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2GaLuW9x1
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOy8pHTpDi
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhAR93TBeE
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMb51QO8P23
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8U1kp0aNB
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaBMoj5jkn
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt7ugHHYKt
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqQPLCrLif
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NJLU73gKU
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkico8CyWj
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3qORybU3f
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlM6GEML6S4
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5f7sMTsdh
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xk0tNisDN
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMMjm4hZUK
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4X4900vgI
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveYsDi1GJE
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxafnpzEq16
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWATQQvoDyL
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0Znqhkxuy
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVD2bbn3Zc
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgKgJh2p2L
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhywDk0vTH9
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitHI8Qpm7T
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx13OhLIOK
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s6oc6uRoR
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxCsbMSvwB
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8GqETfzlV
688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaZjgDcB76
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
