作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b3qEMRO3M北冥有魚，其名為鯤。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZUK0hQ9bY
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMaX92uqWz
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBVNb8yFg6
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5czn93gSBu
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAXtioPQMe
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjbvvP8MHK
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4JI8nEcLu
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJNuIbSJJh
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcqAWC8G7Q
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0YgzIYlMj
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGXOveQuq4
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzqJMnJica
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南冥者，天池也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2QJPtTYse
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeXTUZye6r
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCseIcpRrO
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z9ebTiEr1
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH4wkgf6Hj
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyeKLYuoaa
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwkwicjObb
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaNNPtrRjG
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFm2fl0LyT
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduRrTrnkaV
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGp6wPc81K
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPIBUs5p1p
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLNLHwG8v6
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul9ENzmiK2
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy3gMvXCkE
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAj9UgO72W
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjLG4Z9K0N
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi46EJH3zO7
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKRYB6yCLY
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0okpvCugi2
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXKnz7DPAp
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ5YlpUARJ
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtWzxFMmSY
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKURtt1iF2q
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr16f0nD8UC
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSP3n95QHy
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAILciBxVn
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsVgvp5mUM
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX7cAVRFUr
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cRrye1tOa
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適百里者，宿舂糧，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyJ78SdAsn
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBypc5B5Iw
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSc3bLiDiGW
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZN4lXj53r
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3338BF5Bsk
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOay6FpogM
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhDnthNPXz
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSircfy4Sn6
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6kdnOGH7v
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExgX0p4Atv
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhJoj2JPVP
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYdNFi6imF
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVbl5302A1
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFHcUUTuHJ
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湯之問棘也是已：767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvVl4sw76Z
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHcjV1CYql
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11V7QXjcid
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gboTLB6Cr
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5CuUw5UgJ
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqG2m7C2ZU
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaEoaswYRn
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CKcyJ7nVJ
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukJTh7fWkv
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK29ReI9EH0
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4UpusaTgo
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFVDbADiqV
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcQBpTHllu
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtR82i0utG
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7hefgyY51
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQQ2Pvz3Ra
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpvwpm2ONO
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Xc1cCj5lo
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此大小之辯也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooPw8VdzUh
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLryGySdlg
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsZTPEbKaF
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhhrykyiPZ
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObaJf4MUV8
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFo66cxtM7
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjp0sEGvgdF
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluwfs1WGht
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYRv74mS9n
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJSjUI8zOS
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2ky4JFZph
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBuiQFWM1d
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jmoP4XoMr
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpzgS8w42H
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IafYICpFH
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIOXwhvHoh
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEjF4bT1ea
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFzkxgQ4kr
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzV1Oe2DEZ
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH18pStyi8p
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OwFmK5Z2p
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfFFrycQch
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoMBa2qapA
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbtPa5gDwL
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5xGbyJJZj
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFIIRyMcbc
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VCjcq6Fx2
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fyjQ6fOJQ
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡto4jlhAV9Z
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWTOlj1KXr
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTt0IqPeQsQ
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6YaxkCd4o
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tIRdQ4fVq
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBETKulgF18
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbbEVqS3fl
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyfUZRiPmx
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagpTEyIiiB
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs02WwWJeBN
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiWIF0Oknv
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXSYWxk0j4
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXZdSU4gQJ
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PyFLJaWu7
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5fRcclRmZ
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGh3t8Vekes
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeVObrgKQS
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkgZoUQVxH
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTo0a1GODaa
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX2eZUPZQB
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6Wno0AxQz
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62Vbq6wR6m
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsQRnUsaTn
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkwQy2usjB
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI8E5Hh1Ub
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Rn81l0SDZ
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvh2btwOfL
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRPY1kZrp3
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTqNceXnkO
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41clhFaMwR
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsu1QA3pkD
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEIZH8XQtu
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgtQlFEJ5v
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjwGncHRaU
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJqzlTn42w
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76pAf2rcFB
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbmSqYRSgL
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGQSbPq8OC
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6LBOiswE8
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEMjh1Y3S1
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUhcGkRYZS
不食五谷，吸風飲露；767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNAVDgZpbD
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytwEdioiHu
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1jVUmOj6V
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qxMbQMmR9
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kOcpFuhn4
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D0pJfbUPE
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMhBYWg3nd
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP7NyFy0jy
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2TE4LZgcL
吾以是狂而不信也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlGUHpXMxa
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ861iXvlbYU
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5un5RRoCA3
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDweb5q6fv
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWw8gDVEaz
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpuB7aS356
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pqI222gsV
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ1Sk5dA02
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDEAYBtmWh
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSRoTidfMM
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqqAFJnXHz
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujRIMQwx9x
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz0q1xrtNs
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡao75AUsFSv
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJXt3UYEMG
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLsYldx5zo
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPpa22TS7a
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJk9nM22eE
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEft33xUV0
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyOxzeM4WI
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c9eGDAbrR
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac4mI5C4z9
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaEAiUhDqC
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9uZj02pOO
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMeMRoF9e2
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ri0Sme6cf
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0TaMosSi1
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBAPkBJG7c
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxNINCFida
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSXcBcCYI6
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfYrSm3kEr
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMw9LJaORg
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQzmsvZU6K
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEevKp6b6QX
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHPyZcEo8f
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767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2yhgkEqSc
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hOPKkBCf4
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4KFIitkob
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqW6BgZ5Ck
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8IACiytdZ
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3fLeA4DYF
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLNm8egXwU
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkFhlKXQRH
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccFxDUm48u
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ggro4WmIF
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu9UTNEFVV
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqd23Y9UQX
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzWJRxj62L
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ578ZkLYpx7
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJ2rU3901W
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKPnXscDdl
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbT4NvnXvK
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu00NhrNSz6
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWH8j017DY
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOQ5IdtLLH
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly0K19n4kU
客聞之，請買其方百金。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKj7i5PcpP
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbcURuOw23
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6teVS2sbn
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MucRH6LEd
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstjlZiR0c3
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6uURIJgAj
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn01Bl16Oy
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnDJCbRRTG
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtEtsrml6R
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjgdDkeGch
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkm3zMHlQ5
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZhPLoftLl
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUv42UdKo2
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQm1StmYOx
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfA8xyCYqz
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0ScMwDJxg
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBiTR2o28Z
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0ZfmDk6qH
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3xj9zLti8
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLP1dtdQCE
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8UaAGbpaA
而憂其瓠落無所容？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9QWFekokh
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MjQmPl2EE
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBAuODF1tD
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEbRRLHa9y
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu3rNJTma6
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgeeVNXlYe
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TgLZUfso4
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BAbplBmUa
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLioiR8XM5a
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM8mZ5K7Q6
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTZCgLxRWk
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmdxZ9PiNt
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9moECFOIk1
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV50nyatzdB
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTZlNsD9jf
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaDoZlpI7I
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1kiyMLchz
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbgpOeTCoI
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSTeIHq1Af
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEntnQtdeUl
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhgXEpyR5C
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0hHun2cBZ
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2KiXTjNDN
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNhuVZVFTA
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnqlt0TF9J
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QX6d1R8di
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCLqGjnTFZ
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv88GrnVFI5
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbATLSwyD0r
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjH9hd9fpe
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxnJaRzVA9
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrVRzLpppS
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu6rBkFTag
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHzMbgdWaA
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4GJCMZKMp
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2RCJjPkmM
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZ2hFSFoPS
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ647aUPoH0f
767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWT9h0F484j
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
