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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QQl0Qmne9
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOjMzh7Iou
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf51uifzucz
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTsWw9g5gJ
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CAjB05KbT
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望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4B2Bcw6dG
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9WFcI8ROd
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一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEiYEcbaRr
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望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BYLmgXkpn
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6daEEiu4P
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亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzSrnTzZBG
佢望住我忍唔住笑。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZisritTUy
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我問：［做乜？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxhK1fUtyX
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亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHR4iYBNGzZ
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我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ236XAdY3Yc
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXWXxMmAJZ
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坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rQGs7NVyh
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攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoldBOJ0m4t
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當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8W00p1Ufg
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2G7zz6dmr
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3Z7mnMuF8
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侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ25zvLyVM1
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亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohVqG0Gz2D
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我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP23XOMtOe
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亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEKD5eVYmE
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我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUJ2WQrwuW
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亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDNsGartQZ
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我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZeOxVBHwM
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亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVPHQt5Qiq
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我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yJ5dRpkwr
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亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj3UGtoBsP
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我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH92cZB2Ra
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lWUrJNyHW
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亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBHzMVwkQW
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我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1tFGW8hEA
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亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxptlwc424
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我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzb6bT1Jsk
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亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmJa1AiWmI
講完準備起身。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBRl9clqT7
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我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44iSD14f6E
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQshYhXg29M
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相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdEC54gqtH
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kj9jkNgK0
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話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU4uJXOWTB
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGdcPKH2ir
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正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf35RF9Haf
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHHD53A5Ke
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雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1YhH6GIAb
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睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnLRdDvfEH
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老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzBPwBwbTr
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我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFBpdzhZgr
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老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6msEfnZVrm
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1ViiUy7kg
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我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sQWGn3yca
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老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWteOEAfh9D
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd4AKV5VnM
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老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUcTSK8u6Y
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睇呢仲未撲息d火。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAdoScyZLl
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyincELf7I
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老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuqytbpLat
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我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPcUHkCGnm
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNXlcoMDKk
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老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkUpBxdLgM
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我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvY0qvPJlk
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老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9OQjn9I0K
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一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ESrXu3q7e
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亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKg3D03vk4
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我：［估計乜？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy25qgKC1T
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亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ua4xgPgEz
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我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowl5kz87ui
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzSCE14G2e
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我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgbTgnJh6B
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亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHikEJQekX0
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我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3owcL2MiN
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亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiyc0JMtXi
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我：［做乜事要食藥？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsUkGWY2Nv
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亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7WH8PT7AF
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我：［係唔係太大壓力？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalVuoWun1S
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亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfI9GXCQ57
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLP9F0LewB2
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於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q4F242KG1
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我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIaEQKOPJi
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亞儷：［係呀。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCE0pcI65l
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佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjnyMXUTbL
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKWHlslStL
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正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEOLGSFBmt
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v69Z9ra1S
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我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTPZfOffQL
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亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGa2schYrt8
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剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KJuuAnPYb
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