我俾佢呢一句令我感到好愕然即時冇野好講收左我皮，冇諗過佢寧願賣身都想我教。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc7kBiibZE
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「癡…癡線，你俾我我都唔搞你啦。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AhGPVqtwp
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrRroa8zSy
「怕左你啦，我暫且就唔收你錢，但我真係好廢架咋，你唔好指意我好勁。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8Fig9wZrd
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQUgLZpD1Y
我幫我自己戴定個頭盔。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApw7lsgWAI
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWznjswTWh
「得啦，即係你肯教我啦。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH0te9ZTpD
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YfK4yDK4R
然後chole姐就拎左部手機出黎係疊功課隔離望住開晒濾鏡自拍準備po上ig story，上面寫住「巧開心 終於搵到個人幫我免費補習 考試巧辛苦架 但今次考試一定可以輕鬆carry～要努力啲！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS4yd6j810
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o1k1fupnD
Mk妹真係Mk妹，一知道我會教佢就即刻po上ig曬命扮勤力，慌死冇人知道佢努力嘅一面，然而我亦都見到佢follow左好多男仔fd，佢應該成日同啲男仔玩。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoITrPzXgd
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDpWKk1Crw
「洗唔洗咁做作啊，冇人會讚你架喎，衰左唔好賴我。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsVQ4JORim
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMCP5hFV08
「乜撚野做作，我用功讀書架，教你就教啦咁多嗲。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqLpAfZ99Z
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aVBt4hqYz
要我教你做野都咁冇禮貌，果然有其母必有其女。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3VZQsBbLQ
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QSWB4pjP3
然後我望向佢啲功課，見到一張工作紙上面寫左佢個名、班別學號，仲有學校名，原來佢真係叫樂兒，佢全名叫孔樂兒，5C班，13號，學校係我附近嘅一間band 3頭中學。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtT9a3m5wy
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tYjJhZr16
「咁你修咩科啊？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQRl9MGk2v
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6USUnq4AE
「中史、生物。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UY2FZovCw
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h01eETDnC
平時佢咁惡死竟然修中史呢啲咁沉悶嘅文科？286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEx3a8y7VX
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAdaUgc2ef
「你真係好彩，我以前都係修中史，呢個勉強教到你少少。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5yRDRaUob
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8eAH6aNrU
「雖然我修中史，亦熟讀中史，但我模擬試只係攞2，因為好多關鍵字都冇寫到出黎，所以我淨係齋講會好了得。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLMtajFcmM
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnb1Vkk53P
「乜你咁廢架，你淨係識齋講都攞到2？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rhblnsPAy
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TAJZjQgjY
佢見我冇料扮四條咁即刻串下我。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpuCOk6Bf4
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zksPZzULv
「你唔好搵我教囉。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2549yMjf0i
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9iqBKabRg
「咁你盡教囉，只係我中史係最差咁解。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7PRwSydjn
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRo0Mc7dLU
佢聽到我拎呢樣野做把柄佢都冇野好講死死地氣叫我教。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCB6DSiBAN
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「但你教我英文先。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMVKLUd1Bm
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaBTs0lW3d
英文？啲雞腸反而係我最差喎，我點教你？286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdPtzJnllU
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni3HcvROQc
然後佢拎左張英文作文紙出黎做，呢個時候我先發現佢原來有幾手指係搽左層肉色嘅指甲油，加上佢手好白滑 ，更突顯佢對纖纖玉手嘅靚，估唔到mk妹都咁識得扮靚。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7roaHe8KrD
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YBudzosUP
但佢唔會俾學校抓儀容咩？定佢搽肉色指甲油就係因為見可以過到骨？286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl2N7drMZ5
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApZkQ77joy
「喂，peanut點串？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQD993wEdx
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1cXWSP9Gz
正當我陶醉緊佢啲指甲之時，突然佢問起我一個英文點串。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcsS2qvqDe
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZpNmMr7zn
「penis？咪p-e-n-i-s，乜你作文要寫陰莖呢個字架咩？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hXfvgmcuC
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWbjjn6vWu
但peanut同penis嘅讀音有啲似，所以我聽錯左。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iAzxFHDvO
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwQUDqiIuP
「笑死屌你唔好淨係掛住你碌鳩啦，peanut啊，即係花生。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjrmWgTVlr
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBndaxt4Aak
頂呢一刻我即刻尷到紅都面晒，我仲要好有自信咁串penis出黎，搞到佢笑到我面黃。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqIsQP0nlY
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCRUzfkv7r
「得得得幫緊你，我幫你Google translate下。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QtISAplas
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDeX0jGhAe
「乜你英文咁廢架，ive喎，連隻英文單字都唔撚識，都唔明你點pass到。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJt07QmXVOl
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GLHfEszor
然後我又俾佢串，其實我以前英文嘅模擬試只係啱啱好合格。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3Ds88zGSe
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFBlX2RZC2
「我咪講左我黎緊只係個ive仔，成績唔係好好，仲要英文我最差。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6TemdfPs6
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3bCY9UQe9
「咁你查到未呀咁多嗲。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LJ4F7g2dP
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1sO0n4nht
「查到啦，p-e-a-n-u-t。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzPUADSmU2
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdtxAZUIUq
然後chole姐繼續做佢嘅作文，佢竟然全程都唔洗我點幫佢，係好彩嘅，可能佢都知我英文唔係點幫到佢。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeC7f20Wrls
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBccXJWd88
「bridge呢？點串。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHii57jr3n
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5k6T9MgLc
過左一陣佢又問我某個英文點串，今次我好清楚聽到佢講咩啦。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTtyyHXypR
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzJy02kwXN
「bitch？咪b-i-t-c-h，你係咪講緊你自己哈哈。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ016lwjVo8T
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Gwt3p4041
我終於有機會串返佢，但佢作文可以寫粗口架咩？286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfltjUXTHC
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d4p2fck0v
「屌你你就bitch。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnihlsvcSq
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMvINFaugS
然後chole姐一巴掌車左落我個頭，我感到一陣痛楚。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7PfyNiBwa
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0WfrON68O
「哇好痛…」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG9MrtcQLe
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MgixK0bRv
「抵死啦話鳩我，on9仔我話你英文白癡真係唔係扮架喎，bridge啊，橋啊，翻譯下啦智障。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLxfV1sjWm
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBLDbB81pL
頂我又柒多次俾佢串鳩我，今次仲要打鳩我，佢兩個讀音實在太似，我自己都聽錯左，點解英文啲音要咁似粗口。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaB17jiBkH
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ100BNMCZ9
「查到啦，b-r-i-d-g-e。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBkZHMy51Q
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirv41vPafs
說罷佢繼續寫佢篇文…286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvbKBHv8A5
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5i6B5cWEo
做左大約一個鐘多啲，佢就做晒，然後拎俾我過目。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnne2wLPnLf
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIE2BsSZj6P
「你拎去睇下我寫成點。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUKpKex4cj
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgzYtjfpWY
我一睇之下令我嚇親，佢無論文筆、文法，就連結構組織等等都寫得好好，佢呢個程度起碼攞到3以上。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hZVqFSx1J
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCOt7DEfsH
「其實你英文咁好點解仲要我過黎教你？仲好過我喎。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnpqWHnZMV
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7lW85FYh7
「我就係想你過黎教我啊，吹咩？你黎做我嘅人肉翻譯機都好。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm5GDHJelP
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOvoq0HbqP
咁咪即係當正佢成個娘娘咁，連翻譯都叫人幫佢，可惜我係唔會做爛口妹隻兵架。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqOYnWbzJH
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIuvEyG2KS
「況且我又唔係淨係叫你黎教我英文，其他科唔洗教嘅？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M7UrezZ1h
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW6xVgx3LD
「咁你仲有咩要做啊小姐。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt82h8h71Xy
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U1eG0T86d
「中史囉，咁啱有張工作紙要做。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5OP7ANBTh
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeOCR7Zxy7
Chole姐從佢疊功課攞出幾張工作紙出黎，第一part係問答黎。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6guaY0ng5s
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「我唔想睇書，你直接講答案我知啦。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmtBb3G0eS
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDTdJg1P97
「乜你咁懶，揭書都覺得麻煩，明明書中自有黃金屋。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh2094NQOK
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啪！286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZmp497MMU
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRTdu3lNEa
我又俾佢從後打左我一下。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxiB0yXHVk
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjiEJvpu8x
「我黃你老味，叫你講就講啦咁多嗲，叫得你黎幫我睇書黎托呀，明明你仲要吹到中史好撚勁咁。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE82omMAjl
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條mk妹真係好撚暴力，一言不合就打人，真係唔知點解我仲會有心教佢。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXABd9kNVfR
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「好好你冷靜啲，等我睇地睇下啲題目。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh2KXvKIHg
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第一題係問李隆基係邊個皇帝。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPAGd0LRr3
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「你係咪連第一題咁簡單都唔識？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwEZMniRnQ
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「識就唔洗問你啦，你係咪又多嗲？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH29qrcWAzr
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「咪係唐玄宗囉，寫啦。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv1QjAwiLT
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3voXcJpc1u
我快快趣講個答案出黎，費事佢就一巴車落黎。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96V8jl53EB
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「原來佢就係唐玄宗，我幾鐘意呢條友。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbjAqjPIHi
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又話自己唔識歷史嘅，冇啦啦又會識佢乜水？286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XgtssDiyW
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「你鐘意佢都冇用啦，人地鐘意肥婆架，你瘦到成鵬骨咁返到去都一定俾人地流放去大西北。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqwc9SCFv5
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我心入面忍唔住暗爽以我嘅歷史知識串返佢。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgQ66y8Wlv
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啪！286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgz2d5RTYjQ
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突然我又俾佢大大力打左一下。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nDHOMPnoa
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3JhF5QcRO
「屌你我鐘意邊個關你撚事，洗唔洗你管？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsqUkVWGRn
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzthBq9X9S5
的確係嘅，我又唔係你邊個，點管到你咁多，你識邊個都唔關我事…on9我諗呢啲做乜，做咩冇啦啦咁著緊佢，佢識邊個真係唔關我事。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJdxMd9aUx
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQfBEnUAiG
「冷靜冷靜唔關我事，我地繼續。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRoe2cMdYe
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然後好快我講晒問答題啲答案佢聽，問答呢一part好快就搞掂左，跟住就去到長問題。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Bdvcgo7MI
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「跟住嗰啲點搞啊？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqL4mvCCJf
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27xmhFnnPL
「你寫左第一題先，佢問你秦滅左邊六個國，就係齊楚燕韓趙魏。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZgwpj0se7
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對我呢啲鐘意歷史嘅人黎講，呢啲國名我唔洗記都識，簡單啦～286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikHzTM4K7A
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「有啲料到喎中史撚。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdw7Gi2J6U
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「當然，繼續作戰！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGoqwKq1IL
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI1Vs11ZJu
呢刻嘅我遇到中史充滿自信，題題輕鬆KO、如入無人之境。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqpNf1Co4H
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡek0qPLRZuz
「跟住呢題承上題，佢問你六國滅亡嘅過程同成因，8分長答題黎，睇下呢題點樣收你皮。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkxI7sg9tT
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