「阿洋，你睇下前面條女真係好撚J咁，過去J下佢先啦。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDlahjyjcG
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「好啊，我都覺得幾唔錯，上啦。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHhuF49Ovs
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然後我地行入去人群睇左陣條女跳舞，亦都同班人一齊歡呼同跟住音樂high左一陣。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPybK8GjAZB
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之後我地搵左個位一齊飲酒，我自認自己酒量唔好平時亦好少飲，我屌佢一黎就叫支Vodka 40幾%酒精，想飲撚死我咩。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhPFVC5HBt
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「哇我屌你一黎就Vodka，我俾人執屍都似啦。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fNiqEgVPm
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k4H46RiBP
「出黎玩就要盡慶嘛，醉左就可以忘記一切煩憂、快樂過神仙，你唔係都想咁咩？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2fNTtfSsk
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「OK啊，的士錢係咪你俾先。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGphBFdWgzc
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfaaTRjRQB
「屌你啦，你咁講嘅話，最多我地溝一半茶囉，酒一半茶一半。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QtZDCIOa4
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z778UTCSq
「算你仲有啲人性。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqwaKzN3jX
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtY2QdSQkn
雖然溝一半茶，但對我黎講濃度一定都仲好高，但都好過齋飲Vodka架啦，出得黎玩就唔好乜野都唔敢試，要盡慶！262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkwQMrXW1i
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIQiI6BsCR
「嗱，依家我地玩酒game猜枚，猜輸嗰個飲半杯。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDStGrJkOz
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHh9OthVZt
然後我地就猜起枚上黎，仆街唔猜都由是可，一猜就舖舖都輸咁濟，262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD7YnXU6Pt
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdu3FH0BdJ
本來開頭都好地地，我好興奮係咁罐鳩佢飲酒，到佢飲到Wing wing地嗰陣佢竟然黎個逆襲罐返我轉頭，然後就舖舖都我飲咁濟，果然風水輪流轉。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcrFfD3z3v
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過左唔知幾耐，我地總共叫左3枝Vodka溝茶飲晒，我倆雙雙都醉晒，周圍都天旋地轉好wing，我地見大家都飲夠就停左酒，然後我地埋單搖住咁行出門口。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd46mbLOMzr
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNkzFwOvvf
「洋腸方你醉啦，我…我都未走…你就話走，哈哈。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdCVqyTXt8
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQHYGP0Y9x
阿誠疾下疾下咁指住我話我醉，開始胡言亂語。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmXWCWisBV
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2g1K0Efp9a
「你就醉，明明係你話…話走先嘅，我抓住條女黎屌都仲得，我點會醉。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4o860xrzf
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ261DhOMjdj
我地大家都開始胡言亂語，雖然我的確好wing，但都唔會認醉，藉此證明我酒量係好過對方，可能呢個就係點解通常啲人飲醉但又堅決話自己冇醉。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1ueaLhUzz
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「你抓住佢黎屌，我…我抱起佢黎屌仲得，你唔得架啦，算把啦哈哈…」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfYVeKrPZz
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9WsDt0Qky
趴！262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s8SFkg2Dx
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjbsWCUTLf
正當佢笑緊嗰陣，突然kick一kick佢就向前仆左落地下。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9ARfbim1q
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0Ak2l2iwq
「哈哈傻仔，仆晒街你仲話冇醉？醉就認撚左佢啦，哈哈。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE7sQn4bF1
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddQQrW5Znl
果然睇人仆街最開心，呢一刻嘅我睇住佢趴左係地下冇野講成個傻仔咁真係笑到見牙唔見眼，262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHREQEfGQun
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZSxFWD8H9
然後我笑下笑下突然覺得好急尿，一定係頭先飲太多酒。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUj2gZ9FLk
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAmdQrwsNP
「喂臭誠，我唔理你住我急尿去搵廁所揸個水先，你…你係度等我。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LLyf0qQKo
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9ST9N6UI8
然後我就先行一步左搖右擺咁行左去前面，但我都擰轉頭再望多次阿誠，見到佢爬左起身向住個坑渠嘔緊。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxwbvgOSwU
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuTBrdgjU9
「哈哈哈傻仔，啱啱唔係好威咩，依家做咩嘔到七彩，哈哈。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4jEWtNyTt
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYW3oRf4UM
見到阿誠嘔得咁辛苦，我再次按奈不住笑左出黎，好彩我冇佢咁樣衰。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxAcZ1Ztbd
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTv6bhbeCS
我擰返轉頭繼續行，行左一陣我都搵唔到廁所，只知道周圍天旋地轉，然後我行下行下入左一個好黑嘅地方、嗰度亦比較靜，我望返後面係好多燈光，我慢慢意識到我行左入後巷。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zZCOkTQOu
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog4qqMsEQj
「屌你老味老蘭唔係好多女瞓低俾人執屍架咩，依家一條女都冇嘅？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuZs5rSgge
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiniidCIRG
以前聽聞老蘭好多人執屍，就連我表姐夫個fd都係呢度執過，以為周街都會有女瞓係度，但依家連條屍嘅影都唔見所以係度胡言亂語屌左下。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdROKbPPpNz
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAcTjRWRga
咁我見行左入後巷人少少就唔理三七廿一，行埋牆邊痾左先算，因為實在太急就黎瀨。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUpbbqFvSp
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…262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfC2yr3b339
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「屌你老味，舒服晒，谷撚到膀胱都爆。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEO6BEWGlX
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdEWKxnqZB
然後過左分幾鐘我終於痾完，我成個人舒服晒，我按奈不住內心嗰種舒暢再屌左一聲出黎，係啊，你冇聽錯，我係痾左分幾鐘嘅尿，可想而知我呢篤尿有幾長、我有幾急。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf3r2rKKwS
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy90xgKq7W
痾完後我就搖下搖下咁行返出去有燈光嘅地方，262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6Ha1yiNKG
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXloAQmxOBS
當我行到後巷入口差唔多出到去嘅時候，突然一陣寒風吹過，我打左一下冷震，262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM3mPc5Dj7
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27OZqnvpt8
我向後望左望，咩都冇，只有黑漆漆嘅後巷，我心諗應該係隔離舖頭啲冷氣風黎姐，然後我就冇理繼續行。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXUh060PEO
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyV2tzebeUe
好彩老蘭唔算好大，我wing住咁摸左一陣路之後就去返頭先個位，見到阿誠佢攬住枝燈柱，262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluQ0zCORga
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vDZvjPRqh
再行近啲，原來佢攬住枝燈柱瞓著左，做左個「柱男」，仲要流晒口水，我當膛又笑左出黎。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnXc5g5IqT
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「哈哈，喂柱男，起身屌閪啦，唔好再發春夢。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdTx71z0e0
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbsB8VYFZt
我笑住拍左拍佢膊頭叫佢起身，然後佢慢慢打開對眼，迷迷糊糊咁望住我。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5f3yE8ZI2u
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Tt89vKxzj
「屌你咩去廁所去咁耐，耐到我眼瞓到攬住條女恰著左都唔知。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw7481Xa1v
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeLfpK7Jll
「傻仔，你邊度有女，燈柱黎架，哈哈哈…」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHKJs5bUTh
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyNMTy6TWc
見佢咁on9我不斷恥笑佢。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0v85QtZGQ
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy7C17KI3b
「我屌燈柱黎嘅！？我啱先仲係咁同佢打茄輪。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoI9rNhA5f
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ys6L9ifWD
佢望一望佢攬住前面嘅野，見到係燈柱之後立即彈開左。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphey9vPP37
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaXuOezJe8
「哈哈on9仔，唔怪得你瞓到流晒口水，你恨女恨到當左條燈柱係你條女啦。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL8A4MOifM
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWQYcLoyfq
「屌，我…我啱先真係見到有條女過黎攬住我架，我仲好興奮諗我終於食到女，心諗機不可失就即刻係咁同佢打茄輪，點…點知原來係條燈柱，屌！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknVnQ6oXBT
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAvmAlCwMS
阿誠將佢頭先嘅經歷過晒出黎，然後都學我屌左一聲出黎。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWmWTm0leC
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHNCYtkyB5
「你嘅春夢黎姐，連登見啦，頭先一定好多人影左你相啦你咁奇芭，哈哈！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4u9VOB40Ao
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCvwrhkfOG
「屌仆街，諗起都覺得柒，快啲飛的返去啦，我唔…唔想再係呢度獻世啦。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtaHEwQ4sz
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3m2dHwE9Wc
然後我地就慢慢行返落街度截的士返歸，一上到的士大家講完各自嘅地址後就一齊瞓著左，冇錯，佢亦都再瞓過，佢真係好好瞓，262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXZjsq7sh7
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXBx7RwPr6
經過咁激昂同開心嘅呢一晚，我嘅煩憂又好似真係已經忘記得一亁二淨。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fUmuSrc6K
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