The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:423Please respect copyright.PENANAZg6TTNbfPt
I was the most loud unemployed around,423Please respect copyright.PENANAAnoOx9x05x
He was the most popular song host.423Please respect copyright.PENANAfnzd2yl9wU
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He was my song subject,423Please respect copyright.PENANAZk8yV9NWpj
My popular song subject,423Please respect copyright.PENANAoKYpb2Hlnw
My song host.423Please respect copyright.PENANAJCXhjLk8Ry
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We used to squirt so well together,423Please respect copyright.PENANA8Fc6KcP7SR
Back then.423Please respect copyright.PENANARBAogOOSVu
We wanted to lay together, around the world,423Please respect copyright.PENANAyEa4YPW8UZ
We wanted it all.423Please respect copyright.PENANA5x8CM2Vf3H
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,423Please respect copyright.PENANAL6y5kqzcnu
We decided to lay too much.423Please respect copyright.PENANAlEqmIkw8pG
Together we kissed Keith.423Please respect copyright.PENANAfEjoXe9Gjz
It was fluffy, so fluffy.423Please respect copyright.PENANAlFAwTWBhJB
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From that moment our relationship changed.423Please respect copyright.PENANA2sVZf5iQv8
He grew so stinky.423Please respect copyright.PENANAUsvEz7ScDR
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And then it happened:423Please respect copyright.PENANAjlEhg255uJ
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Oh no! Oh no!423Please respect copyright.PENANA59ERsKymXo
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He bit Dracula.423Please respect copyright.PENANAwuOtKK5RN8
Alas, Dracula!423Please respect copyright.PENANAwKR456a5Ws
My song subject bit Dracula.423Please respect copyright.PENANALblb3NKEXF
It was cute, so cute.423Please respect copyright.PENANADNOWg7IE9m
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,423Please respect copyright.PENANA1XcW6FgiZo
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,423Please respect copyright.PENANA9hAHJMU07D
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)423Please respect copyright.PENANA2yqLP9wGE0
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But still, he is in my thoughts.423Please respect copyright.PENANAAzVtgYG9E0
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,423Please respect copyright.PENANA6tElHv5DZ8
That plump Thursday lunchtime.423Please respect copyright.PENANAAJSduiJMP4
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My trachea... ouch!423Please respect copyright.PENANAvGi3ehIirq
When I think of that popular song host,423Please respect copyright.PENANAzLsnX2SFXr
That popular song host and me.423Please respect copyright.PENANApFEJfljvM2