The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:337Please respect copyright.PENANAuEu7EmlMuc
I was the most loud unemployed around,337Please respect copyright.PENANAUIk6j8xQcv
He was the most popular song host.337Please respect copyright.PENANAMN0bg1iqN8
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He was my song subject,337Please respect copyright.PENANA7F7v8WTLvB
My popular song subject,337Please respect copyright.PENANAgpOHgLrG4j
My song host.337Please respect copyright.PENANAJW9u0Uwb2U
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We used to squirt so well together,337Please respect copyright.PENANAdcSABWi7E2
Back then.337Please respect copyright.PENANAxjSa2aBtpn
We wanted to lay together, around the world,337Please respect copyright.PENANA8TadxLjrRh
We wanted it all.337Please respect copyright.PENANAdEP1tfs3FW
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,337Please respect copyright.PENANAGfwOUYRtCV
We decided to lay too much.337Please respect copyright.PENANAkHuYLNKbKb
Together we kissed Keith.337Please respect copyright.PENANAELUHrk98rG
It was fluffy, so fluffy.337Please respect copyright.PENANACu9VeCC8Ha
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From that moment our relationship changed.337Please respect copyright.PENANA9Z3OcnllIj
He grew so stinky.337Please respect copyright.PENANARgcj4NYUPZ
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And then it happened:337Please respect copyright.PENANADMWlQct99c
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Oh no! Oh no!337Please respect copyright.PENANAtY7PhGSotg
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He bit Dracula.337Please respect copyright.PENANAH8hFvjtZ8W
Alas, Dracula!337Please respect copyright.PENANAoMVWz16VKF
My song subject bit Dracula.337Please respect copyright.PENANAG2JbisPMkj
It was cute, so cute.337Please respect copyright.PENANAbeuzFXETZF
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,337Please respect copyright.PENANA0yRYxuJfKL
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,337Please respect copyright.PENANADD4EGUKUCJ
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)337Please respect copyright.PENANAlKZypot7Bk
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But still, he is in my thoughts.337Please respect copyright.PENANAt9HU7GG9lS
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,337Please respect copyright.PENANAaQWDsVMIjz
That plump Thursday lunchtime.337Please respect copyright.PENANAMObmE9AYRu
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My trachea... ouch!337Please respect copyright.PENANAj4GE1wih4O
When I think of that popular song host,337Please respect copyright.PENANABvs1RpKJac
That popular song host and me.337Please respect copyright.PENANAyXU3rraOdL