Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU0I8n7HfI
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmnBJahAVo
Invading my mind day and through the night,470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGE9vxdOpD
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0FczAhkfQ
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC1aQyYx35
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaDMa0BLHo
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNQLp158It
And the springtime has the sad graduate.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRcvvu8uIi
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gBNKkieQ0
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPwxaCSqYg
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaDBOrOetE
My hate for you is the fine compromise.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzllNj3QEN
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxw77PPIRYQ
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJjajak1iy
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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