That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra375Please respect copyright.PENANAfKXB9JbwES
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"375Please respect copyright.PENANA9s47mOD1bp
Someone said as we shook hands.375Please respect copyright.PENANAvjgweCvaPy
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.375Please respect copyright.PENANAwnTD6Pjk25
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,375Please respect copyright.PENANA3KtJysYoR0
You're a gentleman who understands,375Please respect copyright.PENANAI9EamjTz2R
I'm a gal who must be hot."375Please respect copyright.PENANAlOzFx77NpF
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,375Please respect copyright.PENANAP7Rpct2uxR
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,375Please respect copyright.PENANAlPHsgMtGtz
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!375Please respect copyright.PENANAE2zexsZPvp
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!375Please respect copyright.PENANAPBzFwplhut
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."375Please respect copyright.PENANABbTiuUSzJL
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I practiced every day,375Please respect copyright.PENANADsCmmDqwsj
To find some clever lines to say,375Please respect copyright.PENANAo35cP5iOin
To make the meaning come through...375Please respect copyright.PENANARHaDFXe6PD
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:375Please respect copyright.PENANA0M9go54f9E
"Gorbinschnozzel."375Please respect copyright.PENANAqp431LBfTC
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,375Please respect copyright.PENANASZdUwCdD8Q
Like the day before.375Please respect copyright.PENANAjzX9b3397s
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He loves dirt,375Please respect copyright.PENANAVHFUioGUkl
He hates peanut butter,375Please respect copyright.PENANAD8kv7zi2k8
He loves berries.375Please respect copyright.PENANA7tUYrgCl60
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That's why Lord Franchesco,375Please respect copyright.PENANA41pyHR22Ux
That's why Lord Franchesco,375Please respect copyright.PENANAmU3IOxB8vh
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.375Please respect copyright.PENANAPTs5n2OwwZ
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Gorbinschnozzel.375Please respect copyright.PENANAttRMCvkbOq
Gorbinschnozzel...