「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJtKC1e0nu
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBj10rgzRO
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9FGuCaRpX
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2x6OpHu2S
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SHIT！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoAGf4NGxe
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSShLEUNsV
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzt4ZQhkJgx
709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawCWfgaaCW
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l69kHtTgx
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEx13wrfmv
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我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PLTUwRqVW
709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztx5ayXKvp
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLhB8nWCCC
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQR1iW1huW
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一陣溫暖。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9Gawz7mgN
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5iYsXyQhQ
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dfYUSltCd
709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YdWzbGvyA
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sf5SHrR8P
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轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxCNLQ2MQ1
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那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8N4xPvKy7
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想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMV56K4mrb
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzsEidzDfs
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難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTxfyb6uMx
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好像不太禮貌。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KRZer730n
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我決定正常一點。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡougFRPtZWc
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「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47UkjjS4e6
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她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOa4DosDMH
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3JXIYLMAH
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nl2MCActB
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過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQ3bIIRUiQ
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不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06egbjR5gu
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就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvnfyuGmRG
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaXErx81jw
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHHwvAZqGF
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOstEAEFFB
709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaITHBZtxuO
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGeyF8H6zl
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8cAzoTLqv
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5PAllpEdF
709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qjGcrfnPn
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTFwUw1eMc
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可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa1DmFHzl9
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xAaRdy4r9
709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiZeMIQxZu
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ImkZYfdgS
709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3HURSMCsO
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrZgjQTAB9
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kRK84k7ew
709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7853VbId8
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9hFivHBmm
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我說了一個笑話。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVComsmrFEU
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我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzAoPAsUQw
709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjVGo38ZGA
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYc8JG1aGs
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她：「……」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZHCTYCoZb
709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSThyY9RV7I
我：「……」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDYEpLA5IT
709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOAZAO3COs
毒撚最忌有自信。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHyLVaK3fW
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這話是可信的。709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0zpv8VPdQ
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfkgbiW3UE
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」709Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtfvdJ0qPu
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