「望咩啫你。」995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKs8CmENKY0
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這句毫不浪漫，沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話，卻成了我們的開場白。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXB5g4syfv
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時間要退帶一點，我要先自我介紹一下。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yG4K9qZsA
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我叫方禮賢，一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPYRlvpOSB
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當然，除了我沒有六尺高之外，還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動，沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqerH3GmcB
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其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢，應該和我十二歲那場大病有關，我也忘了是什麼病，總之是類似氣管收縮，只有躺臥床上才能呼吸，一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY6dwperWP
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結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期，差點連畢業禮也去不成。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0uhXjS3sb
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怪不得我運動那麼差，練不成傳說中張家輝的身材，原來有原因的。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoR76LHGwk
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可是老媽總是說，我練不成好身材，根本就是懶，那個病在中一時早就好了啦。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaXa623l1t
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喔，是嗎？995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84ASDCxIi4
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好吧，我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶，平日最喜歡就是躲在家中，什麼地方都不去，然後一口汽水、一口薯片，一邊大笑地看電影。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOTFyE5Gp6
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什麼叫人生享受？ 這就是人生享受！995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvjxYLqDiJ
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「阿賢，你咁嘅樣，邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊？」每次看到我這個模樣，母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11YPhxpLHt
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這個時候，我總是開玩笑地說：「媽，女仔唔係睇『樣子』，係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymwuCoHBp1
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後來，我才發現，在香港，根本連「搵食」都不容易。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzSFuWH3I2
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我記得，曾經網絡上流傳一段句：995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6A5aK8GYQ
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生，容易。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0kZdUw80c
活，容易。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAYY3PGHMM
生活，不容易。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSSuG834sG
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如果套用在香港，那就是：995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUMNzvyE1C
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生：容易。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1T9IdAXw8
活：容易。995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA2xhpptPL
在香港生活：FUCK OFF995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIJIA2ysRp
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「媽，女仔唔係睇樣子，係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjXDoKFxg6
「仔，如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你，乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩？」995Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVyV1phKX3
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