「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlv6vGKiJTX
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw2lKR2ru5
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LukjmfZui
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7eEqaDytI
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「我聽唔明。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY6opvo4I4
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd820ngJiz
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuUUbXw9ZC
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這個原因，遲點會說。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLykMlnNDx
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUddU5710cu
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZICEaTrlWU
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa3wGW6vmv
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XYJABwyki
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQHDPAa5Pn
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59XRnk8DjT
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTilOi5JKs7
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRsl7k9az3
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xFjoGqOIK
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WBtoY8MJx
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwR2iy0lVQW
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0AIiftMYe
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5cLZ435AY
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrpV8xzCgw
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2THN73RQ45
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbNkJ9HfD5
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxsglwLM2R
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwbdTzZC93
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh0woVuEmC
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HEg6nnat6
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsLOrOoxE5
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4K8OWPldPh
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr22g3mVbmE
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ33IslyYgK
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCzeaE57y4
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc66yXD8A55
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZecWSWyAS
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世事往往難以預料。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaQ3IAKbI7
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAol6Oe4To
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuUpKExJUF
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是的，真的那麼剛好。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIV098Ye4i
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Dz5Ntxqoo
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLDy58nhNa
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT363oKPcH
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxVvCL2JV0
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4e30siCZs
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgYPbWbMu8
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGivBNUzv2B
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8sTTjYKKm
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8bruwPpgb
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6pzcjqYLE
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5MqgEC7oP
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYKK67m83f
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyssSloiOh
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEsCtZXoMF
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnLso3GYTX
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX914Dsgwc
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T6bTOiKsH
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDbQ5UT58C
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「唔信！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohWMHolwIh
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhZpRbhrCO
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63MJC4h1gQ
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwXw7kP4or
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ruG1CKnIl
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFbzMwHaoj
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8WEEfKNGh
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「咩點？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYy0GykSYY
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6aIhwst0O
「佢無打你咩？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMuLSrHeQi
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuhOsURXuU
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tgbLZUw6Q
那麼奇怪？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuRqlxhbbf
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSftBXe07Uk
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEkqXxbGii
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFG9UX3j0w
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrZXkZs53w
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoum1TbyJH
「係咁就原諒你？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PBBKC35lg
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw0hiRCXyN
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EAChler7v
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw6NH7PaW1
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXCoSHZASF
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeLTRNJ9Yw
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4NTFWJ0GO
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算了。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSWIGPinUz
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6K14l1hCe
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtZ0jwTn2q
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXnOWTNBJm
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZppsoGDFJ
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFzOxnFCWV
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4A53hr6Zz
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJzEjt3YRb
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegu6JNg2im
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可是他……657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd0xp56BOn
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我該怎麼說呢？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnc5nXEFSf
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMgnkQI7vb
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aNzAF9NtM
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFLkRCyQww
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjVzOP1g7M
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kG8rPbHQA
雖然動機未明。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPkG6ybTYR
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXM6Rpq9JG
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZ1XC9OLiP
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkjZKLqM2i
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wGyR7xWFn
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlSPRKjg9I
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhTA719LVv
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuKhICZ2pH
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Tizq25rL7
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyxpO6Tqee
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我說了，不原諒還好。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVr0dbCTG6p
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiovRz2q07e
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AhrhubY7k
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhuXlF6IvC
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUJcEIKAUT
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF417fPi5D6
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMls8GWrUvG
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfZiowmC8I
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfbXGkVQYT
所以？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQacPH8A9GS
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz97YLOOrPR
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6qZgM2bOS
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqQtEU2Hti
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpD7PMVwnwe
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsrZVWBfJA
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuC8cTQOO4
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLnMjiZD5t
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lZJH74jkW
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0Nj0ZFvgl
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWB2bMn4WQ
657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2PNR1wAQp
又回到我的故事。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97PYbMHy9O
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「望咩啫你。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIceJXCRbR
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