「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX99hdH7siG
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHJJw3IR9s
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrALCxOv4em
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1zliKLy9e
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「我聽唔明。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBHwqUSgNS
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdntagK5wSW
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HyDPFTgfE
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這個原因，遲點會說。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB19i7Cty2e
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0s0qtsNue
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGjBETxjrQ
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcu8I7xcEd
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeg5lRb81TD
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnZC9Dogq9
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkk3lNjDEm
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UWmlmxs7r
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsRBHmeDgg
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh28Y2fZCOJ
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2VmVmiZZY
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr21mZ18CWl
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI1ZzxJ4SJ
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE1jTvwwnL
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztnzaHPhrs
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStjxkQT1ey
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbk0d3NAf9
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPMdMi792Y
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgS672jElDR
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWBkqYaulC
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT05WkV6IKw
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世事往往難以預料。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieJzwLaRta
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenyscGTAyQ
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zc548mj0O
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是的，真的那麼剛好。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIulCoWt0rM
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mJhpQqgZ7
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxFRITMbGT
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tKCzzRz7U
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UQtybAqbV
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIwDAAfq9u
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjEscHmgaB
「你點先唔嬲啊？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1yiX7Sbuj
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nNvMWxYfD
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5imlSEMJHD
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnl1Mm41IP
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdGrmGe3iP
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsE1ST11DXY
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPXbF2XPSz
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv00SHli2Dp
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5GzZzowH1
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFFFU3i6eB
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxvUfLtHFm
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXW3QEr3kW
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHm8DS0LEnY
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmarl64TJQF
「唔信！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PR9tZuLxW
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieFoS1IJbT
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ufq5Esp2a
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPDt0DSjaN
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8EIWCuMF8
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUGQUZ3fCH
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9oOPyrP1F
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「咩點？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe69DPKFCmw
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZRvnHy9fh
「佢無打你咩？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhrFEvNAC9
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSYL16uoWE
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0w8OpN9IHC
那麼奇怪？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuSTMVOk2V
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHW8GYlg3nP
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACmNYu58Lw
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRoi6lLn10
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3RbSHZusM
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNeDNvPdqO
「係咁就原諒你？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46Mkoeor4t
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdryhdJYadS
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5wd5qklp9
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt3gWzWQU3
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei092Xdstf
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ2iSsFCUv
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算了。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbEl0Hzybx
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69iJVncQfL
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgzQNjwIBU
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZortfgqc5W
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpp1NaNfMI
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyNRP9WBXQ
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3toYC49oz
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可是他……570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SCUXXXk4J
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我該怎麼說呢？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1r5290hAfq
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJAghUWDhV
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZD0gCi661h
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雖然動機未明。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolBWLtxaeQ
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaE9t6SZtN
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbyShodPsy
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他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6M5BgVt5Al
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqIAWVMu1F
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EBxIjhD3v
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMvny6Jxaw
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我說了，不原諒還好。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg9FIhrMwj
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7LpWsLYP5
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTUP5wvT10
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGY614pFyh
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANqLJcPhZU
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIghalu7tZA
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所以？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6U4pg673Xz
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM1aYO7VLq
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZz33awrox
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0P3pk6VNH
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm6Ks7XzAb
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FLpnu81QS
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5i1LMyqMs
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6Sr8sVaGi
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTih3mk1Ku
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaO3qy39kv
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又回到我的故事。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoymzz2NbMP
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「望咩啫你。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTtOyMH4tv
570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cF4lDZEMQ
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