「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIxEMWvree
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MBnTd0xwP
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsyBAOQubU
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBgqUKGP4c
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「我聽唔明。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhl5vxx0RK
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsik4W8XpuC
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa7JzNgolK
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PNVZ7SYY2
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這個原因，遲點會說。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI58fUG7gmg
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHOVrpvox0
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO9ORga9bl
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZRAc4v9x4
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pAZSOPSB4
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CWtpq5l57
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJw3IdqrZJ
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYmmqMSzv3
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWxxHcgPNQ
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tO8Ttt1g2
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuZzoyTInl
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4YbIF2ZwS
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFJg7SQzWB
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6hTsjEdpc
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAl1yzCL5P
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4azjwS2Dfs
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwGC0D0nfC
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Iz0BcAm2j
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteD0oFkhpH
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHViYkIxRR9
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIlmflMRpc
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2zlPqzaIv
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世事往往難以預料。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWo33N1rqx
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFutVks13Bw
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPpJihXFKg
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是的，真的那麼剛好。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXBUtesRWO
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqPFWgqBVG
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwN6UTnEq1s
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hdp8lFH3y
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTBNY0oEZd
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo1s7vxJtc
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fQfxyr52r
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7KPd6MiAW
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6ecz7zNJe
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7gsHfezx8
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiguXiQ2M9R
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGn7hskaIf
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9A7L5n0nY
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfQdCXmLCm
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBEG4oRTsp
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「唔信！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1TfApAbST
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZba1IQ0uM
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLKVdkqaDC
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk52yVT68w0
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroFRIktbha
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「咩點？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQdUBl1ixE
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「佢無打你咩？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQVkpu3haL
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk1qmnF4jW
那麼奇怪？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFLio4Q2Pe
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87SrbKlUwq
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxanZdZeX8K
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf8XOc1uWr
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO6kaEvQmc
「係咁就原諒你？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSnF47pSoj
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUMCz2wFwv
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkOVhL2yJb
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ua8LdsQQO
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp40s99Azv
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算了。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEjrADrL9q
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCRf5ypGD4
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6eY7eJoTS
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpRNKdaZTK
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MhJiBZkQt
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj8QQbtCLa
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOrkLiNFlP
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可是他……618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77gZKJjrZa
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我該怎麼說呢？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBua6icBGm
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIgz2O7jKE
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOoZhL6HXQ
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6he9oBo2KO
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雖然動機未明。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7fIaaidnU
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NSu5UiZTX
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhh1UFoprEG
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpmxnOy7sw
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlvU2BiKqA
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvzMMtwunC
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk71k1QcDXa
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDDQqv9MrF
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyiRpfGCbO
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我說了，不原諒還好。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgjTySQsNF
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kBif4TuC4
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5yJ548CBU
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAbYYSaMbk
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVlgc7xsfx
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXnASaGSgr
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y22CnttfZ
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS3s4MUtNi
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所以？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L4VAhdxn0
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92VaLoZqfs
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYmoPKvJSf
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCI5GgDQVDy
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYGjpcz15p
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu27lara3r
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCGAgII0eR
618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXjfLg8Hhp
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4ftwjMbFO
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又回到我的故事。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpNRdYgYeG
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「望咩啫你。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYl8xK24cn
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