「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3IdhviINo
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkVOASXVvg
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vvLq2rK8K
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQcbXYd1FT
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SHIT！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdnoOdJJDl
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN9fiblVpb
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggISTvn6Gk
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我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXuDQ3v75H
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7hAVxnfP3
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1tloJGPtZ
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1B1YBaoJe
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsCpiKkd4R
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYhaDKjrqL
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIIanWd4eB
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVAuxRbNrD
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一陣溫暖。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFepkDxnarN
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CJg6Jjp3Z
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigiCoM5Kc4
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「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCZ9TaSzpD
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOuPJunTnN
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavRZLhEF6C
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfjMKpw7wN
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHA2kgOUoW9
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想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpio8m3XF9
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnIHi6vYmr
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJgKQfPDsA
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz6e8euQI7
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT6R91QQw0
好像不太禮貌。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakUElF0VT3
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我決定正常一點。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqx7fefYvA
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcATxxtaqh
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK2LjvVu6t
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mnh8HnRjZ
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwsmju5OEW
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywC61viDnd
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfRK4x7L3g
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過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5JVN7WjTk
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zwyqb43rp
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ012mpMGKyb
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就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8t6h2R7fJ8
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXsWIejJHJ
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3ytLBAgNU
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81O8pI6K1M
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9oiRa9gGw
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QBQhQv0gN
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMB3C3UcXUD
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1SyxYu7Fx
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7IfrCx3uT
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o1Nu4Fpz0
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg3gxTFu48
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可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J1SU0Dyp1
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHUCVIZ1g0
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhPUTn2wSE
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDUtfVKEkl
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISwhh52ZLZ
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHeJ2LeL2P
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EGr2rCtI9
因為她笑的時候真的很美。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0kzXcmAzI
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszKtQlLBpJ
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYStGqWIvW
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3fYHfAAPH
我說了一個笑話。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaY5qLgO46
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzPHkDe6ty
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkarCqOjJOD
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rkw6Wglpf
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIFUTySS9W
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她：「……」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMSzzfssa7
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJF5PEPOCo
我：「……」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncfMcoEDNE
807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5cHr4BpgR
毒撚最忌有自信。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilx1z0VSaN
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這話是可信的。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFCBaSUOSP
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrAtZkQRqz
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVH1p1nvKn
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