「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tFizhWD5T
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzs17iejHrP
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnWqUYDqCg
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjFZjhujuy
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「我聽唔明。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeDh0kqybz
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfONUPw1o33
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qCBlCvjG1
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這個原因，遲點會說。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9XuRTd8Nm
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aXbexggSq
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0WshYuvRJ
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkZkxr9Qu2
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcrHvkzSuB
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA6W7BO9vx
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCatmylWAm
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHH5YFKSWjI
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisQjRNi4TS
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlgixOy6iy
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1W9kOW8gn
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1obiV44OsW
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rpRdHTwYi
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaLgIDwm6a
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbnMUGcYI5
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDmgVVLP3T
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjme3CsRAm5
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZostMtAdX5
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XVF7UCqWI
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世事往往難以預料。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjL8hyk6Bm
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpcExlrf2P
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhFOL8Ww65
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是的，真的那麼剛好。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvTyNXJ3aV
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPHXBYwLlE
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzVoM8wiWl
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh0Nmeysjw
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PF93aKJe1
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLkOo7ZMl7
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAAbLAhtI1
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzY5SCb2i7
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50HAfI1zio
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wIcAImYsl
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTItBtNW2c
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSDw7wnK5r
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONEVRjsfMm
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeztp0yRO73
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOmt1VBnr4
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「唔信！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmX8zEG8kF
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlhSeLZCNJ
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBnrV5dPi4
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1HlmnezQ0
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡin0bqnogJF
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「咩點？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tiGcszNz3
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「佢無打你咩？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHtRFgnct2
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUipVTb5h4
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJvlroNf0q
那麼奇怪？580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUti3ytFeZh
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUEcgZIJxH
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ptjkxGkZR
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2zPL8EJyW
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「係咁就原諒你？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gnTpjjneB
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTZC4WA5v1
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwbD4r4R3B
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0kAGJiugq
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNQvXEk4n9
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算了。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VZP6Chmdl
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYAVtcYHwO
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f2u8TGVXx
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2YzpLgm0D
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhb44vS76w
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf5FjMgIkD
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboP3sykcKc
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可是他……580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWvdUdYoxs
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我該怎麼說呢？580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdC1PigAkX
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiitcTeUy1
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDqtA5vhfN
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雖然動機未明。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3S7zCZqMg
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWNb93gmMT
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN8XBXCiQ1
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusCcpewnyP
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp3nxNv05J
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7vd2VdfPp
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1itezdjoG
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQG3kL4XU76
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我說了，不原諒還好。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zFDe8xO8V
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EBc76Oqvo
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf02aJCZ4B2
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlL6oyy3D0H
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxX5PNONa9
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdjJEQifNY
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所以？580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgejFLpeGHe
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvBxCuS52G
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMIVnHEDUk
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XuMH4gk86
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTiTJa9yHz
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2ITQj6h1g
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總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA7funo0HJ
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又回到我的故事。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB8lZKkXSG
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「望咩啫你。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzv2Oxoorl
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