「你係咪痴左線啊?為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁,傻鬼咗呀?」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。635Please respect copyright.PENANATD1jkNgEHv
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中,卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。635Please respect copyright.PENANAWDw8y13gMu
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「有一啲人,識咗一世嘅時間,可以一世對你無咩大影響。635Please respect copyright.PENANAeTnebm6KtP
但有一啲人,識咗一日嘅時間,就可以影響你一世。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAnkslFkzOBk
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「我聽唔明。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAa7heUNqS9E
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅,追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAlmmwu5D0vi
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其實我考慮了很久,該不該把他們的故事寫出來,最後因為一個原因,所以必需要寫的。635Please respect copyright.PENANA64SSmSQhIS
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這個原因,遲點會說。635Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6fTn3f3rx
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話說劉華明在旅行事前,已經通知他的同學,有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。635Please respect copyright.PENANAqmd0FWTJj0
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。635Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9QGNM3Dmj
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事實證明,朋友,信一成,戶口分分鐘變零。635Please respect copyright.PENANAtMwmZwy4OF
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首先上機,劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座,而那班同學都表示OK,會讓他們坐在一起。635Please respect copyright.PENANAgOKhCPrbeQ
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而事實是,當劉華明在自己座位坐著時,同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了,不想傳染人,就把Chloe帶走了。635Please respect copyright.PENANAk2bzF0Dui4
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著,等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時,最後他等到一個大胖子。635Please respect copyright.PENANAIb1xVe7uc0
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在女神臉前展現實力,是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學,635Please respect copyright.PENANAqDIGM3mCRa
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜,635Please respect copyright.PENANArau0gaVAXf
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然後故意輸給劉華明,讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。635Please respect copyright.PENANAXvd9vd3aEq
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全班十三個男孩都很配合,讓劉華明輸了十三次。635Please respect copyright.PENANAA9haxc3B9S
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不過,這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑,他們真的有心幫助他。635Please respect copyright.PENANAhQy7APfZdD
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到達酒店的當晚,一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外,還真心為劉華明佈局。635Please respect copyright.PENANAOfYBG9Gwzw
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服,而家一個人係房啊,拿我地就出去食野,你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢,實加哂分啦。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAC0ghcfm2Se
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂,而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者,不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。635Please respect copyright.PENANAOP3syjT1EC
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Chloe喔?女神喔?這麼大好的機會。635Please respect copyright.PENANAFuTo9t8xSP
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。635Please respect copyright.PENANAWXqvGgIcHc
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就這樣,他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥,連同感冒藥,外加一些甜食回去。他心想著,今次一定能奪取芳心。635Please respect copyright.PENANANvrIsPodM9
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世事往往難以預料。635Please respect copyright.PENANAofyEcFeTNp
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙,把門打開,剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗,所以去洗個澡,又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。635Please respect copyright.PENANAQpBUpB32Y6
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嗯,大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。635Please respect copyright.PENANAYAUqRKFBeM
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是的,真的那麼剛好。635Please respect copyright.PENANAeO0WHhspX3
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就那麼一點點剛好,就會要了人命。635Please respect copyright.PENANAUgmNnLRYum
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劉華明,我說,你死得也不枉此生吧。635Please respect copyright.PENANA3DhEcx9V9C
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即使如此,劉華明還是沒有放棄。635Please respect copyright.PENANApLchGcrEzE
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他希望能哄回Chloe,而全班同學也賣力的幫口,畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。635Please respect copyright.PENANAJCjcCr61Rq
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「你點先唔嬲啊?」635Please respect copyright.PENANArqsBk8Vpzv
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在公車上,劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位,正是Chloe的隔座,他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。635Please respect copyright.PENANAGWeu6KI52l
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架,我都無戴CON。」635Please respect copyright.PENANA1j0t0iz1qn
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「亂講啦你!你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦!」Chloe交叉著手,嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。635Please respect copyright.PENANA6wEdWW95YW
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「我講真架,我真係睇唔到野架!」635Please respect copyright.PENANApm1jSU5uwO
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「我唔會信你架,你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡!」635Please respect copyright.PENANAMDYreb2TZ8
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧!」635Please respect copyright.PENANACtsX08klp8
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「唔信!」635Please respect copyright.PENANAYWWHBGxRel
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架!」635Please respect copyright.PENANA5ebEuvSiYV
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時,635Please respect copyright.PENANApPwaITIk8h
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他又加了句,「除左妳。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAW53Kwcr1TP
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我聽到後大驚起來,問他:「咁你點?」635Please respect copyright.PENANA8jgI22Fiqk
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「咩點?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAutX8WgNigS
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「佢無打你咩?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAL1z5K9m9C7
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「佢做咩要打我?」他疑問道。635Please respect copyright.PENANAaayr5isLu3
那麼奇怪?635Please respect copyright.PENANAW2nuBC3rzo
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「咁佢有咩反應啊?」我追問。635Please respect copyright.PENANAHD8qUSKrTs
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「下,佢忍唔住笑左出來,然後鬧左我一句:『口花花!』就無事啦。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAzZc9lKTio4
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「係咁就原諒你?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAk3iBMEMLxb
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「唔係仲想點?」他理直氣壯的說道。635Please respect copyright.PENANAtd29zI4lsN
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAHVcrxG9wy2
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望Chloe很清楚,不就是表明那一晚.......635Please respect copyright.PENANAmk0zXTJz9A
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算了。635Please respect copyright.PENANAQa6yvnoQ2f
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他繼續雀躍地說道:「有咩問題?好浪漫啊,我都唔知當時我點解講到出口,太好文釆啦我!」635Please respect copyright.PENANAOCXkVDgl2U
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學,這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞?635Please respect copyright.PENANAPSgqbVN5GD
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不過,成功原諒劉華明,並非好運的開始。635Please respect copyright.PENANA97IkOerZZP
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或者,沒有原諒過他,反而比較好。635Please respect copyright.PENANAy5MwnCcBxT
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。635Please respect copyright.PENANA4cv0tn2w1l
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可是他……635Please respect copyright.PENANAg346MVOlaQ
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我該怎麼說呢?635Please respect copyright.PENANAtGs7t1QY10
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。635Please respect copyright.PENANA3W4tTWcWh7
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倒楣到一個點,我嚴重懷疑他所說的話,是他自己捏造出來的。635Please respect copyright.PENANAEMynbUi9AI
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雖然動機未明。635Please respect copyright.PENANACNFLoPM3z0
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不過劉華明對於我的不信,表示強烈不滿,因為他自己已很不高興。635Please respect copyright.PENANAchjAbx08gy
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事情是這樣的,就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天,他想給一個驚喜她。635Please respect copyright.PENANAJBtUkJ6E1q
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他計劃好了,在回酒店的某條路上,用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白,希望感動Chloe,他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌,因為自己要陪大隊嘛。635Please respect copyright.PENANA7s53YC1Mc9
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也不知道是誰動的手腳,或許是請的人,或許是路人,或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。635Please respect copyright.PENANA3TK5fL7atL
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總之,Chloe回酒店的路上,看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。635Please respect copyright.PENANAHgIzTASa36
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。635Please respect copyright.PENANAtzhfZfxb9x
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我說了,不原諒還好。635Please respect copyright.PENANAOYXUZLhUl2
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事,太多太多數之不盡。635Please respect copyright.PENANAcHGlFizaOy
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例如他想送禮物,就學人求婚一樣,將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡,希望她會感到驚喜。635Please respect copyright.PENANA83Cg7p4TFQ
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不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手,都不會是驚喜。635Please respect copyright.PENANAFyBTVAamD1
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小,是不同的。635Please respect copyright.PENANAQbDKudE0Uj
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。635Please respect copyright.PENANAsMtsan52sS
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAccz4nt26On
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然後,她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時,她就說了句:「望咩啫你。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAbkolzNVWcU
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怎麼那麼熟悉的?這一句?635Please respect copyright.PENANAl9PRDGdtRE
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總而言之,我們先將劉華明的故事擱置,將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。635Please respect copyright.PENANABwnWMsbpWx
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又回到我的故事。635Please respect copyright.PENANAnxYowW8kzz
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「望咩啫你。」635Please respect copyright.PENANA87akMFndB9
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