「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZWrgnnAfp
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFk1eazsv6s
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy35VZBd0FL
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSMu7Yaa6h
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「我聽唔明。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCBNE01iqU
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwULpm2eZRN
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmiclUdheu
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這個原因，遲點會說。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMW9Wac5Ueh
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ5b1E4kVD
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xG6B52VMQ
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCytFnzPOoU
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUtndLObtX
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5MCbzDs37
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbQumUbdki
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuUHA8NqEu
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWXn1MMk9j
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkcbac3y17
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHviXxO7IG
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvR64pQeAep
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiOa7Jp1Uh
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7omIzn8Ep
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiiyOr5JkM
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbktxoHmXOw
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGVhxCvBTN
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmipxbavBB1
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世事往往難以預料。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnT4OqmbEB
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8432pAyyE
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3RFGZeDrU
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是的，真的那麼剛好。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLVPAktwYA
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nk5TAyqMu
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrSCtkjWXu
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUodqQoZs7
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他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCRXDkJF5V
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBf5RKA2Er
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4m2iIAmqI
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBayxIbEIVh
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「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2ht8CifUI
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB85coxkyYB
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVVqxoWlRi
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHfPkD3pmc
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「唔信！」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkDadxcF7K
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lMZ2yGl3U
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQE2DLpeWs
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVXsDHuZQu
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKphKcpEHj
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「咩點？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5Iomq0zkW
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「佢無打你咩？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAd4toXf69
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExAIMXOdJr
那麼奇怪？675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfye7M66iZ
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u9bKCSny4
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「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbxPqjFleH
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「係咁就原諒你？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4JegCN11A
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「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRlzLRj5uS
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCmnhAl7tR
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjLQUKcvVw
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算了。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROdAH4N4tz
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhah7scCIou
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTyxeLt5KO
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbBUX87SPf
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj700Q7v5bC
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PkZvYO5Cg
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可是他……675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWOcac0Fdm
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我該怎麼說呢？675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4DTrrqzad
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgbfm03RwV
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLtHXBzmcv
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雖然動機未明。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm1QjBRGli
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJt98q65fjH
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgiK1dgVXv
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他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXj67JvWK9
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFDNolA35j
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSesPmP8TT9
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD6q8mbzdp
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我說了，不原諒還好。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlYtGkl23x
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIqnelJDep
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7U2CXIY1VK
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不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcYtBXpx8C
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxVlF4TlP5
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所以？675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90ExXQw83m
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3OcChz88M
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm2LCtOaXY
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwrWWtT403
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT185fOhyY
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總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fd9lmJT8X
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又回到我的故事。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ5Gxhfa2j
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「望咩啫你。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo98cjSPKBQ
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