「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD1jkNgEHv
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDw8y13gMu
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTnebm6KtP
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkslFkzOBk
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「我聽唔明。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7heUNqS9E
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmmwu5D0vi
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64SSmSQhIS
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這個原因，遲點會說。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6fTn3f3rx
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmd0FWTJj0
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9QGNM3Dmj
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMwmZwy4OF
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOKhCPrbeQ
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2bzF0Dui4
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb1xVe7uc0
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDIGM3mCRa
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrau0gaVAXf
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvd9vd3aEq
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9haxc3B9S
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQy7APfZdD
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfYBG9Gwzw
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0ghcfm2Se
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOP3syjT1EC
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuTo9t8xSP
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXqvGgIcHc
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvrIsPodM9
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世事往往難以預料。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofyEcFeTNp
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpBUpB32Y6
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAUqRKFBeM
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是的，真的那麼剛好。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO0WHhspX3
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgmNnLRYum
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DhEcx9V9C
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLchGcrEzE
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他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCjcCr61Rq
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqsBk8Vpzv
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWeu6KI52l
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1j0t0iz1qn
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「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wEdWW95YW
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm1jSU5uwO
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDYreb2TZ8
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtsX08klp8
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「唔信！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWWHBGxRel
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ebEuvSiYV
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPwaITIk8h
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW53Kwcr1TP
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jgI22Fiqk
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「咩點？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutX8WgNigS
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「佢無打你咩？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1z5K9m9C7
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaayr5isLu3
那麼奇怪？635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2nuBC3rzo
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD8qUSKrTs
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「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZc9lKTio4
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「係咁就原諒你？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3iBMEMLxb
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「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd29zI4lsN
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVcrxG9wy2
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmk0zXTJz9A
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算了。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa6yvnoQ2f
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCXkVDgl2U
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSgqbVN5GD
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97IkOerZZP
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5MwnCcBxT
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cv0tn2w1l
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可是他……635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg346MVOlaQ
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我該怎麼說呢？635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGs7t1QY10
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W4tTWcWh7
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMynbUi9AI
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雖然動機未明。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNFLoPM3z0
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchjAbx08gy
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBtUkJ6E1q
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他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7s53YC1Mc9
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TK5fL7atL
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgIzTASa36
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzhfZfxb9x
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我說了，不原諒還好。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYXUZLhUl2
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHGlFizaOy
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83Cg7p4TFQ
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不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyBTVAamD1
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbDKudE0Uj
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所以？635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnKjw4AWVP
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMtsan52sS
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccz4nt26On
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkolzNVWcU
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9PRDGdtRE
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總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwnWMsbpWx
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又回到我的故事。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxYowW8kzz
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「望咩啫你。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87akMFndB9
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