「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucLzsV0ug8
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86oHoD6TGx
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmovvkpwgHn
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AZmubTXqx
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「我聽唔明。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1NgXd7uya
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2UKbGjP7n
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6Av46nDHU
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這個原因，遲點會說。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitORJ9b9hh
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFH33uBcSGm
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiRVl5OnMs
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMmtD1Zk4u
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWIFrKQjzz
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO0usOPUrF
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8upqZ5izPY
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwXEgPdm9l
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjUE1DXYQx
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozhS9jQEQb
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi0b0mioMc
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9UzUW6Q9l
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwYOmk7vth
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouNfKtmgkT
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SydBt1zLP
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7evTdxWor0
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcvOzPiifp
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuspxXah8Bi
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgFTmsP6p5
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspK7lX6uw8
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世事往往難以預料。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuM8JENOus
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH24xKy7tI
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL8I9UqnXT
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是的，真的那麼剛好。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2ZapOmmfj
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UqgK049Bq
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLIXHY3B9A
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FXflLd99T
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmINsBZESF1
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkGAX74JIi
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1IFjPkb7k
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAiP1fpXvj
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xNNJRPZvT
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaNjdwcndO
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgycoDyhwUf
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMJ0WRu5o0
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJNrb28NC9
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTK448g4F0
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfVltIZBtf
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MhZTdI0zr
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJBiQlWljA
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCB9aMhqsr
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK002AGC06Z
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「唔信！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoXyB23aKw
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56by1zNcLH
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEtKrELPfY
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLstt3z0U66
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Jkrxib5Tl
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uQ63XEVK0
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiM6pqmJEe
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「咩點？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOQU1xmETY
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「佢無打你咩？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aT2EIm9aN
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBP6DU66Ku
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT9n3Yh3Wt
那麼奇怪？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrC4PTfsGe
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHWFx9N0uK
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq45u4GUvBd
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTntJC8FVOT
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImNOyDsHc3
「係咁就原諒你？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbF46wWhsf
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy3xcNMozU
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVVvS8Z1QG
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFOZYBVTWW
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC0EbPej67
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbNrgJMV5k
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46T7ASVPEK
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算了。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX99cKY78oY
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hkfEbgXMC
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzQ0O424N3
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDszT48lre1
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZuA6syFR0
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJkbUNsL0J
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KQ7q4pFfN
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInsuHKe8zj
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可是他……634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mDyK0XP91
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我該怎麼說呢？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q4npFpWbK
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGSPFRZQ6N
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKqEa5k4HD
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05MOXSAkCO
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雖然動機未明。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8hOfCTiMq
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjOc9bTb6M
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qJ8AGmaue
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6IDyLLWQc
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRgHPjH6yr
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynChO8fzoB
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzFieFhIPz
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp3TI82ODc
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGwHIZfOQk
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoARxJhBN9R
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMI7SUP28r
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我說了，不原諒還好。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTK5tZEilMX
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUTqfjIOnS
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5LjPwQZVM
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCHI7TqZTm
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL64aZVfGCx
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqol15s0eIE
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFz7ZbiyRt
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4pYo4uBnj
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqtkDWddoB
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所以？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuee5k6oS5q
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoD7dwAT0f
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQJv2uJ5BE
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XlYXe5bzR
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiivp3nYVr
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT9gwL9S3y
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3bXEBEpXS
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVg5EKwOub
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RgtjEe7YW
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwDYheG3s6
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFAomU60Ab
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又回到我的故事。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRjUMLDPYd
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「望咩啫你。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSffKYz2Bv
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnpaU9TF50
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