你見過麻雀像直升機般秒速垂直升高不足數秒，然後便隨即向下極速急墮嗎？516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32ktC2A31Q
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也許那個自吹自擂的創科局某位仁兄可能見過，但在野外足足生活了十多年的泰鎂老師倒是頭一次遇上此奇景，一直在樹頂上享受著涼風的她因而生起好奇心，像泰山般的穿梭在大樹間，來到了粟米蛇在馬鞍山的地盤「粟米平原」。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvGeu5IT2V
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在野外生活良久，泰鎂老師習得如何與動物溝通的能力，略懂雀語以及蛇語。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zTa95cD2W
來到粟米平原後，她從時時聲及吱吱聲中得悉粟米蛇首領意欲與吱喳雀進行單對單的對戰。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbDe9Mcn2Y
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眼見髮賽此時已爬到樹上，並沒有任何生命危險，她便決定坐在長草一旁觀賞蛇雀大戰的好戲。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNmw5MkJlZ
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粟米蛇雖被稱之為粟米蛇，但牠實情並不是以進食粟米維生的，牠常吃的食物乃是田鼠和小型雀鳥。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmFcojR1E0
皆因田鼠以及小型雀鳥大多時聚居在種滿粟米的田地，再加上某品種的粟米蛇表皮酷似粟米關係，牠們才因而被人類強行冠稱為粟米蛇。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIREq8N4wJ1
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依照大自然弱肉強食的法則，這場蛇雀大戰理應是蛇的那方佔優，但現況卻是完全地相反，粟米蛇是被麻雀壓制的那一方。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT3h5qpVLH
不過最令泰鎂驚訝的是，吱喳雀在被粟米蛇圍捕時候所說出的那一句話，牠的祖先有本事能夠閃躲古墓派的天羅地網勢。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmO7C2YNxX
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根據《神雕俠侶》所記載，小龍女曾把古墓派的入門武學「天羅地網勢」掌法傳授予楊過，箇中的修練方法就是以麻雀作為對象，用雙掌困住在空中自由自在飛翔中的麻雀。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUgD5QoRSl
若把「天羅地網勢」練至最高境界的話，使用者僅以雙掌便能困住九九八十一隻麻雀。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMns0Dqd18N
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吱喳雀祖先是傳說中的第八十二麻雀，其閃躲天羅地網勢的本事一代接一代的燈火傳承，沒有在任何世代中失傳下來。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrygdAvSaI3
儘管早前吱喳雀在飛行中因偷瞄美女導致沒看清前方並撞上大樹傷及右腳，但若然牠是用上認真心態對待事物的話，閃躲區區數十條的粟米蛇飛撲絕對是遊刃有餘的。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSqDvMNaRi
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嗖！嗖！嗖！516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg31qwzErM
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一息間，數十條粟米蛇同時撲了個空，心感不忿，只能目瞪口呆地看著絲毫無傷的吱喳雀在空中拍翼。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImkK5lGYj7
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「呀！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAgwQiSrkL
此際，髮賽那方傳來了一道慘叫聲。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1NLG2iC2P
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薑可是越老越辣的，擁有深厚閱歷的粟米蛇首領心知面前的麻雀絕非池中物，就算全軍出動也沒能百分百把牠壓制下來。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuQztFTLLb
說到底，牠的初心是想懲罰偷吃磨菇的髮賽，為求達到此目的，牠特意調動眾蛇們往吱喳雀施襲，而自己則鬼崇地藉著混亂的掩護下從地上一躍而上，往髮賽的右腿位置大咬一口。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKmkv2dg0k
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這招聲東擊西的策略非常奏效，直至到髮賽慘遭被咬痛叫的那一刻，吱喳雀以及泰鎂才當下醒覺到自己已中下粟米蛇首領混淆視聽之計。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpJcsWVUzT
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雖則粟米蛇並不是毒蛇的一種，但蛇咬始終也是具有一定程度殺傷力。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL0ZLduZJU
泰鎂老師再也看不到要躲藏在一方的理由，她即時爬上靠近的一棵大樹，飛躍到髮賽身處的樹上，巧妙地用上手上的石矛往粟米蛇的下顎鑿了一下，迫使牠鬆口跌到地上去；516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z763VyTf8
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這一下鑿擊可是異常的關鍵，若果她是以其他蠻力方式扯開粟米蛇的話，粟米蛇分分中會以緊咬著髮賽一部份的大腿肉的方式墮地脫離。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPXTEMwdBi
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「泰鎂老師！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtjGLglNXf
看到她的來臨後，髮賽頓時感到安心下來，得知自己將會受到她密切的保護。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo4BCtAU1d
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「甚麼？我聽不清楚！你再說一次！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBh34PyTADF
泰鎂用上凌厲的眼神直瞪髮賽，揮動手中的石矛直指他的喉嚨。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGbdbIAjuu
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「對不起，一時口快說錯！516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWYY3jKgOm
老師泰鎂，你來得正是時候......」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RzolAgG3k
髮賽被她這番舉動嚇得咽了一下口水，雙手舉起。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7p7iGn9i0
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「唔，算你識趣！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPORddvXAIs
得到滿意的回覆後，她才緩緩把石矛放下來。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAD95IsqfVB
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從髮賽上山跟她學習的第一天起，她便警誡髮賽必須以「老師泰鎂」這四字來稱呼她，「泰鎂」或者「泰鎂老師」其他稱呼均不能接受，說錯一次便打屁股懲罰一次。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvh6MeHJrBA
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箇中的理由非常簡單，她是一名追求美麗的女人，渴望受到別人稱讚，「老師『太美』」正是最為她合聽的稱呼，裡頭的次序絕不能倒轉，否則意思盡失。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8Mw8XBI71
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吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱！516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DrRVrBqMv
“老師泰鎂，恩公他誤吃了毒鵝膏菌，必須盡快就醫，否則便會有生命危險呀！”516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAhkFFnAOS
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不想屁股變得紅腫的吱喳雀，早已養成了以「老師泰鎂」的方式來對她作出稱呼。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCv6aaaC5wx
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「甚麼？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNNN18IrYm
從吱喳雀得知這道壞消息後，泰鎂一臉緊張的對髮賽作出質問。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d4r24foD4
「髮賽，你是否吃了樹下的白色磨菇？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8NVFtZp0F
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「是。我偷吃了一丁點。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKh0dYmz2A
髮賽臉有愧意道。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDY5Aywf4fw
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泰鎂曾警告過他不能擅自進食未經由她審核過的食物，但剛才他實在真的是太餓了，再加上被困在這陌生地方不知何時才會有人前來求助，他沒法子不破誡吃下磨菇攝取能量。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fKfArZDtj
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吱吱吱吱吱！516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugbn2uU40p
“不是一丁點，而是足足半塊有食指般的大小呀！”516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYRxVcpiRK
吱喳雀如實告狀。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUVwHTCZbg
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「你......立刻咬碎並含著這蒜頭，未經我批准絕對不能吞下肚裡！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe0Uv2U07u
泰鎂從褲袋裡抽起了一大塊蒜頭，一手塞進髮賽的口中。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe31XHHVxUJ
「還有的是，盡量減低自己的呼吸節奏，不要多說話！516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvLrCgYHzZ
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我們要立刻作戰略性撤退！」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM5IzKBKNJ
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史史史史史史史！516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJld200Scb
“喂喂喂，這裡可是粟米平原，並不是一道外人可自出自入的地方呢！”516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv5QXpvvRQ
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