在等待菠蘿包出爐的時間，蕭鵝返回自家住所，打算跟自己的兒子一同享用朱古力扭紋包。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnkS2GEvd5
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「樂，我買了朱古力扭紋包，出來一起吃吧！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b6h1PnyV9
蕭鵝在客廳裡對著兒子的房間方向大叫。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTM7MzvOFE
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「你等一等！我正在從里斯本運送葡萄酒到雅典的途中呀！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yd2ePcqsO
蕭樂著自己的父親蕭鵝稍等一下。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi81slEd0b
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夢想是擔任船長的蕭樂正在玩著自己最喜愛的模擬遊戲，大航海時代四。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDEdBZ8QCb
天生條件不遜，一上船便會暈船浪且連番嘔吐的他，只能寄託在電腦遊戲的虛擬世界中，享受一下飾演船長的快感，止一止癮。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIuqE5jKIZ
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「你在突尼斯的碼頭停泊一下吧！不然的話，麵包便會放涼不好吃的！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpRvcs4dx5
為了避免與自己的兒子產生隔膜，蕭鵝早就已把遊戲中的地圖記在腦海裡，以備不時之需。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNk8A0AKX7
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「也好，這主意不錯！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hvRo9dFco
蕭樂安然順從父親的提議，緊急改變航海的路線；617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuvJj9ITrY
突尼斯是里斯本駛往雅典的其中一個中途站，停泊在那裡大可順道補給一下船上的糧食和飲用水。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIh7LeWSn4a
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在等待著兒子從房間出來的時候，蕭鵝從雪櫃裡拿取了一瓶預先調製好的百花蛇舌草涼茶，全數倒進在一個藥用瓦煲裡。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnzNiRVk82
確認自己的兒子並不在身邊的附近後，他靜俏俏地把褲袋裡的烏鴉白鴿丸放進藥煲裡頭，並以文火把藥丸煮融在涼茶之中。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l0gebYgeI
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烏鴉白鴿丸性質偏涼，生怕自己的兒子虛不受補的關係，蕭鳳特意利用具清熱解毒之效的白花蛇舌草涼茶作為藥引送藥，意圖盡量減低白鴿丸有可能會帶來的副作用。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQFuGdm1eO
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「吓..又是白花蛇舌草涼茶？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkOUhQzZWg
從客廳裡嗅到熟悉的氣味後，蕭樂顯得了無生氣起來。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnrefKTsvM
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「有益的涼茶，多喝絕對無妨呢！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq3REbzFb0
翻熱涼茶需時，蕭鵝臉露笑容的走出廚房，示意蕭樂一同坐到客廳的梳化上享用麵包。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hbgiYW7QB
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「樂，你的右腳膝頭為何多了數處瘀傷的？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwxjcZCxFf
吃著扭紋包的時候，蕭鵝指著蕭樂的右腿道。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdUd8anfHR
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「今天放學後練習滑板時候弄傷的，塗了跌打酒後已經好好多了！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9QPiXQP17
蕭樂漫不經心的作出解釋，並不把它當成一回事。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYISlyEXzA
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為了減輕暈船浪的徵狀，他盡量會抽時間進行滑板練習，從而增強神經系統的平衡感協調。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmELnlX6zf
這些從滑板跌下來所造成的瘀傷，正正就是他曾辛苦努力過的最佳證明 。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZEMfPpc0t
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「唉....過了今天，你再也不用受這些皮肉之苦了！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwKHanFXB2
蕭鵝深情凝視著兒子大腿上的各道傷痕，輕聲道。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKgqFGQCPU
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「爸，你剛才在說甚麼？617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85kXuwOh1N
我聽得不太清楚！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFnAHQNooZ
蕭樂沒能聽清楚自己父親的喃喃自語。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpB9nKK5Or8
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「哦，沒甚麼，我只是說這扭紋包很好吃而已！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSflyPxEL8
蕭鵝沒有說出真話，裝出了一副驚訝的模樣。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5BqJ6FSKO
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「咦，老豆剛剛發現，原來我們兩父子的扭紋包也是以左旋方式扭動的呢，不知道麵包店裡會不會有右旋扭紋麵包呢！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxydx79Vo1
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「這方面，恐怕就不會了....617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXzRm5SiaI
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畢竟右旋扭紋包可是有著一道悲傷的背景故事呢！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltzMLVS44h
蕭樂黯然道。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcJMc9GFzC
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起初蕭鵝只是打算利用扭紋包的扭紋歪開話題，殊不知道蕭樂竟然能夠在扭紋話題上大肆發揮起來。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2s46jIz0pA
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「扭紋麵包...也有自己的故事？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawX9G02BHK
蕭鵝停下咀嚼手中的麵包，一臉疑惑的看著蕭樂。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4Eg3AyIXO
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老婆餅、夫妻肺片、大馬站煲等等美食的典故他倒是聽過，但扭紋麵包的背景故事他完全並沒有聽聞過。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfngpGkyYKA
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應該不會是有一名廚師某天遇上不如意的事，把心一橫將麵糰一扭再扭作洩憤之用，間接造就了扭紋麵包的誕生此般低級無聊的故事吧？617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5SshBzcui
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「當然有啦！617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qMhPMenzP
阿爸你知不知道甚麼是pain bescuit？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhblmUEyP35
得悉父親竟然也會有不曉得的事情後，蕭樂說話的語氣變得異常的雀躍及振奮。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu6g86cx9Q
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「你...剛才在說...法文？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvBe0HKQ0x
蕭鵝聽得側起頭來。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVAr8QhJK8
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「沒錯。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V9xYfSnIm
在法文的語法中，bes等同於英文的bi，有著雙重的意思。cuit是烘焙，所以bescuit合起上來就是烘焙兩次的意思。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOE0GlUw2C
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之於pain，法文裡頭並不是代表痛楚，而是麵包。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlRb9pgZU5
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所以，pain bescuit就即是指烘焙過兩次的麵包。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wL82bWMlP
蕭樂津津樂道的作出解釋。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqEP30yuLa
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「烘焙過兩次的麵包？617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OTay63swK
扭紋包是需要烘焙兩次的嗎？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt0QdvlYmQ
蕭鵝對此抱有極大的疑問。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNegFfSLQf
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「當然不用啦！617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUUbWxl48k
在十四世紀的航海時代，雪櫃還沒有出現，所以廚師們會多次烘焙麵包，把麵糰的水份通通蒸發掉，製造乾燥堅硬、不易變壞的pain bescuit供航海人士在船上食用！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYUGTa0UMX
夢想是在船上生活的蕭樂，這些基本的航海歷史他自當然是滾瓜爛熟、一清二楚。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MbETmohhW
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「當年西班牙海軍艦隊的水手，每天均會獲發一磅海員餅乾和一加侖的啤酒呢！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWioMtQfQk
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「唔，那麼pain bes…那麼海員麵包究竟與扭紋包又有甚麼關係呢？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KboNbVrWO
眼見自己兒子遲遲未入正題，蕭鵝略然感到有點不耐煩。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblmMWjy9QQ
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「關係可就大了！617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7DoyTo7f4
海員麵包經過多次脫水後，味道變得淡而無味，水手們往往只能依靠泡浸牛奶、熱湯甚至是海水來吊味。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPTuzd3B6W
蕭樂示意父親不用著急，好戲正在後頭。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZavpi2kwfY
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「集航海與麵包事業於一身的丹麥國土裡，有一名叫哥本蝦巾的皇家水手實在是沒法忍受海員麵包的煎熬，偷偷攜帶著名的丹麥條、亦即是扭紋麵包上船作為自己的乾糧。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodnCX2TTAY
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每一名皇家水手在上船前，均會受到嚴格的搜身檢查，確保他們沒法攜帶違禁品到軍艦之上。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxraX338lg
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聰明的哥布蝦巾特此囑咐廚師以右旋的方式製作扭紋包，並在表面鋪上一層微細的白米顆粒，把扭紋包裝扮成船上常用的右旋粗麻繩，成功掩人耳目把鬆軟可口的牛油扭紋包帶到船上去。」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOcUzXpOOL
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「哈，真虧他能夠想出這道計謀出來！617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh7EMRN9bI
到底他是多麼的嘴饞才能想出用扭紋包扮粗麻繩這道鬼主意？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHyB9fwCWY
蕭鵝搖頭苦笑，不知道應該是佩服還是鄙視那名哥布蝦巾的水手才好。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpcfQQ37WX
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「又或者是海員麵包實在真的是太難吃，所以才迫使有水手想出這種投機取巧的方式吧！617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorbEXxHFze
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有時候廚師們為了確保麵糰裡不含有任何的水份，更會特意作三次甚至是四次的烘焙處理，再也不是pain bescuit，而是好比石頭般硬的 pain quarcrit，強行咽下去真的是會很pain呢！」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaIQ4lGVtF
蕭樂咬下手中的鬆軟朱古力扭紋包一口，靈感驟現的想出了一個很爛的中法英三合一笑話。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmwu5E2WNy
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「唔...但你之前不是說右旋扭紋包的背後是一個非常悲慘的故事嗎？617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1UeK4rtxx
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那個哥本蝦巾成功把扭紋麵包上船，成功把pain強行扭掉，這不是很好嗎？何來甚麼的悲慘呢？」617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9lfVptN4p
蕭鵝順著兒子的幽默感節奏，運用談笑風生的方式作出回應。617Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09Xa703EJv
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