[1] "Congratulations to the Goddess for Becoming the Spokesmodel for ‘Hellfire Soul-Exploding Spicy Strips’!"
At the contract signing, the CEO of Hell Foods Inc. (a three-headed hellhound in a suit) presented the terms:152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOe9UVFdFVV
[Clauses:
Daily livestreams eating spicy strips (tears mandatory)
Tears harvested as "Holy Water Seasoning"
Breach turns bunny headband permanently chili-shaped]
The Goddess’ pen trembled: "This is a demonic contract?!"152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG0m2xEit0
The familiar whispered: "But the payout removes your shock collar~"152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpogJrTAHcT
She signed furiously: "Fine! It’s just spicy st—"
A staffer wheeled in "Volcano’s Wrath Spicy Strips", packaging labeled:152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3ya1jm7Rb
[Heat Level: Demon King’s Tears]
[2] Livestream Gone Nuclear152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiwEV4w8dr
"Wel—cough! ‘Even Gods Break’ Spicy Review!" The Goddess donned a flame-proof mask.152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOILbaSC8I
First bite—
Her bunny headband "POPPED" into a chili pepper
Holy light shot from her eyes as chat exploded:152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFK36r6y9J
[Ex-Believer1: So holy light is just spice tears?!]152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4JUOca6Wb
[Demon King: 1000 Hell Coins for a snot close-up!]
"This isn’t food—cough!" She chugged "milk" (actually the familiar’s lava latte), but her tears became pepper spray, blowing the camera to smithereens!
[3] "Tear Seasoning" Takes the Three Realms by Storm152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41iC6siXzx
The "Holy Tears of Regret" sold like hellfire:152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWDBrjwC5v
[Bottle Slogan: "Hurt more than an ex, bitterer than overtime"]
Sales soared:
Heaven: Used in confession booths (instant guilty sobbing)
Human World: Office workers spiked coffee ("One sip = quit on spot")
Hell: "Ghost Employee Motivational Drink"
"This is workplace harassment…" The Goddess sobbed in her dressing room—while the familiar collected tears: "50 vials! Cry harder for ‘Tear Crystals’—they’re premium!"
[4] "Rescue" Mission Derailed152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuDc7TAIVL
We (Demon King & Hero) crashed the stream as "rival brands":152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM02tlylwLQ
"Try our ‘Nemesis Reconciliation Sweet-Spicy Strips’!"152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyeHwbRrMb
(Secretly made with dark magic and sliced holy sword.)
Goddess, enraged: "How DARE—"152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqPlYrpAtp
"Free ‘Ex-Goddess Embarrassment Stickers’!" I flung her "spicy-face memes", while Hoshino held a sign:152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexhkg8jSWn
[RT to win: ‘Goddess Tears Instant Noodles’!]
Viewership hit 1 BILLION—crashing the servers.152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMzQ3a8KiL
The final frame? The Goddess chasing us with her sword, as chat spammed:152Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfsdgk3xpr
"NOW that’s divine punishment!"
