[1] "SHOCKING! Demon King & Hero's 'Contract Marriage' Exposed?!"
The Three Realms Tabloid headline screamed above a blurry photo of the "Demon King and Hero signing documents at midnight."
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"Per anonymous angel source, Ludwig and Hoshino Akira allegedly signed a Fake Marriage Contract, including:95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBr3zdZIJ6h
✅ Minimum 3 "couple streams" monthly (penalty: 100M Hell Coins)95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfnPFhKvjE
✅ No holy sword/dark magic brawls in public95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIs7F5RnLq
✅ Hotpot must be split-spicy (violators wash dishes for 300 years)"
Me (Demon King), hurling the newspaper: "This was us signing the Anti-Goddess Alliance!!"95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCgdBEC1qj
Hoshino, icy calm: "Wrong focus—" She pointed to the fine print:95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBqT7w4nOO
"Source: Former Goddess · Current Convenience Store Clerk"
[2] Goddess’ Paparazzi Side Hustle & Familiar’s Media Empire
In the convenience store surveillance room, the Goddess snooped on celebrities with her "Holy Surveillance Goggles":
Otaku Demon secretly built a "Goddess Mockery Park" in Animal Crossing: Hell (complete with bunny-ear statue)
Three-Headed Hound Union traded "Overwork Insurance" (beneficiaries: themselves)
Demon King & Hero "sharing instant noodles" in the break room (!)
Goddess, grinning: "This noodle pic’s worth 5M Hell Coins to Celestial Gossip Weekly, right?"95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTawVnNCG7H
Suddenly, the familiar dropped from the vent with a business card:95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkIBIzqXhJ
"CEO of Three Realms TMZ here! Want to be a freelance journalist? Salary: 30 spicy strips + shock collar deactivation rights!"
[3] Leaked: "Hot Springs ‘Business Retreat’" Scandal!
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"Demon King & Hero’s ‘Work Trip’ Truth!"95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRLupAblO2
Exclusive Photos:
Photo 1: Their weapons (holy sword & demon staff) towel-covered in the mixed bath
Photo 2: A single bed (pillows with claw marks)
Photo 3: Familiar’s door sign: "Do Not Disturb (Negotiations Ongoing)"
Hoshino, dialing furiously: "You photoshopped this?!"95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ93KeAPFMe
Goddess: "Nope. You two just suck at hiding."
[4] Damage Control Livestream Gone Wrong
Me, reading script: "Regarding rumors, HR Director Hoshino and I maintain a strictly professional—"95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYno4sLvxlZ
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[Lava PM: Your tie matches her hairclip!]95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWiy7fXUxI
[Celestial IRS: Contract marriage violates Heaven’s Bigamy Act!]95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmiINv8JGQ
[Goddess: 1M Hell Coins unlocks hot springs audio!]
Hoshino, snatching the mic: "Fine. You want proof?!"95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0PpzWegYM
She slammed a 300-year-old Ceasefire Agreement on the desk, its final clause:95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlDkBACrEu
"Should both parties survive to peacetime, Ludwig must fulfill promise: Treat Akira to 10 hotpot meals (spicy level: her choice)."
Silence.95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiTtIzlD9T
Familiar, whispering: "Is this... a ship confirmation?"
